I saw the EAR. It looks PERFECT.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

Did anyone else notice?

[Traildogbob]

1. Yea but,

He said he took a “head” shot. (For the people of course) Who knows what’s under that dyed muskrat on his scalp.

[GopherGal]

2. It was a beautiful ear,

like nobody's seen before. A perfect ear.

[Xavier Breath]

4. Ironically enough.

[okaawhatever]

11. Rarely used. Very low miles. nt

[Deuxcents]

3. I was fascinated about his hair..it reminds me of one of the 3 Stooges

[rsdsharp]

5. Yeah. Larry.

[EYESORE 9001]

6. He got pro tips from Ric Flair

‘Juicing’ is the practice of cutting oneself with a small, sharp blade - a piece of a razor blade, for example. The cutting object must be small and discreet as well. Even a small nick can produce what appears to be copious amounts of blood.

[Zambero]

7. Sounds like a perfect line from a Warren Zevon song

Oh yeah, Werewolves of Mar-a-Lago!

[Deuxcents]

10. I'd like to meet his tailor..

[JoseBalow]

15. Let's not discuss his perfect hair

[Deuxcents]

16. 🤣

[Sky Jewels]

8. It's a miracle! A miracle I tell you!

He done got himself heeeeealed by Jeeeeeeesus! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[missingm]

9. STOP about the ear!

It makes you look like a nut and everything else you say is discounted.

There was a REAL assassination attempt. Luckily it missed and as of right now almost no one is talking about it.

[obamanut2012]

12. Lol

[PSPS]

13. "Almost no one is talking about it." -- Why? Very unusual. Reagan's was in the news for months non-stop.

[JoseBalow]

14. He said he got shot in the head