Where is Melania? Why isn't she on the campaign trail or ever shown with dump?

[onecaliberal]

[dalton99a]

1. Malaria is busy with the pool boy

[BoRaGard]

2. Ask The Loomster (R)

Get it straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak.

[tanyev]

3. Back in NYC. Probably really, really hoping Harris wins.

Link to tweet

Maybe we should check Melania's campaign donations.

[Irish_Dem]

7. Yes she is telling us she lives in NYC now.

"Vibrant culture and dreams coming true" translation:
she can buy high end couture here, hit the expensive spas, and have all the boyfriends she wants.

[PCIntern]

9. Oh yeah. She wrote that...

And I wrote the sonnets attributed to Shakespeare.

[tanyev]

20. Yeah, I Googled "it's a colorful canvas where dreams come alive"

to see if something written by someone else popped up. I didn't find anything, but they don't have the full Hallmark card collection online.

[jls4561]

34. Good for you. Now tell us who really wrote that.

[Wednesdays]

42. "New York is where I'd rather stay...

...I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dahh-ling I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

[moose65]

55. Hahaha!!

That cracks me up! Back when Trump first took office and she didn't immediately move into the White House, but stayed behind in NYC for several months, I could just hear her speaking in Lisa Douglas' voice: "Vat do you mean, I have to move to Hootersville???"

On the other hand, Lisa Douglas was a very gracious lady who actually DID give up NYC because she loved her husband!

[magicarpet]

4. Melania hates the Orange Fuehrer's guts

The expressions of utter hatred that comes across her face does not play well on national television.

Keeping her in the background and occasionally parading her out in public when she is on the mood is the best Team trDUMP can hope for. And then she demands $200K for showing up.

[Cosmocat]

57. YEP

her disdain for him is palpable.

[Irish_Dem]

5. Too busy grifting.

Writing her memoirs, selling overpriced cheap crap.

[Cattledog]

6. His "side chick" is by his side

Laura Loomer

[Tribetime]

12. Loomer looks like she's made of plastic

[Traildogbob]

52. Notice this hat has enlarged the 45 and taken off the 47.

He may feel he will lose and the 45-47 hats will be a joke and useless.

[Doc Sportello]

8. Not just her

No daughter, SIL, sons, etc. that I've seen. Speaks volumes.

[Fiendish Thingy]

15. Cokey and Gums have been at some events.

But they are the only ones willing to be seen with him in public.

[SouthernIrish]

46. That's hilarious

[Fiendish Thingy]

13. Enjoy your stay

It will be brief.

[DFW]

19. 5-4-3-2-1.......... N/t

[onecaliberal]

14. In NYC campaigning with LGBTQ group yesterday. Just saw her last night.

She’s out there, just because the media doesn’t show her doesn’t mean anything.
The nude model is in hiding.
Also Joe is NOT running again, try to keep up.

[BumRushDaShow]

18. She was at an event yesterday to boost voter registration

So where is Melania?

[newdeal2]

11. Now that Barron is attending NYU

She has a good excuse to be in NYC full time to "take care" of him. She's probably looking at summer courses and graduate degrees for him so they can be there around the clock for the next several years.

[onecaliberal]

17. She could still campaign. Doug is traveling the country campaigning,

[newdeal2]

35. Sure but I don't see that happening

She doesn’t like him. This gives her a plausible excuse to stay away from Trump. Remember she didn’t move into the White House for a long time for similar reasons.

[onecaliberal]

36. Totally. I know all that. Imagine if the reverse were true. What the fascist media would be saying.

Where’s Waldo?

[newdeal2]

39. True I'm not holding my breath

[Poiuyt]

49. If Barron is in college, it would be time to cut the apron strings

As an aside, can you imagine Melania wearing an apron?

[moose65]

60. Yeah.....

I can see her wearing an apron and nothing else, in one of her photo shoots. Ugh…

[DFW]

16. She has important stuff to do, after all.

Wash her hair, go shopping for a new hat, etc.

After all, you can’t expect her to sit around Mar-a-Lardo all day and do nothing, can you? Even the pool boy gets his day off, after all.

[CanonRay]

31. She's not even at Mar a Lardo

She moved to NYC

[Swede]

21. "I'll give you a little secret: She hates him. She can't stand him."

nt

[TBF]

22. Probably NYC, press has reported that Barron is attending NYU. nt

[Funtatlaguy]

23. "Meetings" with pool boy/tennis pro.

[SocialDemocrat61]

24. She's at home

trying to find a loophole in her prenup.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

25. Better yet, making sure her son stays out of the press.

I will give Melania some credit as I speculate here. She lives in NYC to make sure anything with Barron does not make news. The mere fact he is much taller than his father is an obvious fact. Which makes him very recognizable,

With that, Melania is a grifter as well. $$$$$$$ gets her attention. Her views are not necessarily positive towards others not associated with the tRump world. She wants financial security when she finally splits or he dies before her. Nor can she stand to be with him knowing who he really is.

[Lonestarblue]

27. She's probably hoping to hang on long enough for his Alzheimer's to get bad enough to put him in assisted living.

[Oopsie Daisy]

26. She's double-checking that her pre-nup and divorce filings are all in order.

Dotting the i's and crossing the t's... checking and rechecking. Better safe than sorry, she's leaving no stone unturned.

I'm definitely no fan of Melania. She's as guilty and evil as Trump is. She helped to spread and perpetuate the birther bigotry and she knew what shew was getting into when she married Trump. She's no victim here.

But, I really do hope she takes him to the cleaners. It will be amusing to watch him being humiliated by her. Perhaps she'll write a tell-all book.

[Blue Owl]

28. Busy confirming the M$M double standard

[getagrip_already]

32. Yeah, can you imagine the rw outrage if kamala and doug looked cross at each other?

Not even an actual argument. Just a cross look.

They would go ballistic for weeks that their marriage is a sham, and how she abuses him ss a cuck. Etc, etc, etc.

It would be nonstop lies and bullshit.

[Takket]

29. She's patiently for him to go to prison so she can get her divorce and take his business over

[SheltieLover]

30. Natasha's job is to

receive & convey orders from moscow to boris and to enrage the American public by doing things like destroying Jackie's rose garden & "decorating" the WH for xmas to look like a horror show.

[onecaliberal]

38. All kidding aside. I think there is some veracity.

[SheltieLover]

40. I wasn't joking

[Freethinker65]

33. Kidney surgery

[keithbvadu2]

37. For all his macho NFT images, DonOld cannot get her to live with him as man and wife.

She does a conjugal visit once in a while.

Vance/Vantz calls him a good husband.

[MurrayDelph]

48. Thanks for the inspiration of Vance/Vantz

It made me remember that Vontz is Yiddish for bedbug, which is something Trump resorts have an affinity for.

[louslobbs]

41. She's not around because something has been

“LOOMING” over trump lately…..flying with him in an elongated, “aloominum,” pressurized cylinder, with reclining love seats and two high powered pet engines. And trump’s obviously been

🎶 “slip, slip, slipping his shroom…slip, slip, slipping it to loom…..slip, slip, slipping his shroom…..his tiny shroom into loom his darling.🎶

[Jack Valentino]

43. She's not running for First Lady.

Clearly she has no interest in returning to the White House.

[onecaliberal]

44. Idgaf she is the spouse of the child rapist who is.

If that were a Dem, it would be the reason the candidate should stop out to focus on their marriage.

[Jack Valentino]

45. Just saying-- she has no f*cks to give anymore.

That's where she is-- "IDontCareville"

Yes, you're right, if it were a Democrat it would get endless mention.... just like everything else.

[Ping Tung]

47. Highlighting all the stuff she is forbidden to mention by her NDA.

And, the costs of telling the truth if she speaks.

[Trueblue1968]

50. Malaria hates his guts !!!!!

[Attilatheblond]

51. He can't afford her public appearance fees and she won't extend credit

A match made in heaven for sure.

[BamaRefugee]

53. SHUT UP PEOPLE!!! She is a GOOD MAGA WIFE, at home, making sandwiches, naked except for high heels, as God Intended!

[thucythucy]

54. Could be the Melania bot is malfunctioning again?

[moose65]

56. Yet another double standard

Can you imagine the furor from the pundits, loudmouths, and MAGAs if Jill Biden or Michelle Obama had been absent from the campaign trail? We would have been subjected to unending rants about it.

But Melanie gets not a peep. Drives me fuckin nuts.

[struggle4progress]

58. She's too busy promoting her book: her favorite kitty-cat casserole recipes, I think

[LetMyPeopleVote]

59. This makes me smile

Link to tweet

[republianmushroom]

61. Home, laughing like hell.