WOOAAAHH: Loomer Is Gunning to be America's NEW First Lady - Is Laura Loomer Trump's New Sidepiece?

[Swede]

They deserve each other. Oh, and eww.

Donald Trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel for support.

According to multiple insiders, Laura Loomer is now Donald Trump’s new advisor and girlfriend.

https://crier.co/wooaaahh-loomer-is-gunning-to-be-americas-new-first-lady-is-laura-loomer-trumps-new-sidepiece/

[LakeArenal]

1. Seemed pretty obvious from the clips.

Shades of Guifoyle to me.

[Traildogbob]

9. Do these plastic Ho's

Realize climate change will melt their face, breasts and ass? Like the Oz witch when water touched her.
😱 I’m melting !!!!

[debm55]

11. That's funny.

[TheBlackAdder]

37. I guess she'll wear white to the wedding.

[Oopsie Daisy]

2. She's about as attractive as an cheap inflatable novelty sex-doll.

It's amazing to me that she's trying to LOOK THAT WAY on purpose! It's not as if she was in some horrible disfiguring accident that would earn my pity or sympathy. She's so bizarre. She's getting makeup and hair tips from Guilfoyle.

[keep_left]

6. She's addicted to plastic surgery. This is probably "look #8" for her...

...in just the last few years. Because of her unhinged antics and appearance, Loomer has become kind of a running joke with the hosts of the Chapo Trap House podcast.

https://democraticunderground.com/100219450673#post18

[Oopsie Daisy]

12. Unhinged... that's a good word to describe her.

[haele]

19. She was almost cute when she became a GOP/NRA darling about 10 years ago

What is it with the GOP and plastic women?
Not initiating the shallow.sexism- she really did it to herself to stand out.

There's a huge difference between trying to look attractively competent and going through the expense and physical effort to display oneself like a tropical bird during mating season, creating a visual "Look at Me!" performance in general public.

Haele

[Oopsie Daisy]

21. If this continues she could win a Pete Burns look-alike contest.

[BrianTheEVGuy]

29. Ha

Ms. Loomer, why are you supporting Trump?

“I want surprises!”

[Irish_Dem]

3. Looks like Melania moved back to New York City?

[wishstar]

32. Yes, Barron is now being chauffered daily to NYU from Trump Tower

rather than residing in campus housing so she is definitely back at Trump Tower with Barron.

[Irish_Dem]

33. All carefully orchestrated by Melania.

She planned this a year ago when Barron was applying to colleges.

[Aristus]

4. As in Wife #4?

Exactly how stupid and/or debased is she?

Who would sign up for such a revolting task as being married to that ambulatory stink pit with the understanding that there would be nothing to inherit if he did us all the monumental favor of dropping dead?

Trump's finances are a leaky little rubber raft floating on an immense ocean of debt. Melania may have been able to convince herself that this is not so; but anybody else?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

14. Reminds me of HENRY VIII and Catherine Howard

Catherine was barely 17 when she married Henry who was 50.

Ewwwwww. Not unless Wife #3 has anything to say.

[TheBlackAdder]

36. How about 14-year-old Mary and 90-year-old Joseph.

(NSFW)

[TheKentuckian]

30. She is too loopy and racist for Marjorie Green level stupid and/or debased.

[global1]

5. How Does Tr**p Find These People.....

He seems to surround himself with the 'dregs of society'.

Does he seek them out or do they gravitate to him on their own.

If you go down the list of people that he associates with - it's like 'murderers row'.

Each on seems worse than the other - and in the end they all wind up in trouble because of him.

[tanyev]

7. Bible thumpers OK with married presidential candidate campaigning with mistress in tow?

[kwolf68]

15. The are OK

It is God using an imperfect vessel to test our faith in him...or some shit.

[TheKentuckian]

35. Keep in mind that most of them don't really give a crap about the nonsense they spew

Their actual religion is oppression, avarice, bigotry. and control.

[Traildogbob]

8. Loomy, Vance and Cory

Are the best thing Dems could ever have conjured up to sink the orange puss bag. Let em talk, air every word on all media.
Popcorn and beer!!!!
The family value profit sent by Gawd. Hope she gets his STD’s. Mouth warts of some kind, that she can’t hide and displays her class. Let’s see how the trump preachers spin this porn movie.
The skanks that hover around his ass have no soul.
MTG will be offered a threesome to STFU.
And Tulsi is in line, and really gave us a gift.
But He may not allow her back into the trump Mardi Lardo Man Room of love. The pleasure room.
Eat your heart out Melonoma, you are old news.

[claudette]

10. They deserve each other

Two lowlifes

[Retrograde]

13. Alina Habba will be so disappointed

all that lawyering school, all that plastic surgery (I assume), all that public humiliation trying to defend Donnie and then a newer model comes along.

[Jrose]

16. Loomer looks like a botched Botox experiment on a plastic mannequin

[gohuskies]

17. She is more like tRump's codpiece

He surrounds himself with only the best suck ups and sycophants.

[BrianTheEVGuy]

18. Oh no

Well there goes my lunch.

[dalton99a]

20. Donald laid eyes on her and saw beauty in her soul

[lame54]

22. Does changing his diaper count as consummation?

[BrianTheEVGuy]

23. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. This makes me smile

Link to tweet

[Bozvotros]

25. The good part for both of these bedwetting bigots

Is that they can each blame the other for the nightly bedwetting.

[Blue Owl]

26. She's hoping to be the Future Fourth Lady

As in fourth-rate

[Bmoboy]

27. Money, honey

Book deals, podcasts, all sorts of grifts, even if tfg croaks. Maybe especially after he croaks.

Like all the JFK tell-all crap.

[Wiz Imp]

28. The more "advice" Trump takes from Loomer, the closer we get

To a Democratic landslide. When you're too unhinged for even MTG, that tells you she has the unique ability to turn off Magas even while she thinks she's helping.

[mahina]

31. Ewww

That’s just revolting.

[Tribetime]

34. Is there anything else drumph can do to lose by a landslide

It's like he's trying to lose. I know he's not but he's mentally not there. Please Proceed