Article about Laura Loomer and Donald Trump romantically involved

[Pototan]

I wrote an earlier post speculating on Trump and Loomer having an affair. Now, Drudge has posted this article from a Florida source that puts more meat on the bones of that speculation, with some video evidence. The rumor of an affair with this crazy woman would be enough to cause chaos in the Trump campaign and if any of the rumors end up as credible it would derail the Trump train entirely.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/is-trump-having-an-affair-with-laura-loomer-the-far-right-extremist-21281352

[kimbutgar]

1. That painted portrait of them at the end is hilarious !

[cdeca3000]

6. Award winning!

And according to the artist it is an "award winning President Trump artwork"

[liberalmuse]

25. The artist is one of our own epic trolls.

But MAGA will think he’s one of them and take this portrait from the pits of hell seriously.

[Delphinus]

49. Really?

'Cause I have him blocked! If he really isn't MAGA, all I can say is he has done a fantastic job of fooling me.

[CaptainTruth]

97. Yes Gary Peterson is a joke, trolling MAGA.

He's pretty funny.

My post about him earlier today:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219457166

[LauraInLA]

21. Oh, thank God that's a joke!!!

[Wild blueberry]

79. That portrait is an epic diss

They both look, uh, like themselves. Yuck.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

129. This one?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXWsAjcWEAA8Wzj?format=jpg&name=small

[MineralMan]

2. I can't imagine why I'd care.

Anything to do with Trump having sex is just nauseating. I try to to ever let that enter my head/

[obamanut2012]

11. Because it would 100% stop some peopel for voting for him

Especially women or the few fencesitters around.

[MineralMan]

13. I doubt it very much.

[Probatim]

38. Correct. Succinct.

There is no bottom for his supporters.

[yardwork]

81. Agreed. Grab 'em by the p*** didn't make a dent.

They will shrug this off too, if they even hear of it.

However, this could be mined for mockery, which helps with the younger vote.

[lizardkingjr]

3. Apparently, she's...

the "chosen one."

[underpants]

26. 🏆

Well played

[Clouds Passing]

4. EWWWWWWWW!

[Chasing Dreams]

15. That was my first reaction!

[Dulcinea]

51. I know, right?? Gross!

[spinbaby]

74. I need a shower

And a brain scrub. Ick.

[COL Mustard]

92. Some

Mental floss’

[TheBlackAdder]

80. A Fleshlight is less synthetic. 🍆🔦💦

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. Substitute MTG as a brunette and you get Loomer. Ewwwww!

Just goes to show tRump has NO RESPECT for his current wife, his children, or even his grandchildren.

Melania has to know what a snake she married. She had best sue his ass for divorce and demand at least $2 Billion in cash for the humiliation he has caused her, after she has paid the State of New York for what he owes, E Jean Carroll, and Lord knows who else.

[UpInArms]

14. He cheated on wife no. 1 with wife no. 2

and wife no. 2 with wife no. 3 …

Maybe doing it again

[mercuryblues]

37. There's this saying

If they'll do it with ya, they'll do it to ya.

I think Melanie is there until death do them part. She will most likely get a bonus in the will. Or so she thinks...

[TommyT139]

16. On the other hand...

The longer Melania can endure, the more chances she has to feed at the trumpists trough. A month or so back, she charged $273,000 to grace the Log Cabin Republicans with her presence for an evening.

She gets to have her personal trainer or whoever that guy is; she doesn't have to show up on the campaign trail or in court; she lives in a previously-gorgeous architectural treasure with room service and personal security; and if reports of Trump's latest whatever are true, she just has to sit back and think of a bigger number for the eventual settlement.

Assuming she gets a good wifi signal, there are worse lives to be living.

[birdographer]

104. Pretty sure Melanoma has a boy toy

Old rumor, has to be at least last year, but showed her with a pool boy or maybe a little above that. Tennis instructor? I don't know, but there was a picture of him and it was said they were seen together. This was a while ago. I seriously doubt she is sitting idle.

[Montauk6]

140. BOY! Boebert fell off quick...

[patphil]

7. Loomer is definitely auditioning for the job of wife #4.

My guess is that Melania is done with Trump, since he isn't even hiding his relationship with Loomer.
Of course if Trump loses, Loomer will drop him in a Mar-a-Lago second.

[groundloop]

101. That's more than likely why Marjorie Three Names hates Loomer so much

Marjorie was hoping for that "position".

[central scrutinizer]

8. She's childless so let's get JD Vance's opinion

[Sky Jewels]

12. I sure hope she doesn't have kitties...

for the kitties’ sake.

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. He almost looks happy.

That thumbs-up is looking a mite limp, though. Someone should tell him we now have medicines that'll help.

[TommyT139]

18. Bent mini-carrot?

[RT Atlanta]

19. plastic surgery gargoyle (h/t to rude pundit for that quote)

what did this poor girl look like before she disfigured herself to so much?

[yonder]

43. She's on her way to Jacksonville ...

... Michael Jacksonville.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

72. With an apartment for Jocelyn Wildenstein

Another person with enough money to destroy their own face. SMH.

[soandso]

144. The big difference there being

that "cat lady" started out drop dead beautiful and completely ruined her beautiful face. Bizarre.

[barbtries]

78. i thought the picture was

anime, or AI generated. she really looks like that?

[yonder]

130. I don't get why people do that to themselves.

If a little is good, more is better? What an awful entrapment.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

134. Like she was trying to look like a lion?

Not a Photoshop

[efhmc]

83. As I wrote about her in Twitter: "I make it a point not to comment on people's looks but ick."

[Lunabell]

93. This:

[RT Atlanta]

96. my goodness that is so sad...

a perfectly nice looking (at least to me... and ON THE OUTSIDE - never mind her evil spirit) person that has completely disfigured herself with extensive plastic surgery.... yuck!

[Rob H.]

106. If there were a "Faces of MAGA" ad campaign

like the “Faces of Meth” campaign from years ago, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Laura Loomer would be at the top of the list.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

135. I call her Kimberly Gargoyle

[2naSalit]

125. OMG!

It's like some Twilight Zone episode where there's some horrid beast disguised as a human overwhelms people and sucks their brains dry making them, effectively, zombies at his command. You can tell when real people have been transformed into zombies by their clownish, distorted faces!

[Xavier Breath]

155. She really should look into purchasing some new window screens.

Looks like she's tussled with some very aggressive bees.

[Skittles]

137. she is only 31

WTF

[soandso]

143. No better than now

Just a much bigger nose.

There was video that circulated a few years ago with her hanging all over some cute guy who was trying to be polite but get her away from him. It had audio and she announced that nobody was as smart she is. I'd guess she thinks nobody is better looking, as well. eeewwwww.

[CincyDem]

71. I really don't want to think about where that thumb's been. Ewwww....

[tblue37]

76. She looks like a funhouse mirror version of Melania.

[Clouds Passing]

119. She looks like she's sobbing inside, beyond the fake smile

[moonscape]

131. He hasn't smiled that bigly since

his Oval Office meeting with Lavrov and Kislyak

[soandso]

142. Jeez, that is gross

He's a juvenile narcissist baby and she's an alpha narc predator - and she's so fucking ugly! I can't believe his campaign people haven't stepped in to stop it. She has got some serious, I'm not sure what to call it - balls? She hangs all over him and even has the nerve to do it where his wife resides! Holy shit. He's so stupid and flattered by the adoration that he's completely oblivious to anything like public perception. Just wow, lol!

[Prairie Gates]

10. I just don't see MTG or Graham going nuclear with her over messaging on its own

And I don't see her going Defcon Bedroom Tales about MTG and Graham if there's not some sex angle involved.

[RT Atlanta]

17. Wish I could agree with you on derailing donnie t's 'campaign'

but this affair if true (and even if not with loomer, surely he's shagging other's along the road) will not make one bit of difference to those deplorables that will vote for him no matter what.

[Lonestarblue]

33. Agree. His Christian evangelicals dismissed his grabbing women by the genitals.

They ignored his serial adultery and affair with a porn star while Melania was recovering after Barron’s birth. I doubt there is anything he could do that would cause them to reject him. They want the power to force their religious beliefs into law so they can be the ones to take away women’s rights and tell everyone else how to live.

[BattleRow]

58. Serious question here

Since Trump was convicted of raping E.Jean Carroll,is he required -or is he on- a sex offender registry?

[RT Atlanta]

66. May depend on NY law where the judgment occured

Will need some perspective from an attorney with criminal law experience to help answer.

[barbtries]

82. i doubt it

it was a civil, not criminal, judgment

[Carlitos Brigante]

20. Well lunch you were pretty tasty. Too bad you're about to be projectile ejected through my mouth. nt

[underpants]

27. 😆😆😆👍

[ajmstpete]

110. 🤣 I'm crying 😂

This is my first reply in probably 20 years…. Carlitos, you are a comic genius!

[Carlitos Brigante]

126. .

You're too kind. It's gratifying to know someone gets a laugh out of my lame comments!!

[Poiuyt]

141. That was hilarious!!

[LauraInLA]

22. 2 of the 12 questions at the Palos Verdes presser today were about Loomer ;). She's a "free spirit."

[Dulcinea]

47. "Free spirit?"

She's batshit crazy. A lunatic. Certifiably insane. But if she destroys Dolt 45's campaign by dividing the GOP, I'm here for it.

[LauraInLA]

48. That's what he calls her ;). I agree she's one of the worst; may she bring him down.

[GopherGal]

148. Well, then she's gotten part of what she wanted from whatever their arrangement is..

plenty of attention.

But I can't (and refuse to try to without a huge handy supply of brain bleach) imagine T...FP (the ... Former President) having anything to do with anything "romantic"

[hlthe2b]

23. I could never guess anyone could make MTG look better, but...

Honestly, with all that cosmetic surgery Loomer looks like a drag queen (and I mean no insult to drag queens who bring enjoyment, not horror like these two pictured)...

Link to tweet

/photo/1

[Chasing Dreams]

34. Trump needed a new Drag Queen; Rudy Giuliani is no longer on the team.

[dalton99a]

35. +1

[birdographer]

109. In that tweet picture, it looks like

someone put her nose in a vacuum cleaner and turned it on. Everything got sucked too far forward.

[NBachers]

154. There's an actual face in there somewhere . . .

[SWBTATTReg]

24. And personally, IMHO, I think donnie boy and Melania are on the outs, or even less surprising, divorced by now.

It's funny that we don't see her in the picture at all. Not that it bothers me or the like, it's just that donnie boy hasn't said a single word. He knows that it would hurt him maybe in some voter blocks.

[underpants]

30. Yes, this is usually a standard thing. We don't see JD's wife either

but that’s because many in MAGA flipped out when they first saw her. He doesn’t mention her either. When asked what makes him happy - who doesn’t say my family? Politician or not?

Her absence in imaging is pretty obvious to me.

[frogstar0]

28. Anything that implies that he is manly .....

Is not good. All his supporters just think he is strong and this kind of story helps him. We need to keep making him look weak.

[Pototan]

31. It's not about the Cult.

They will never abandon Trump. It's about the sliver of the electorate that can be moved. that middle 8% that will decide the election.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

133. NO.

Nothing could make that look manly.

[Klarkashton]

29. I think that now since he's been made aware that

It's public we won't see Loomer anymore.

[Trenzalore]

32. He could Livestream cheating on his wife on the pew of a Baptist church

Still get 42% of the vote lol

[Pototan]

36. Agreed

but you can't win an election, even the electoral college, with just 42% of the vote.

That's my point.

[Trenzalore]

39. Oh it was more a comment on how depraved his folks are

[Pototan]

54. That we know.

There's not much we can do about that 42%. I retired 3 years ago to the Philippines so I wouldn't have to deal with any of that 42%. I had friends and relatives among them. Trump has done more to ruin the USA than any other person since the Civil War.

Beating Trump in this election is the last line of defense. We can't do much with the racist, Fascists that follow him. They won't go away. All we can do is get rid of the cult leader.

Hitler has been dead for 80 years, yet Nazis still exist. But I think you will agree, the world is much better off without Adolf. Trump will lose this election and become an empty barrel as he continues to enter his senility stage. But, that 42% will still exist.

[Nasruddin]

56. The right 42%

I think you could. The right 42% would do it (votes run up in CA - NY for instance don't matter).
Bill Clinton won with 43%

[ProfessorGAC]

40. Still Not Buying It

How many guys in their late 70s, with obvious health concerns, are capable of performing in that arena? There are 40s & 50s aged guys buying Viagra, and that's not a miracle drug.
Putting credence to this rumor lends support to the "TFG as superhero" myth.
I don't believe he's capable of having said affair.

[speak easy]

87. um ... blowjobs ?

Loomer is not exactly missing out. I doubt many women have been 'satisfied' by Trump over the years.

[birdographer]

112. I doubt she needs to do anything

She wants the $$$. All she probably has to do is pee on a picture of Biden while he watches.

[obamanut2012]

120. They don't need to actually fuck

She is complimenting him, rubbing herself all over him, and he gets to grope her. It is all about ego -- he is a meglomaniac.

[Codifer]

123. Dr Ronnie Jackson

advised tfg that he would have to give up half his sex life.

Now he must decide which half to give up...........talking about it or thinking about it.

[GreenWave]

41. Nothing derails the Trump train. It is bound for Crazy Town.

[alterfurz]

89. all aboard the Trump Train!

final stop: Jonestown

[Doc Sportello]

42. Not only would it not derail his train

It would boost him in the eyes of the misogynists and other haters. Make them more likely to vote for him because he's so "manly". We have a lot of fucked up people in this country and he is the perfect candidate for them. It would have derailed campaigns in the past. Not now.

[Pototan]

46. Trump already has those assholes

We don't have to win a unanimous vote. This election will be won by the 8% in the middle.

[Doc Sportello]

127. There's more to get

Who said we have to win unanimously? Sorry if my portrayal of too many voters in this country offends you but they are out there and can vote. Pumping sunshine isn't going to help our cause.

[TBF]

44. All of this makes Melania look much more sane - I bet she's back in NYC

now that Barron has started his studies at NYU. And I hope she takes whatever he has left in the divorce.

[Irish_Dem]

60. She planned her getaway when Barron was applying to colleges.

[AverageOldGuy]

45. No doubt in my mind

After all, look at his record . . . he probably grabbed her by her ##### and that’s all that was needed.

[Figarosmom]

50. Ick.......nt

[debsy]

52. Of course they are.

He is a pig on all levels and she is a suck-up who tells him whatever he wants to hear.

[debsy]

53. I have to correct myself.

He is not a pig. That is an insult to pigs. He is the most disgusting excuse for a human being that one could ever imagine. He has made me cringe since I first ever heard about him in the 1980's. He is a sick, disgusting creature and so is she. They are two (rotten) peas in a pod...

[moniss]

55. How great would it be to see

Melanie turn to being a witness for the prosecution in the pending cases against him as a way to get back at him? Between that and the Murdoch Hillbilly Clan fight over the family "still" out in Nevada there's hardly enough popcorn to go around!!

[BattleRow]

118. Or that Melania would endorse Kamala

[Irish_Dem]

57. From more that one source.

And from DC insiders.

Trump and Loomer are an item.
Melania long gone.

[progressoid]

156. Melania is probably relieved that someone else has taken over.

[Irish_Dem]

157. Yes and she got a big paycheck to keep her mouth shut.

[Nasruddin]

59. Distractions

There is some chance that this is rolled out as a way of distracting attention from Trump
(usually it's a way of attracting attention towards him).

As someone said about his perf-- well never mind.

And likewise all this ABC - moderators nonsense. Maybe that wasn't working well enough.

[rubbersole]

61. Betcha she could steam the wrinkles out of his pants while he's wearing them.

A prerequisite for the job. Amongst other things.

[SamKnause]

62. Anyone who supports trump already knows he cheats on his wives.

They know he kisses total strangers.

They know he grabs total strangers by the pussy.

They don't care !!!!!!!!!!!!

The men wish they could be him.

The women wish they were the ones getting grabbed.

They are a sick bunch of evil fucks.

[Lucky Luciano]

63. Only $130k to make it go away!

[NickB79]

64. What a horrible day to be literate

And have eyes.

[soandso]

145. omg

[bikes and bunnies]

65. Purge Mask

Makes MTG look good by comparison.

Scary.

[Mr. Evil]

67. It wouldn't surprise me.

Crazy meets insane. Let's go! The media will love it! Melania who?

[Evolve Dammit]

68. We are devolving into the bizarre and macabre.

Millions are just lusting for chaos and it is readily available in multiple formats.
Eating geese?? Obviously never approached a goose. NOT to be trifled with.
The insanity is intensifying

[barbtries]

70. it's kinda hard to believe

he can still, ummm, perform, but i have seen video clips of her telling him she loves him, she's at all of his rallies and was at the 911 memorial with him, he calls her out by name and praises her at his rallies, and she is definitely one of his chief propagandists. so, could be.

it would be great if it was confirmed. i believe he's still married to the woman who never shows up at his events, even if they're taking place where she lives.

[Skittles]

73. he fucked a porn actor and that didn't faze his disgusting supporters one bit

so no, nothing will come of this

[Jimvanhise]

75. IT EXPLAINS A LOT

Reportedly he is ignoring people on his own staff who are warning him against her.

[Girard442]

91. Yeah, the one perverted act the Evangelicals could never stomach - her whispering in his ear to kick them to the curb.

[ShazzieB]

77. Mystery solved.

Now I understand why MTG hates Loomer so much. I've known she has the hots for TSF ever since I saw her fondle the crotch of that life-size standup of him.



MTG is jealous of Trump's new girlfriend, because SHE wants to be his girlfriend!

[Haggard Celine]

124. I agree.

I think she's obsessed with him. She wants to be his empress when he destroys democracy. I'll never understand why people, a lot of them, anyway, can't see what Trump is. I think it's obvious.

[mnmoderatedem]

84. not sure it would cause chaos in the trump campaign.

He's had an affair with a porn star shortly after the birth of his son, got caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women and getting away with it, was found legally liable for sexually assaulting a woman where the judge called his actions tantamount to rape, etc...

This is just another in a long line. Situation normal.

[LearnedHand]

85. Just freaking gross

On so many levels! Who in the world would consort with that filthy pig? And who would consort with that twisted, Botoxed harridan? Ugh. They lower the IQ of everyone seeing them together by 15 points.

🤮

[democratsruletheday]

88. Yep....they are just putrid

now when was the last time you saw two people together and said they were PUTRID? This might be the first for me but that's what they are.

[soandso]

146. Great word!

I had an aunt that used to use it quite frequently and I thought that then but never incorporated it into my vocabulary. I'm gonna start.

[SunSeeker]

86. The body language sure says they're doing it!

He never stands that close with Melania!

[obnoxiousdrunk]

98. Doing it

with what ?

[Pototan]

107. As George Burns once said

"It's like playing pool with a rope"

[SunSeeker]

111. I'll let Stormy answer that:

[marble falls]

90. If only it were true. I hope TFG dares the press to prove it.

[catbyte]

94. Oh, ew.

[harpua74]

95. Deserving of each other

[Autumn]

99. That woman is not attractive. No resemblance to his daughter at all.

[Tree Lady]

147. Probably all he can get even with his money

now, wearing diapers ugh!

[GopherGal]

149. well, they've both had a lot of work done

But Vanky's obviously had a higher end plastic surgeon.

[JohnnyRingo]

100. Meanwhile, it throws another wrench in his marriage.

Normally I wouldn't like that, but Melania should have cut & run after the Stormy Daniels scandal, so she can suffer.

More important to us, she'll bring that suffering to him. One more pound of stress on a man who's close to crumbling anyway.

[polichick]

102. They certainly deserve each other!

[Picaro]

103. The crazy continues

Doubt that old man could get it up with a crane.

But he loves the adulation and he certainly isn’t getting that from his hatchet-faces dead-eyed “wife”.

He is really cozy with her.

[canetoad]

105. Too good not to post

[mahina]

108. Aaaand...we're talking about him again. Per the plan.

[Pototan]

113. I never ascribed to the theory

that all publicity is good.

All that talk about Hillary's emails didn't help us so much in 2016.

[Cha]

114. TY for this..

I wonder if the cult would give a shit?

[angrychair]

115. A Loomer affair would have zero impact

Given all the things this guy has said and done and people think just because he is getting familiar with this...person...that would lose him votes? The guy has cheated on all his wives, with the next wife. If nothing else, this is just following a pattern he has done for decades.
Yea, this is meaningless.

[Kid Berwyn]

116. Julius Caesar and Cleopatra, like they was.

Except without the pathos or Mark Antony waiting in the wings.

[nolabear]

117. LOL--That Gary Peterson portrait is gold!

If you don’t know him you should. He does some of the best satire out there and his artwork” is hysterical.

[Demobrat]

121. Gross.

She’s 31. He’s 78. And I bet he thinks she likes him for his manly physique.

[niyad]

122. Now that I am done throwing up, I took a closer look at the golf pic. Does

anybody else notice the vein in his hand, and how much it is sticking up?

[BlueKota]

138. Yes I see it

[bullimiami]

128. Romantically? I don't think so. Needs another much grosser description.

[Naio]

132. Que asco Dios

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤢

[Demobrat]

136. He just posted this on Lie Social.

Laura Loomer doesn’t work for the Campaign. She’s a private citizen and longtime supporter. I disagree with the statements she made but, like the many millions of people who support me, she is tired of watching the Radical Left …Bla Bla Bla.

So - she doesn’t work for the campaign but she flies around with him.

Yeah, they’re doing it.

[Jack Valentino]

139. I object to the use of the words "romantically involved" with Trump.

Trump doesn't do romance. He's a groomer and a rapist.

[Qutzupalotl]

150. I've heard there are rumors that he gets in her bloomers.

[FarPoint]

151. I could care less actually....

I find such gossip an effective tRump diversion wherein we DON'T expose his crimes and failures...He should Never be allowed in thew White Hose ever again...


That's worth my oxygen.

[flying_wahini]

152. TSF looks like he is on weight loss drugs. He looks like he has lost 30-40 lbs at least.

Maybe having a young girlfriend is good for him. 😂😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Goonch]

153. 👇👇👇👁️👁️