Trump just said that he is gonna bring auto manufacturing to Michigan.

[Botany]

Trump’s brain is 4 day old tuna salad.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219475156

Good God in Butter! He is nutz.

[Dave Bowman]

1. "4 day old tuna salad."

No wonder why he keeps spewing word salad.

[Ilsa]

2. Sun-dried 4 day old tuna salad, extra mayo!! nt

[struggle4progress]

3. "A man of many faucets"

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. All of them leaking.

[struggle4progress]

5. Calling him a drip really understates the problem

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. water on the brain.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. So all these years, my uncle was lying about starting work for GM in 1927??

Now I wanna know what he was doing in Michigan all those years!

[keithbvadu2]

8. How much of the Trump family mfg has DonOld brought back to America?

[Blue Owl]

9. Here's live footage of him dispensing the news

[ZonkerHarris]

10. and monkeys might fly out of my butt

[mucholderthandirt]

11. That man's tuna salad has been sitting out on the picnic table too long. He needs real medical help. Mental help.

He won't get it, being such a masterful weaver, after all.

Let's see...

He's a disco ball short of a party.

He's here to spread grass seed and lies, and he's all out of grass seeds.

On bottle short of a six pack. (Pretty sure that's an old one, but if not, "Claim!".)

He's a thread short of being a complete blanket.

If Trump was knitting, he'd be no needles, no yarn.