Well, Loomer's out...

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

Gabe Hoffman
Laura Loomer will NOT be invited to travel with President Trump any longer, and he called her crazy 😂

How full-goose nutso do you have to be for Trump to call you "crazy"?

[Blue Owl]

1. Wouldn't it be tragic if Loomer flew into a jealous lover's rage

And did something that she may or may not regret……

[Aristus]

9. I wouldn't regret it if she threw herself off a bridge.

Actually, I might. All the silicone could pollute whatever body of water she ends up in.

[Blue Owl]

16. Or....

A Murder/Suicide at Mag a Lardo….

The title writes itself! I can already picture the true crime podcast….

[Aristus]

18. I like your thinkin'.

[calimary]

36. I especially like the "Mag a Lardo" part.

Excellent!!!

[belpejic]

64. Merde a Lardo nt

[calimary]

73. That, too!

[Jack Valentino]

20. Now now, Aristus-- if she could ever just face and confront

whatever is the source of her rage, and overcome it and testify---
she might prove to be a worthwhile human being after all.


Yes, I know, tall order--- but strange things can happen---
especially after DonOLD threw her under the Trump bus!

[CATagious]

77. I won't be ignored, Don!

[AdamGG]

83. But, Trump doesn't have a rabbit

Maybe she can boil Lindsey Graham.

[smb]

103. Sorry, Laura, DonOld Had To Waddle Away Before The Scandal Mushroomed nt

[ProfessorGAC]

91. It's Safe

The silicones used on her are water soluble & biodegradable. The silicon part becomes sand.
So, it's ok if she throws herself off a bridge.

[Aristus]

92. Thank you for such good news.

Now I just need to figure out how to sell tickets to the event. I'm sure she'll make a splash...

[ProfessorGAC]

93. Can We Split Tge Proceeds?

After all, your environmental concerns would have prevented you planning it, until I green lighted it!

[Aristus]

94. You're on!

[skamaria]

99. She will be fine with the long drop!

Its the sudden stop that does the job!

[Catherine Vincent]

37. I thought of that too

She already has mental issues and I figured once Trump dump her, she'd turn into Fatal Attraction.

[Eliot Rosewater]

51. I wont be mad.

[oldsoftie]

87. Excellent point! And I can only imagine THIS woman scorned. nt

[bigtree]

2. doesn't mean much in the context of her influence on Trump

...except she won't be there to give him a hand _ anymore.

[Jack Valentino]

21. HEH!

Now he'll just have to 'give himself a hand'--

until he becomes frustrated and bored with his failure
and falls asleep

[yonder]

30. That would be "flailure". Fixed it. 🙂

[Metaphorical]

49. He'd have to find it first

nt

[2naSalit]

68. Surely...

It's been a while since he's seen it!

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

3. Actually, that 's too bad.

She did a very good job of getting votes against Trump. The more repulsive people like her on his team, the better: mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, ...

[lonely bird]

52. And Methodists!

I love that movie!

[TheBlackAdder]

70. Hmm. Wouldn't that be funny if someone were pregnant!

[COL Mustard]

96. Could you repeat that?

(Fumbling for my pencil....)

[Traildogbob]

4. But.......

She gave him the best blow job ever. Does that not count for something in trumps orbit?
Does Melania have to get back to work for the
Money, or does MTG step up to fill the position?
Like Tuckums, just asking questions.

[Aristus]

11. Well,

something twisted that mouth wildly out of shape…

[Traildogbob]

17. Toxins

From the Banana Slug secretions. Google it.
Arioclimax columbianus. (Really the actual Latin name of said, orange yellow, less than 6 inches flaccid organism)

[PCIntern]

35. I thought you wrote "flaccid orgasm"...

Interesting dichotomy there…

[0rganism]

47. Hey! I resemble that remark!

Although sometimes one might use the other to make more of itself.

[Jack Valentino]

26. I suppose if she were dead, medical examiners

might suggest that it could possibly have been
"a toad stool"

(see what I did there? ok, that was 'beyond the pale' but I was possibly badly influenced by quotes of posts by Robinson-NC)


HAHAHAHA you post did nearly slay me! "something twisted that mouth"

[Permanut]

32. I DO see what you did there..

and you're a bad person.

[birdographer]

14. Well....

A 78-year old man with a longterm addition to Adderall might not respond to a blow job. However, she may have peed for him. And she is making Melanoma's mistake of assuming he will die soon and she will get some $$$. Good grief, two shooters have failed, time to move on, Loomie.

[rubbersole]

72. She'll bleach her hair and change her name to 'Istanka'.

She'd be back on the plane tomorrow.

[Jack Valentino]

23. DonOld will fill his diaper!--- does THAT count for something

in Trump's "orbit" ???


Now Trump never admitted to any Loomis blow-job--
or did I miss one of his posts on 'Truth Social' aka "fire-hose of lies" ??

[Traildogbob]

24. She is the one that said it.

It was posted here multiple times, there are no lies allowed here. 🤔?

[Jack Valentino]

29. She did??? Perhaps I am behind....

Gawd almighty. Glad I'm not eating at the moment...

[Traildogbob]

33. The post's were here

The day of or after her special plane ride to “Honor” 9/11 victims. But we do know she has a special skill in bull shitting. Who would make that up?

[Jack Valentino]

40. I'm not doubting you, I just didn't see them for myself---

I must have been busy elsewhere....


Well, the "ick factor" of the Trump campaign just keeps growing....

[Traildogbob]

41. Probably better to

Have never had that visual.

[Jack Valentino]

42. You read my mind.... lmao

[Dan]

65. You forgot Lindsay...

[kskiska]

67. Melania can't leave Barron in New York.

Does Loomer loom in Melania's rooms at Mar-a-Lardo?

[PedroXimenez]

5. she has to ride the bus with Mark Robinson n/t

[Jack Valentino]

43. that sounds like some kind of new sex euphemism....

Probably a lot of Republican lawmakers already bought tickets for that bus....

[ananda]

6. As if the crazy isn't as extreme without her...

riigghht

[Klarkashton]

7. "I've never met that woman". "I take pictures with

Thousands of people".

Yes he will do this even after he acknowledged her. Same with Robinson.

[Jack Valentino]

44. I don't want to see 'the pictures'.....

the ones in my mind are bad enough already

[orleans]

61. perhaps some private naughty pics will be the october surprise (courtesy of laura loon) nt

[Jack Valentino]

62. That would be the "cherry without a cherry"

on top of this slimy 2024 campaign cake!!!!

[orleans]

66. yep

[Ferrets are Cool]

8. Well, that should make Marge happy.

[DoBW]

10. the sky is gone and there's so much metal stuff and it smells ...

well that's what it's like under the bus

[Cha]

12. lol Poor heartless sick

loomer. She gave it her All. ::

[Jack Valentino]

13. She's a lesbian ??

OH, I thought you meant she "came out"!

(I would be ok with that, if it were true--- and she might become a better person if it ever happened, lol)

Oh, so she's OUT of the Trump campaign, and he called her 'crazy'--
(the irony of that, well, you know)


Another one bites the bus

[Traildogbob]

39. Do they use the buses

That bring to MAGA’s to the Jamborees? It takes a whole lot of buses for the amount of victims.

[smb]

102. If Trump Is The Alternative...

...being a lesbian, or an asexual, or something, anything else would surely be preferable.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. Loomer will be back

[Blue Owl]

22. When Donny least expects it.....

[Jack Valentino]

46. Shades of 'What Lies Beneath'

lol

That movie actually gave me an incredible physical 'chill',
towards the end, when she 'reaches out and touches him' !!!!


Brrrrrrrr!

[Hugin]

45. Yeah, it's only 19:00...

There’s hours of prime sundowners and raging ahead for Old Yeller.

[SunSeeker]

55. We all know Donny doesn't use condoms, so she could turn up pregnant...

Either way, she's still keeping her day job as right wing fever swamp propagandist.

[OAITW r.2.0]

19. That was quick!

A Shootin Tootin Star.

[Traildogbob]

57. She beat the Mooch's record.

[dalton99a]

25. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Marcuse]

27. Here is her chance for 15 minutes of fame. Stay tuned.

Lincoln will go where the Democrats won't.

[iemanja]

28. Rut roh

[soandso]

31. Ooo, she's a narc

so won't take this well. Look how she unloaded on MTG. Would she dare do that with Trump?

[4catsmom]

34. takes one to know one

you may regret friending her, Donald

[Yavin4]

38. Luny Loomer is the Dollar Store Harley Quinn. n/t

[musette_sf]

48. The Blowmance is over

I’m shocked, shocked

[GoCubsGo]

50. How much do you want to bet that he'll keep seeing her on the sly?

That pathological liar will tell people whatever they want to hear. He's full of shit.

[Tetrachloride]

54. agree

she’s not out yet

[liberal N proud]

53. How crazy do you have to be to be called crazy by the craziest person in politics?

[keithbvadu2]

56. Has any other 'aide' been in such comfortable closeness?

Link to tweet

[RockRaven]

59. Maybe..maybe not. It is TCF. He says whatever he thinks the people around him

are wanting to hear.

[marble falls]

60. She's obviously had the mushroom experiance. She probably asked him when he's divorcing Melania.

[Doodley]

63. "He would not regularly invite her to travel with him," leaves the door open for the affair to continue.

[Aussie105]

69. Is Loomer feeling much gloomer?

Her nutcase thinking didn't match Trump's nutcase thinking.

A relationship broken by a lack of comparability and irrevocable differences!

So sad, too bad!

[Tree Lady]

71. Not regularly still sounds like he is

Leaving a door open to see her even if just at home. He probably told her ignore it if I call you crazy I have to say that to keep campaign happy.

[NBachers]

74. Loomer and Omarosa should get together and drop some scuttlebutt.

[edhopper]

75. I guess

She wasn't very good.

[RandySF]

76. Wow, he dumps women fast.

[KentuckyWoman]

86. Women in MAGA world

are generally disposable. It isn't just him. It's the whole MAGA and Fundi Christian culture. The men think women are just there for the pleasure of man and have no value on their own. It's truly gross.

[Farmer-Rick]

89. Exactly

Trump doesn't see women as people... Well no one's a person but him in his pathological world.

But the Fundi Christians are the same way. Women are not real people to them, and children are expensive pets who must obey at all cost.

[no_hypocrisy]

78. IMO, the factor that convinced Trump to distance

from Loomer wasn’t necessarily political considerations.

It was because she lowered his Q-Factor, i.e., his (so-called) popularity.

[Hugin]

79. Translation: The thin-slice-of-baloney-on-dry-white-bread wants to play the field and swim in the crazy...

He sees himself as a hawt commodity.

A worthy view into the real Donald J Trump.

[twodogsbarking]

80. Is she not, well, crazy enough? The bar is quite high.

[PortTack]

81. Never fails, anyone, male or female within tfg orbit is eventually thrown to the curb.

They all have one thing in common, they never think it will happen to them!

[colorado_ufo]

90. Didn't Hope Hicks or whatever her name is even iron his pants?

Her office was right by his so she would be on call whenever he needed something. She was always on the plane with him, and that's where she caught Covid, when he was sick with it on the plane. I would bet he never even sent her a get well card.

[BlueWavePsych]

82. That didn't take long.

[marmar]

84. Hell hath no fury like a scorned white supremacist loonball social media provocateur

[bdamomma]

85. He called her

"crazy" project much felon?????

[Mblaze]

88. Wham Bam

Thank you Ma'am.

[Montauk6]

95. Yah but was a full-throated callout of "crazy"?

I mean there's "Hey, she's crazy, no SERIOUSLY, she's got issues," and there's "Eh, she's crazy, whaddaya gonna do, nobody's perfect..."

[TommieMommy]

97. OMG 😳 didn't see that one happening

[Shermann]

98. I guess Trump minds his handlers after all! nt

[onandup]

100. I'll believe it when I see it

Just "sources" saying this.

[Maru Kitteh]

108. Count me among the skeptical. I don't see him chasing her out the bed

anytime soon.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

101. The Lincoln Project-TFG and Loomer deserve each other

Link to tweet

[Joinfortmill]

104. She isn't going to like that. Get ready to hear all the dirt. Gag.

[Skittles]

105. imagine just how crazy you'd have to be

if Donald Fucking Trump think's you're crazy

[JohnQFunk]

106. She got "Loomered" by Sundowning Donnie Felonpants himself!

[Evolve Dammit]

107. Didn't he sing out accolades two days ago???

[moniss]

109. I don't knopw if she is actually out or whether this just

means that he has to visit her boudoir rather than have her at hand on the plane.

[mdbl]

110. If he gets elected elected he'll make ms looner his chief of staff

[BComplex]

111. Called her "crazy". Projection is strong with this one.

And for all the republican weak minded.

[thenelm1]

112. And under the bus she goes - just like everyone in his orbit that has outlasted their usefulness.

Gee, a little slow on the uptake there Sparkie. What took you so long to figure she was starkers? Were her ravings a little too close to home?

[mzmolly]

113. Crazy birds of a feather...

[writes3000]

114. Here's How Loomer Is Doing Now...

Click the link to see the video:

Link to tweet

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