Another insane allegation

[struggle4progress]

Updated: Sep. 22, 2024, 11:05 a.m.
Published: Sep. 22, 2024, 9:24 a.m.
By Kevin Manahan | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com

... Donald Trump says migrants are coming to burn down your hamlets.

“You see how bad it’s getting when you look at what’s going on with migrants attacking villages and cities throughout the Midwest,” Trump said at a rally on Saturday in North Carolina.

Of course, there are no reports of migrant attacks anywhere in the Midwest ...

https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/trump-makes-another-insane-allegation-against-midwest-migrants.html

Trump needs an attendant parade of encircling fire trucks, just in case he spontaneously combusts

[intrepidity]

1. Spontaneous combustion may soon be the only trick he has left

to get his attention fix.

[Xavier Breath]

21. Perhaps these two gentlemen can have him on their show.

[11 Bravo]

40. He better hope it doesn't take place near me.

Because I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.

[GopherGal]

47. That's okay...

there'll probably be quite a long line. especially if word gets out that the supposed billionaire is paying for the service. Or maybe, like before, Papa Pootie will pay.

[republianmushroom]

2. May I suggest that these hordes start in Florida and work there way north.

[Bayard]

3. Cuckoo for Coco Puffs

[Joinfortmill]

4. Hamlets? Has he been reading fairy tales?

[struggle4progress]

5. Maybe he thinks hamlets are cute baby pigs?

[Seinan Sensei]

15. Omelets with ham

Also bits of bacon
And if the cook is inexperienced, you may get a burnt hamlet

Geez

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

16. Those are called 'Bacon Seeds'

[Attilatheblond]

44. Maybe, but it doesn't explain 'villages'

Now, I once lived in a very small town that may be considered a village by population size and close family relationships, but NOBODY in that burg would tolerate it being called a "village".

Yeah, too much TV, not enough reality or reading. He is slipping into fantasy land. Perhaps we can convince him he's sleeping beauty and pricked his finger on the spindle. Go to sleep baby boy. When you wake, everyone will love you. Go to sleep and dream of your true love's kiss waking you....

[rubbersole]

20. Maybe Laura Loomer had a Shakespeare book on the nightstand.

He saw it when looking for a place to put his girdle and diaper...

[NH Ethylene]

25. Did he actually use that word?

I didn't see it in quotes, (but couldn't see much at the link pre-pop-up).

[rubbersole]

48. Hamlet.

🐖🥓

Don't know if he knows/used the actual word. Don't think it fits in his 100 word vocabulary.

[cannabis_flower]

28. That seems to be

That was a word that the author used. I didn’t see it in the quote of what Trump said. He said villages and cities. He probably doesn’t even know the word hamlet, his vocabulary is so limited.

[hlthe2b]

6. AFAIK: only New York has hamlets---showing once again he knows NOTHING about the rest of the US.

[surfered]

7. Eating pets is one thing, except that Yorkshire Terrier's incessant yapping next door was irritating,

But I definitely draw the line at hamlet burning!

[Attilatheblond]

45. Hamlets burning is what happens when somebody forgets to keep an eye on the BBQ grill at the poodle cook out?

[Swede]

8. When subjective truth wins over objective truth, oligarchs rule. As Orwell put it.

nt

[DoBW]

9. no he's just an old Schmuck

some old schmuck from New York yapping his schtick while peddling crap on the street corner

[Biophilic]

10. He gets crazier by the day. Nt

[Sky Jewels]

11. We MUST crush this motherfucker at the polls on Nov. 5

for once and for all. We can’t keep enduring this Nazi piece of shit’s reign of terror.

[birdographer]

12. I'm sorry, midwest VILLAGES?

Are these the ones with thatch houses? And resident idiots? Are they attacking with spears and slingshots throwing rocks? Are those just for the villages or are they attacking the cities with them as well?

So many questions.

And him spontaneously combusting is very near the top of my wish list.

[claudette]

35. We have

areas called "villages" in western NY. Normal looking homes, etc. No migrants vandalizing us. It's only in the mind of the orange felon. He is insane.

[marble falls]

43. I feel bad. I lived in villiages in the midwest, in Ohio, Nebraska and Iowa ...

Viliages in Ohio:

Category:Villages in Ohio



Villages in the United States


This category has the following 16 subcategories, out of 16 total.


Villages in Ohio by county‎ (88 C)



Ada, Ohio
Barnesville, Ohio
Bluffton, Ohio
Flushing, Ohio
Greenfield, Ohio
Greenwich, Ohio
Mechanicsburg, Ohio
Middleport, Ohio
Mount Gilead, Ohio
New Lexington, Ohio
Peninsula, Ohio
Pomeroy, Ohio
Wellington, Ohio
Yellow Springs, Ohio




For Nebraska I found over 100 villages (Nebraska villages, towns and cities.
https://www.nebraska.gov/attractions/city-county/


Iowa does towns and cities, but some small towns refer to themselves as villages and they are small agricultural villages.


All kinds of villages all over the US:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_villages_in_the_United_States


I feel pretty bad about about not noticing the thatched roofs on my homes in Pender, Coggon and Peninsula.

[birdographer]

46. I was just kidding...

Following up on riffs from the articles about "villages." Did not mean to offend you all.

[marble falls]

49. So am I. Some states don't have village designation, like Iowa. I love small towns with small liberal arts colleges.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornell_College in Mt Vernon, Iowa is a good one. Mt Vernon is small city, about 4,000 population. About as big as I care for.

[orangecrush]

13. Certified loon

[Jean Genie]

14. Totally nucking futz!

SURE WOULDN'T MIND SEEING HIM SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST! (Just a wee bit, though. Wouldn't want to see him actually, terminally burst into flames).

[Solly Mack]

17. Sounds like another Jade Helm. LMAO

[SpankMe]

18. When TrumpFuck dies of a massive heart attack while sitting on his golden toilet,

...he should be buried at sea. Otherwise, his tomb will become a shrine for American Nazi's.

The dude is a pig and an asshole. Maybe even a pig's asshole. We need to beat him into oblivion with a ballot box.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

30. Damnitall!

I want him to croak on national teevee! We’ve more than paid our dues and deserve a week of gleeful memes at his expense!

[senseandsensibility]

19. And it is being sanewashed or ignored

by our courageous media.

[rubbersole]

22. "their" courageous media.

Oligarchs that bray together, stay together.

[senseandsensibility]

24. True

Guess I should have included the sarcasm thingee.

[TBF]

23. I grew up in a village in the midwest -

about 400 people. With our rudimentary spanish classes we would try to talk to the "migrant kids" - kids from Texas and other places who came up in the summer with their families to work on the farms. Nobody was burning down anything! They were really hard workers, and we were excited to meet people from outside our area.

[claudette]

33. There are no

migrant vandals in the villages here in NY state.

[Sneederbunk]

26. Time to gather the torches and pitchforks.

[Kablooie]

27. If Trump said it,it has to be true.

Maga logic, So they will all pick it up and start spreading the lie for him

[Dave Bowman]

29. Dafuq?

That idiot keep jumping the shark.

[Arne]

31. Have been waiting for a small, cut off, piece of railing.

A bucket of black roofing tar, warm, and one of Mike's pillows ripped open.
Everyone would know what to do.

[claudette]

32. When is this

detestable orange felon going to GO AWAY??? My gawd - I despise him and those who vote for him.

[TommieMommy]

34. DRump wouldn't lie to us would he 🤔 no attacks here

[BaronChocula]

36. He's just yelling inside his bubble

It's not like this mania is creating any more movement in his direction.

[spanone]

37. Who the f*ck has a hamlet.

[Evolve Dammit]

38. Ball gag and straight jacket time. Seriously

[Tweedy]

39. Truly nutty

Mr. Trump jumped the shark quite some time ago

Thank goodness our Vice President lives in reality even if the gop opposition insists on living in an apocalypse that exists only in Mr. Trump’s increasingly febrile imagination.

[Beck23]

41. Hamlets - Written by a non-English speaker?

Maybe this was written by a an ESL person from Russia, or by AI?

[IbogaProject]

42. Only migrant crime that is serious are the Russian ones he associates with

It's all projection and dirty tricks with the GOP. CIA Heroin during Vietnam and Afghanistan. Crack Cocaine during Reagan Bush Administration. White Power guys doing the actual destruction during BLM protests and so on.

[Skittles]

50. know who IS attacking up relularly?

HOMEGROWN GUN HUMPING COWARDS ENDORSED BY THE GOP