But Trump has children and grandchildren!

[True Dough]

OUTSTANDING REPLY:


Zero Dark Twenty-Nine
@herotimeszero

They just had to go there. Ok.

Yes, Donald Trump has 5 children and 10 grandchildren. He also 3 wives, 48 mistresses, 691 hookers, 88 criminal charges, 1 sexual assault conviction, 4059 lawsuits, 1 insurrection, 1 mishandled pandemic, 1 election lost, 2 popular vote losses, 3 debate loses, 6 bankruptcies, 5 layers of bronzer, 50-inch waist, 2000 deceased ketchup bottles, 1 deceased wife under the golf course, 3000 people escaping his rallies, 4000 hair follicles escaping his head, 2 tiny hands, zero friends, zero erections, zero chance of winning.

[tetedur]

1. Does anyone think he can remember his grandchildren's names?

[Retrograde]

11. Can he remember his own children's names?

Ivanka, Melanie's kid*, the one with the weird girl friend, the one with the teeth, and the other one

*yes, he's actually called Barron that in the past

[Island Blue]

12. No.

The only one he seems to know is Carolina, and he only knows that name because he thinks him saying it out loud while campaigning in North Carolina will win him some votes. Do I think he could pick the child out of a lineup? Oh, Hell no.

[PedroXimenez]

2. Owen Shroyer 1776 is anti-George Washington

since Washington had no kids.

[MineralMan]

3. Anchor Babies.

[North Shore Chicago]

4. Thanks for the laugh! n/t

[Walleye]

5. None of those children will ever have to work for a living, and they know it

[jmowreader]

6. He's also GOT to have 14 of something

I was thinking 14 golf courses but he’s got more than that.

The deal is, “1488” is a numeric construction neo-Nazis use to identify themselves; 14 is the number of words in a Nazi saying and 88 is numeric code for “Heil Hitler.” If he has exactly 14 of something, and is facing 88 felony counts…well, that would confirm what many people are thinking of him.

[Blue Owl]

7. They're not children -- just by-products of his machismo libido

[BattleRow]

8. Re: Mushroom libido

Mushrooms reproduce asexually and sexually..but they don't produce sperm,only spores.

Lucky (or unlucky)spore club.

[11 Bravo]

9. Those numbers might need to be adjusted.

Melania moved out of the private apartment he shared with Orange Droolius over a year before Barron was born.

[mucholderthandirt]

13. Oh, Barron is Trump's child. Looks just like him, likely won't age any better and may be just as stupid.

[4catsmom]

10. probably didn't know who they were

'get these kids off the stage!'