Grocery shopping with MAGAts can be fun.

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I was at the local grocery store this morning and a guy about my age pulled up behind me in the checkout line.

I turned and saw his brand new, bright red Make America Great Again 45-47 hat. I wasn't going to say anything then he lifted his chin and gave me a "sup".

At that point, my best shit-eating grin appeared and I shook my head - nope.

All of the air went out of him and turned to read gum wrappers until I left. Not only did I deflate him, I did it without saying a word. Mockery is still the best way to deal with these morans.

[Irish_Dem]

1. Fascinating description of male non verbal behavior.

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2. My daughter said the same thing.

She said - must have been a great rollercoaster ride for that guy. A guy his age approving of his new hat. He thinks he's got a new friend then you smack him in the face by laughing at him.

Then she said something about me being a closet asshole but I could be mistaken - she was laughing a lot.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Your daughter observes and analyzes quite well.

Kudos to her.

Oh of course except for the part where you are an A-hole.

I can sympathize. My daughter always says I am not from this planet.
I am not sure what she means exactly, but I take it as a high compliment.

[grumpyduck]

3. Sorry, what's a "sup?"

I have a feeling I'm going to say oh, yeah, d-uhhh.

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5. What's up - only cooler (for us old guys).

[grumpyduck]

7. Thank you.

🤪

[sdfernando]

11. Its for people too

lazy to say "What's up?"...its shorthand on social media apps. I generally avoid saying or using it while typing. Hell, when typing I rarely use contractions.

[sarisataka]

4. I still shop at the wrong grocery stores...

I'm surprised the cashier didn't give you a high 5

[ms liberty]

8. You could have scanned his cart and asked him about the price of eggs

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9. Or expressed dismay that we were both murdered on the way in to the store.

So many things that could have been said.

[Initech]

10. I did that on my trip last week.

I saw some moron on the ship wearing a shirt that said on the front - "I AM VOTING FOR THE FELON!!!" and on the back it was Trump with two middle fingers and it said "ARREST THIS". I just visibly rolled my eyes when I saw that shirt.