So where are y'all gonna move the goalposts now?

[kpete]

Lindy Li (@lindyli) posted at 6:13 PM on Thu, Sep 26, 2024:
You said Harris won’t do interviews

She just did

You said she wouldn’t win the debate

Well she did

You said she wouldn’t release detailed policies

Well she did

You said she wouldn’t raise enough

She raised about $1 BILLION

So where are y’all gonna move the goalposts now?
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[erronis]

1. Anywhere that there is a horse racetrack. The press loves the races

Don't give a shit about the horses, however.

[Carlitos Brigante]

2. They'll probably say she's being scrumtalescent...... Sure, it's not really a word. But why

not just make shit up while they're at it.

[Comfortably_Numb]

14. I wish you could get your new word out into the interwebs and see how long until drumph or Faux uses it.

[rpannier]

26. Scrumtalescent is a perfectly cromulent

word
I feel embiggened every time it is used

[Botany]

3. But what about all those tax payer funded sex changes to illegal immigrants serving life for murder?

N/t

[Ray Bruns]

7. Won't someone think of the children?

https://m.

[bikes and bunnies]

8. A classic!

Love the Simpsons.

Haven't watched it in a long while, though.

[sakabatou]

22. *slaps Trump and Vance with a red herring*

[robbob]

4. Add; you said you won't go to the border

She’s going to the border.

[dchill]

5. Again.

[PatSeg]

6. Oh, they'll think of something

They always do, especially if the candidate is a Democrat AND a woman.

[OilemFirchen]

9. You won't do any network interviews.

Next...

[ashredux]

10. Hmmm...let me look at my list.....ah, got it! She is a girl !!

[IronLionZion]

11. Yeah well she isn't a white guy

but she selected one as VP so we're good there.

Inflation is down close to normal 2%. Gas prices are down.

Meanwhile Trump and Vance are still spewing complete lies about people eating pets.

[central scrutinizer]

12. And she's short

The taller candidate always has an edge. Just look at history!

[Iggo]

13. She still doesn't have a penis or white skin.

That’s their natural backstop.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

18. This election will be determined by who has the most "dick pics" on the web.

It's just as valid as any of the other metric the other side (and the less-than-useful MSM) is using. I'll bet you T***p has posted thousands of pictures on his @realdonaldtrumphsbigdick Truth Social page. Laura Loomer probably has a poster of one on her bedroom wall.

[wryter2000]

15. A billion?

[Heron5]

16. She's a steamroller!

Always moving forward, crushing the doubters. Hey, look! What’s that orange blob on the road up ahead?

[Bev54]

17. Well get this one now. She must be losing in key states with young people and Black people

because she is not doing enough digital advertising just to those groups.

[Rocknation]

19. And move them quickly -- time is running out

Rocknation

[Orrex]

20. MAGA fuckheads are still claiming that she won't do interviews

Because they're fuckheads.

[4lbs]

25. You know ahead of time what their 'talking point' will be because Heir Orangeness

will say it loudly at one of his klan rallies.

He says it, most leave early, and then they parrot it the next day. It also becomes "News" on that one bleached blonde channel for 3 or 4 days too.

They can't think for themselves, they need someone to spoon-feed them their hate-of-the-week, like Gerber's baby food.

But, as Dumpy has always said, he does well with the stupid and poorly educated.

Knowing that half the country is stupider than the AVERAGE person, makes one have a forehead slapping (coulda had a V8) incident.

Oh and those twerps vote too.

Our hope is that some will start to regain some brain function and see that idiot for what he truly has been all along. We are (SLOWWWWLY) getting that now.



.

[Devilsun]

21. Hopefully, all of the knuckleheads that trashed Biden for not walking up steps to AF1

Will be forced to watch Kamala do it in 6 inch heels : )

[uponit7771]

23. But did she cure cancer all by herself though?! No ?!??!!? Well, there it is then / sarc

[calimary]

24. How 'bout THIS for moved goalposts? Move the donald out of Mar-a-Lago

and hand the keys to Kamala. It can be HER "Summer White House" when she needs a break from being POTUS. Although, I wouldn't expect a President Harris to seek a break. She'd probably just take her work home with her.

[Paladin]

27. Put that question to the NY Times.

Particularly to talent-free douchebags like Ross Douthat.