Trump: The people that you see leaving right now... It looks like they're leaving but they're not leaving

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Qutzupalotl]

1. Don't believe your lying eyes.

Believe my lying mouth!

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Idiot. We see them coming out into the parking lots, getting into their cars, and driving off. Are you truly that

stupid and insecure?

Freaking out over people leaving your daily shows, with the same ol' crap that you have been repeating endlessly for years.

God, I would be a zombie too, by now.

Get it through your head, tRUMP, that everyone is sick and tired of your same ol' crap?

You have been on TV, you truly are that stupid, and your show HAS BEEN CANCELED.

[ShazzieB]

63. Yes, he IS truly that stupid and insecure.

Absolutely, positively yes, he really IS that pathetic. It's part and parcel of his malignant narcissism.

Narcissism is othing but a facade that covers a bottomless pit of insecurity and self-doubt. All the bragging and strutting and self-promotion isn't just done to impress others. He does it to reassure himself and to prop up his massive but fragile ego so that it doesn't collapse under its own weight.

When he talks about how "great" he is, how smart and strong and powerful, he's convincing himself, at least for that moment, that he really is all of those things.

On some level, he knows none of it is true, but facing that would be unbearable. That is how profoundly pathetic he is.

[SWBTATTReg]

64. Ha heh ha...I wish I could get him a drug called 'shutup it all', taken once a day, and then we'll all finally have that

peace and quiet!

You would think that someone that got left w/ so much money, would not act this way, but he does. Makes me further think that he really doesn't have all of the money that he claims he has.

[jalan48]

3. He reminds me of a stand up comedian at a bottom rung, Las Vegas casino.

[Maeve]

20. Oh, he can't even get a Vegas gig at this point

[cilla4progress]

4. Loser with a capital

LOSE!!

[bdamomma]

38. A

Loser Predator Felon.

We need to have him in the back pages of history (the wanna be Dic...tator).

[tanyev]

5. Ooh, ooh, they're weaving!

It’s a complicated maneuver where they walk out to make us think they’re leaving, but they really go out to the parking lot and change shirts and come back in through a different door to make Donny’s numbers even higher. Fiendishly clever.

[underpants]

53. "Little Big Man" paraphrasing Custer

You want me to think there are Indians down there but you really want me to think there AREN’T Indians down so I will go down there but you really don’t WANT me to go down there….

Something like that

On edit I just saw the “weaving” 🏆

[republianmushroom]

7. ...yes they are leaving, dude.

[Rebl2]

8. Except they are leaving 🙄

[wnylib]

9. .

[Nasruddin]

10. They're moonwalking in

[Dave Bowman]

33. Rofl!

Good thing I wasn't drinking when I read your post.

[struggle4progress]

11. "They gotta go stand in the long lines at the vomitoria but they gonna be bsck"

[maxrandb]

12. "There's a 'little' hurricane going on in Florida as you know"???

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He doesn't give a shit about ANYONE!

President Biden was so right to say; "he has absolutely zero redeeming qualities".

"A 'little' hurricane going on in Florida"????????

JFC!!!!!! The former fucking president, and the current nominee of a prominent political party flippantly says; "A 'little' hurricane going on in Florida" ... like it's a fucking punch-line for a joke?

Thousands to millions of people throughout his fucked up states of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia and Ohio have just had their homes and lives wrecked. Some lost ALL...and some will take years to recover. Damage is going to be in $Billions!

And it's a fucking joke to him?????

He has about as much worth as dogshit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.

What a completely vapid, worthless, soulless piece of amphibian shit.

The only thing that is more worthless is any moron that would vote for him.

[Volaris]

22. And project 2025 specifically calls for the end of federal disaster aid.

Like all his magats at the macro level, he doesn't give a fuck about anybodys life but his own...the core, bone-marrow trait of ALL OF THEM is selfishness, and everything else can be tracked outward from that.

[bdamomma]

39. is he

throwing out those beautiful paper towels, I hate the felon.

[biocube]

13. They're obviously...

going to get concessions.

[liberalla]

14. It's so funny and so obvious --- it's driving him crazy

Or... more crazy.
He's so pathetic!

[PedroXimenez]

15. "leaving out of exhaustion and boredom"

as Harris said to his face

[Dave Bowman]

34. And the smell, the nauseating smell.

[MontanaMama]

16. They're probably going to the merch tent

to buy coins, sneakers and watches.

[Liberal In Texas]

17. I'm sure they're playing the ranting on their car radios as they

head for the Steak N' Shake or the Pizza Hut. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Botany]

18. Now that was some authentic frontier gibberish

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…. and the plane was late and the rain and the hurricane but the people want to get
their pictures taken and I said don’t do that and …… but it looks like they are
leaving but they aren’t because they are coming down front.

You try listening to that and try to put down what he just said.

Nuking Futz. The man’s brain is post toasty. .

[erronis]

46. "Frontier gibberish" and "Nuking Futz. The man's brain is post toasty. ." - you get the prize!

Excellent turns of phrases.

[Botany]

48. I can't take credit for "authentic frontier gibberish," because that is from Mel Brooks

[underpants]

51. Rrrurruh!

Gabby’s walk off kills me.

I’m just glad that these children were here today …..

That looks like those Springfield council netting’s but in this case they’re raping the cattle.

[Buns_of_Fire]

19. "They can check out any time they like - but they can *never* leave!" nt

[bmichaelh]

21. Trump cannot accept

Trump cannot accept any reality that contradicts his self-image

[mwb970]

23. He watches people leaving and says "Nobody is leaving."

What is WITH this dumb clown??

[dchill]

27. "I tell it to myself and I agree."

- Alice Cooper (Caught In A Dream)

[mwb970]

28. Future historians will be baffled by the trump cult.

[musette_sf]

24. "Ivermectin Contagion Emergency Kit"

[musette_sf]

26. I initially missed

“Make Care Great Again”

[LudwigPastorius]

41. Yeah, horse paste on the left hand side,...

horse shit on the right.

[erronis]

47. And RSBN in the middle of this shit oreo.

Right Side Business Network
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_Side_Broadcasting_Network

Right Side Broadcasting Network (RSBN), also known as Right Side Broadcasting, is an American conservative media company founded by Joe Seales in 2015. They are best known for their live stream coverage of Donald Trump's rallies, town halls, and public events on their YouTube and Rumble channels.[1][2]

[Permanut]

55. So I can get 15% off by using the special code for the horse paste kit..

and that 15% is 45 dollars. A little math tells me that the original price is $300.

I'll be ordering this item right after I finish with the Nigerian inheritance deal.

[dchill]

25. They're looking for the Porta-Potties...

...that Trump didn't bother to rent.

[Think. Again.]

29. ooohhh, he's maaaadddd at the people who are leaving....

[ultralite001]

30. Are those giant rolls of paper towels behind TFC???

They're BIGLY... Yuge... Just the kind of help he'd send a drowning Florida... or Georgia... or S / North Carolina in the wake of Hurricane Helene...

He did such a great job assisting Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria...

[susanr516]

31. Kamala is living rent free

In Cheeto's head. I love it.

[Blue Owl]

32. Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Suck it Donny you hulking sack of shit

[roscoeroscoe]

35. Pay no Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain!

EOM

[Ruby the Liberal]

36. The ivermectin split screen is just *chefs kiss*

I didn't know that was still a thing.

[Dem4life1970]

37. She is living rent free....

...in that large, empty, orange head.

[drmeow]

40. Well, you know

they were told they would only get paid if they stayed at least a certain length of time. No sense putting in unpaid overtime!

[Cha]

42. It's Orwell! Leaving is Staying!

[Initech]

43. "It's only gonna look like I'm leaving, but that's because I'm leaving." - Ray Gillet from Archer

[ThoughtCriminal]

44. They are using "Alternate Exits" - nm

[NNadir]

45. Senile gaslighting bastard, isn't he? n/t.

[4lbs]

49. "See my new clothes as I march down the street? Aren't they great!?!?"

"The Emperor's New Clothes"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes

"The Emperor's New Clothes" (Danish: Kejserens nye klæder [ˈkʰɑjsɐns ˈnyˀə ˈkʰlɛːðə]) is a literary folktale written by Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, about a vain emperor who gets exposed before his subjects.

....

The tale concerns an emperor who has an obsession with fancy new clothes, and spends lavishly on them, at the expense of state matters. One day, two con-men visit the emperor's capital. Posing as weavers, they offer to supply him with magnificent clothes that are invisible to those who are incompetent or stupid. The gullible emperor hires them, and they set up looms and pretend to go to work. A succession of officials, starting with the emperor's wise and competent minister, and then ending with the emperor himself, visit them to check their progress. Each sees that the looms are empty but pretends otherwise to avoid being thought a fool.

Finally, the weavers report that the emperor's suit is finished. They mime dressing him and he sets off in a procession before the whole city. The townsfolk uncomfortably go along with the pretense, not wanting to appear inept or stupid, until a child blurts out that the emperor is wearing nothing at all. The people then realize that everyone has been fooled. Although startled, the emperor continues the procession, walking more proudly than ever.

[Iris]

50. The Great Oz has spoken!!

[Sucha NastyWoman]

52. It looks like they're leaving

As in, they’re all headed for the exits,, what else could it be but that they’re leaving?

[OAITW r.2.0]

54. They come for the pregame tailgate Party.

I truly think that these rallies are an opportunity to wear your most outrageous Team Trump regalia, eat food, drink beer, and tell each other lies about how great your Trump team is going to kick ass on the Harris team.

When the game/rally starts, you listen to the nonsense for an hour or, realize the same nonsense is being played yet again. Thoughts turn to getting out of the parking lot before the game is over.

[struggle4progress]

56. "They're just gonna climb into the rafters, piss down on your heads, and tell you it's raining"

[Martin68]

57. People leaving early has clearly got on his nerves. That's good!

[robbob]

58. I hate that little sing-song voice that he starts using

well he’s launching into a lie. It’s another one of his “tells”…

[lees1975]

59. Not only are they really leaving, a lot of those who once showed up aren't even going.

Why bother? It's the same old tired show, nothing new, no policies because he doesn't have anything to offer, just an old man rambling off the top of his head.

[Maru Kitteh]

60. "and when they do I hurry up quick, believe me" - He's been watching them leave for

a while now - hoping nobody else had noticed, and now he's PARANOID AS SHIT about it.


GOD I LOVE KAMALA HARRIS.

[greatauntoftriplets]

61. Are those giant rolls of duct tape behind him?

[Betty Boom]

62. He's so fragile

It’s pathetic.