A current MAGAT line of attack is that Doug Emhoff and Tim Walz are insufficiently masculine.

[11 Bravo]

Because clearly the truest exemplar of pure, testosterone-laden studliness is a deranged, saggy-assed prick who takes four hours every morning having his ridiculous comb-over touched up and cemented into place, another hour having his bronzer troweled on, would finish eleventh in a ten-man beard growing contest, and needs at least a C-cup to contain his man boobs.

[Lovie777]

1. LOL.........................

but shithole and Vance are? Fuck that.

[Meadowoak]

6. Those two wear more makeup than all the women I know combined

[SomedayKindaLove]

38. Combined they wear more makeup than most drag queens

[pwb]

2. An old man using man makeup

and blond hair on a 78 year old man is masculine?

[rubbersole]

21. Add the lifts and a gold diaper to get the "been to the gym" manly vibe...

[33taw]

35. It was purple two days ago.

[Tribetime]

3. Good luck with that

[Diamond_Dog]

4. They must think that bullying women is what makes a man masculine.

[TygrBright]

26. ding-ding-ding!!! We have a winner!!

That's EXACTLY how they define masculinity.

disgustedly,
Bright

[PJMcK]

5. You know those trading cards?

You know, the ones that depict Trump as Superman or Rocky or an astronaut? I think that a great many MAGAs actually see him that way. They are so deluded that he’s drawn them deep into the vortex of his manufactured “reality.”

Pathetic.

[3auld6phart]

7. Gawd Damn

LlAre all maggots idiots? Totally stupid assholes. It’s a bloody wonder they can find the floor when get out of bed ,in the PM. Damn stupid fuckers, meth mouthed idiots.

[Dave Bowman]

17. They are so dumb that they couldn't

pour water out of a boot - even if the instructions were written on the sole.

[DoBW]

8. Graham and Johnson gettin' some of that? ...

or Josh Hawley?

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3919801722.2765/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg

Hawley shittin' bricks courtesy of redbubble.net

[Think. Again.]

9. Thank goodness we're putting an extremely strong and tough Woman in charge!

[Silent Type]

10. Yeah, like Meal Team 6ers are masculine just because they strap on a gun or two to find the courage to walk out

the door.

[Qutzupalotl]

11. Walz standing next to Vance tomorrow night

should prove quite the contrast.

[SWBTATTReg]

12. Really? Really? Ha ha heh. This is so pathetic it doesn't even warrant a response. Childish, if anything.

Absolutely childish and really pathetic. And while I'm saying this, I think of vance's eyeliner and tRUMP's what's-not-fake on his body costume, w/ high heels that must be several inches tall.

[Blue Owl]

13. Let's see dainty doll-hands Donny change an oil filter

[Seinan Sensei]

34. I'd like to see "real man" Donny Doll-Hands in the front of a classroom of wise-cracking high-schoolers

It would be brutal.
Donny would dismiss class early and go whine in the Teacher's Lounge

All the kids would follow him down the hallway, doing Accordion Hands
Or do the Double-Jerk dance whenever he passed by

[duncang]

14. Ask tfg or jd

What oil do they use? Maybe ask them to point out the oil dipstick. How many times have they fixed a sticking door. Here’s one for tfg specifically. What’s your favorite grill or smoker?

[RT Atlanta]

15. sorry ass people

those mofos (republicans) really, really have a problem with their 'manhood.'

[Cha]

16. Coming from TSF Whipped Putin Puppets.. PROJECT HARDER, Fascist Fucks.

[canetoad]

18. That made me laugh

And you barely touched the surface. K&R.

[Solly Mack]

19. That's the kind of shit that causes me to want to smack people.

The whole what a woman is, what a man is bullshit that has done nothing, absolutely nothing, besides bring harm to the women and men who don't meet some assholes definition of what it means to be a woman or a man or how ever a person defines themself.

It's a spectrum people, a fucking spectrum, and people are all over it from end to end and every spot throughout the in between.

People who claim someone is insufficiently masculine or insufficiently feminine can blow it out their ass.

[tavernier]

20. I tuned in to a seedy drag show on tv over the weekend.

A dumpy elderly blonde with smeared pancake makeup was doing a little girly dance and waving his small white fragile hands from side to side. The other performer looked a great deal like a silent movie star, eyes rimmed in black liner… Fatty Arbuckle?

Come to find out, it was actually a Trump rally.
The half empty high school auditorium should have given it away.

[Bev54]

22. Their idea of masculine is like the pic I saw on facebook of two fat gut assholes

with big guns over their shoulders ordering more Big Macs. They carry those guns as dick extenders because they haven't seen their real one in years.

[DSandra]

23. Tim Walz should be a role model for every white man

The male gender is being suffocated by toxic masculinity, and there is a shortage of good role models for men, especially white men, in modern society. It's not only good for men, but also the women that they are around! There is a shortage of good, competent and attractive men in this world for women after all, and a big part of the problem is toxic masculinity.

Tim Walz, the Kelce Brothers and a New Era of 'Positive Masculinity'

[appalachiablue]

32. Good post, the hyped testosterone tribe is dangerous. Walz is terrific,

an elected leader, midwesterner, teacher, coach, husband, father, friend. So encouraging to see.

[Tweedy]

24. The gop is conflating masculinity with whining

And grifting with strength.

When was the last time Donald Trump finished a sentence without whining? I cannot recall an instance. His very cadence is whiny.

JD Vance is offended by a question asking “what makes you smile?” Yeah. He is one tough fella.

Tucker Carlson proclaims that “real” men tan their testicles (the better to get testicular cancer?).

Ted Cruz is proclaiming himself “bipartisan” while simultaneously trying to decipher how best to lower himself before his idol Trump.

Rick Scott suddenly believes perhaps we should see why storms are getting worse while refusing to read any of the evidence already gathered about why storms are getting worse.

These are certainly examples of some serious cringe 😬 behavior. They are not examples of manly behavior from anywhere in our history, literature or common experience.

These men are not heroic. Heck, they are not even anti-heroes. They are just grifting their lives away while whining irritably nearly every second.

[Torchlight]

25. Yeah, this one won't go anywhere fast.

Creeps and weirdos just don't have a lot of room to talk about this subject, and I thinnk they already know it. A bullet point dead prior to publication, and resulting in little more than ketchup on the walls.

[Oopsie Daisy]

27. Oh, here we go again... a MAGA dick-measuring contest.

Lord help us all.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

33. Let me notify one of the judges

Only he is small enough to guage them properly without magnification

[Picaro]

28. Spot on

[Skittles]

29. STOP IT 11 BRAVO

YER KILLING ME

[RockRaven]

30. Then the MAGAt definition of masculinity is simply being an asshole.

Because, for example, Walz checks all the usual RWer masculinity standards:
Married to a cis-gender woman
Fathered biological children
Always employed
Military service
Football coach
Gun owner
Hunter
Dog owner


But if assholery is what MAGAts mean by masculinity then yeah TCF is masculine as hell and Walz is not.

[Clouds Passing]

31. Says a couple of Man-childs

[33taw]

36. Walz was in the army for 24 years and a defensive

football coach, hunts, fishes and fixes cars. What is the issue? Oh yeah, he is nice to women.

[Buns_of_Fire]

37. The official party of incels speaks out.

Did they have tears in their eyes?

[TheKentuckian]

39. But crybaby whiners that wear more make up than Tammy Faye Baker are manly?

Tell those twits to rejoin reality.

[rockbluff botanist]

40. Maggot men deny their homosexual tendencies

In most species, males display for the female of the species. Most would call this "showing off for the girls".

For some odd reason, maggot men display for other maggot men. This vying for the attention of other neck bearded men underlines their latent homosexual tendencies.

There is no alpha in species Homo sapiens.

[Skittles]

44. please, it is MAGAts!

REAL MAGGOTS serve an actual important role on this earth! Show some respect!

[BaronChocula]

41. Don't mind that scattershot

Their bazillion lines of attack are overkill and just don't land.

[hadEnuf]

42. So what is masculine?

A man who idolizes a shit talking political fascist while running around with hats, t-shirts, jackets, flags, sneakers, diapers and anything else with the assholes name on it?

A man who listens to news stations and radio propagandists telling them what and how to think and when they should wipe their own asses?

That's a pretty messed up view of masculine.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

43. And Trump is?

Because overweight crybabies are so manly.