He knew this was coming today

[bigtree]

Kamala’s Wins @harris_wins 21h
BREAKING: Shocking footage shows Donald Trump barely able to stand at a podium. Trump looks weaker and more frail than ever before.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Skittles]

1. WTF is going on with his hair

[enid602]

8. Hair

He didn’t leave it in the jello mold long enough.

[Skittles]

48. a friend of mine says his weave is coming undone

[PortTack]

80. Ya...what's up with that? Have seen that a few times now. Looks like he left the curling iron on too long!

With the middle part -top of his head flat…very strange!

Along with the dark dark makeup…he’s beginning to look non human

[Wednesdays]

11. And WTF is going on with his skin?

He doesn't look orange, he looks BROWN. Like somebody dunked him in a vat of chocolate!

[BattleRow]

16. Is he turning non Caucasian?

[rubbersole]

19. From eating KFC -Kentucky Fried Chihuahua

[lindysalsagal]

60. Typical hyena diet.

[whopis01]

21. He always claimed to be orange and now he is claiming to be brown

He was always of Orange heritage, and he was only promoting Orange heritage. I didn't know he was Brown, until just now, when he happened to turn Brown, and now he wants to be known as Brown.

[eppur_se_muova]

29. There are other brown substances besides chocolate, but ...

... "like dissolves like", so I'm not sure there would have been anything left to pull out.

[ShazzieB]

36. Not his skin, his makeup! 😆

He seems to be using a freakishly dark shade these days. I wonder if that was a deliberate choice (can't imagine why) or if he (or his staff) got confused and ordered the wrong shade - and he's too befuddled to notice at this point.

It also looks very sloppily applied and smudgy, especially around his eyes/eyebrows and the bridge of his nose. Pretty much everywhere, in fact!

I'll bet he insists on applying it himself and throws s fit if anyone else trues to help him...and he's evidently incapable of perceiving that he looks terrible.

I recommend filing this under "FURTHER EVIDENCE OF COGNITIVE DECLINE."

[LeftInTX]

37. There are different shades. Naturally they turn orange.

However, there are some newer tanners with greenish undertones to counter act the orange.

[ShazzieB]

39. I'm not sure what you mean by "tanner."

But I believe he uses a bronzer (or maybe some kind of foundation makeup) that he applies with his fingers.

It could be that he ordered a darker shade because he caught on to the fact that he was being mocked for looking so orange. If that's the case, he went TOO dark!

[LeftInTX]

46. Pretty sure he was using self tanners in the past

This looks like classic self-tanner. However, they require much more work than bronzers. (But since he has a "crew" as opposed to use mere mortals)

Skin should be exfoliated first. But at his age, it's getting harder and harder get his skin smooth.

I've used self tanners.

Fake tans often result in an orange hue due to the active ingredient used in many self-tanning products, typically dihydroxyacetone (DHA). Here’s how it works:

DHA Reaction: DHA reacts with the amino acids in the outer layer of the skin, leading to a browning effect similar to what happens with natural tanning. However, the reaction can sometimes produce a more orange color, especially if the product contains higher concentrations of DHA or if it’s not applied evenly.

(It isn't sometimes. It's pretty much all the time. Some formulas contain dye to counter the orange)

[Efilroft Sul]

51. If he spackles on any more bronzer, Stephen Miller is going to deport him.

[magicarpet]

54. He slipped and fell into his golden toilet.

It happened to be full of about 30 dirty adult diapers at the time he fell in. Hence the brown tint to his skin.

[wnylib]

68. Well, he used to be White and told everyone that he was White.

Now he suddenly turns Brown.

[2naSalit]

75. I think that...

it may be that his health is failing and he's looking kind of pale so he adds more bronzer and he misses a lot of spots these days. He does his own hair and makeup so there's a lot of info in how he looks as well as how he acts.

Looks like he's winding down and his handlers are freaking out. Still have four weeks to go, could be seeing "Weekend at Bernie's" around Halloween.

[mercuryblues]

41. It looks like he left a curler in,

[Skittles]

47. *SNORT*

[Attilatheblond]

65. Looks like finally gone on top and thinning too much on the sides to provide cover

[Mr.WeRP]

81. "Like butter scraped over too much bread." -- Bilbo after carrying The One Ring for too long

Trump is becoming a wraith.

[dchill]

2. It gives me no joy or satisfaction to see this.

[dobleremolque]

18. Me too.

I'm going to have to be really careful not to knock over any furniture when I turn those handsprings.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Here is a link to the released filing

Link to tweet

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258148/gov.uscourts.dcd.258148.252.0.pdf
The first page is a good read

[Jrose]

4. His face looks like he fell into a mudslide...

Or too much kissing of his own ass.

[GopherGal]

71. more likely Pootie's

or some real billionaire.

TBH, I can't stand the prolonged exposure to his visage required for a careful analysis, but my own ad hoc observation is that his complexion does just look dirty and patchy. And Lord knows I'm no skincare expert, but I wonder if there could be some sort of exfoliation-gone-wrong that left an irregular partial layer of skin cells that might take the bronzer differently? Plus, he has always had white areas around his eyes and hairline suggesting he's not skilled at applying/blending the bronzer.

It doesn't really matter, of course, but for a man so apparently vain and with supposedly unlimited resources to spend on his appearance, it is a little surprising to see the outside begin to resemble the ugliness on the inside of the man.

[ananda]

5. Also, is that called brown face?

Geez, he looks horrible.

[erronis]

15. To quote trump: "I don't know wnen my face became brown. First it was white, then orange, and now they say it's brown."

[ananda]

20. LOL

[malaise]

6. Raise your glass 😀😀

[Tadpole Raisin]

7. I've had Blue Nun. Love me some Liebfraumilch - but I had to do a double take - it's been so long.

[malaise]

9. Much harder to get these days

😀

[Attilatheblond]

66. My favorite Liebfraumilch was Black Tower

so lovely

[nuxvomica]

24. That brings back memories

Way back when the company I work for was a small, local operation (but with clients across North America) our boss, the owner, gave every employee a bottle of Blue Nun at Christmastime, along with a coupon for a free frozen turkey at the Price Chopper. Every year for like a decade it was always Blue Nun.

[malaise]

26. Very cool

😀

[DENVERPOPS]

10. Clearly

Adderall withdrawal........his dealer was probably late.......

[BSloat]

12. Can you imagine....

What he will look like in another year of a lost election, indictments, court appearances, FBI crawling up his butt, plus everyone finally finding out what a true criminal he actually is?

[Tikki]

62. Welcome to DU

Glad you are here…

Tikki

[calimary]

78. Welcome to DU, BSloat!

Visions of Dorian Gray come to mind. Only in trump’s case, it’s the person who ages, not his portrait. (I just suddenly realized that calling the donald a “man” is an insult to real men everywhere.)

[rurallib]

13. Sounds like a crowd that must number in the low teens

[Richard D]

14. It's clear to me that the fight is between Kamala and the smarmy rodent.

Trump doesn't look at all like he will last much longer.

[Cheezoholic]

17. He sounds hoarse like he's BEEN YEELING AT THE WALLS ALL NIGHT!! ;) n/t

[Warpy]

22. His kyphosis gets much worse

his chin is going to be down between his nipples. He's not going to be able to cheat at golf for much longer.

Seriously, he doesn't sound bad here, jjust a little slurred. This must have been a day time appearance. After the sun sets, he goes a little more nutso.

[Omnipresent]

77. I can see the headline now..

‘Former President Donald J Trump, Found Dead, Face Down In a Bucket of Chicken’.

[sarge43]

23. Oh my. An October surprise.

[Rob H.]

25. From oompa loompa to rotisserie chicken

and his hair looks even more ridiculous than usual. I wonder if he maintained a death grip on the podium or if he did the accordion hands thing again.

[LeftInTX]

35. Rotisserie chicken - LOL

It was first noticeable in AZ, but now that unforgettable image cannot be unseen!

[Dem2theMax]

38. Thank you for the laugh. I needed it!

[central scrutinizer]

57. Might be "Pumpkin Spice" tone

It is the time of year when pumpkin spice is ubiquitous

[malaise]

27. It explains why he's running from

60 Minutes😀

[Tree Lady]

28. Thats why he wouldn't go on CBS

interview they were going to ask real questions, not soft balls and he is weaker.

[Blue Owl]

30. Feeble Fuck

[birdographer]

31. WOW

Quiet voice and he doesn't even lift his head up all the way. That looks like one very defeated man.

[BlueKota]

56. He looks like his neck is tilting on its own

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

32. You guys are forgetting biology. This is merely the chrysalis turning brown

Soon a yuge beautiful concept of a buffrrtye will emerge and fly away out of our lives.

[NoMoreRepugs]

33. Mr Smith is a formidable opponent for the SlobFather.

[OverBurn]

34. His speech is slurred. Stroke out, you despicable sub human.

[diane in sf]

45. Not until he loses the election and gets to spend time in prison!

[OverBurn]

83. Yes sir, I could go for that.

[mountain grammy]

40. Of course he knew!

That's why the middle east is blowing up and the dockworkers are striking, extreme fear and loathing in the lower 48..The nightly news faced with the dilemma.. what shall we cover? So much news? what will we do??

I'm betting Jack Smith's case is last. Everyone suffers for the Ameirican king's comeback..

[SomedayKindaLove]

42. Looks like he's struggling to win the fight

Against gravity

Not sure he’d win without that podium

[llmart]

43. Judging by the clapping "crowd"...

there must be at the very least 15 people there. Biggest crowds ever.

[UpInArms]

61. I thought I heard someone double clapping ...

So … maybe 12?

[Attilatheblond]

67. Yeah, his 'rallies' are sounding more & more like cocktail parties where people are being polite to crazy old geezer.

I get a bigger response from my cat and dogs when I come in the house from watering the garden.

[alarimer]

44. Looks even more like an Oompa-Loompa

More than he usually does.

[niyad]

49. Two things: "Harris is a third world hellhole"??? WTF does that even mean???

And WTFnis that thing in his hair on the left side, behind the bubble, that looks like a disc with three cuts in it? Actually looks like a cookie cutter disc blade, but I cannot blow it up enough to see clearly.

[Joinfortmill]

50. It boggles the mind that this despicable person was ever President of the United States.

[Turbineguy]

52. The Pink Panther film

where Inspector Cluesau's fake nose melts and Inspector Dreyfus exclaims "GROTESQUE!"

[OAITW r.2.0]

53. Its the Fall.

When orange turns to brown.

[LeftInTX]

55. He lives in South Florida. Heck, I don't think they even have orange down there!

[Emile]

58. He must have a ton of orange mud on his old face.

Sickening

[live love laugh]

59. He's clowning 🤡 literally.

[louis-t]

63. The last part of the statement should be what ends every sentence

from now on-"a function in which the defendant had no official role."

[NNadir]

64. The operative words to get around the political hacks in the Extreme Court is "...no official role..."

The intellectually and morally impaired felon is in real trouble.

[OldBaldy1701E]

69. Eh, I am not going to slam the orange gibbon, he reaps what he sowed.

My beef is with the party that is still running him, still 'supporting' him (are they really, or are they just going with whatever drags in the votes this November?), and I feel they would drop him like an old shoe if someone managed to convince the base that they were a better choice. All in the name of taking over the government so they can radicalize it for their wallets and frail egos.

Pathetic. Why are they still supporting this barrow wight?

[Martin68]

70. That is a devastating summary. "...a function in which the defendant, as President, had not role."

So much for immunity for "official acts."

[appleannie1]

72. Remember how he started the Obama can't speak without a teleprompter movement?

He can't even hold his head up to look at the teleprompter. He has to read his paper by looking down instead at the people in front of him. He is talking to a piece of wood.

[Kid Berwyn]

73. That Loser Always Looks Like a Loser Because He Always Is a Loser

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What's worse: Donald J Trump is a Traitor.

ETA: And he looks BEAT because he IS beat.

[onetexan]

74. Where are the calls for the Old decrepid Con to step down?

Conservatives, are u listening?

[flying_wahini]

76. "A function is which the defendant, had NO OFFICIAL ROLE". This is the best part.

He is going Down; now we just gotta take this election with a huge BLUE WAVE.

[3catwoman3]

79. He ran out of bronzer so is using cordovan...

…shoe polish on his face.

Human beings don’t come in that color.

[Conjuay]

82. "Captian,

he’s listing to starboard!”