Sooo... My wife is mad at me.

[Probatim]

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She was on the phone wishing her dad a happy 82nd birthday and I said - tell him he's old enough to run for president.

She did and got an earful. Rather than laughing about it, he went on a tirade about how illegals are coming into the country and ruining everything.

My wife is really good at shutting off her brain and just letting him rant but from what she relayed to me, it was the Fox News Illegal Immigrant Top 10 list, new and improved with pet-eating.

So I'm in the doghouse for trying to be funny.

I can't wait for the birthday party this weekend.

ETA - We talked it out and she's disappointed in her dad for letting politics get in the way of a joke.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

1. Start in early.

You brought your act in big, all you can do now is make it bigger.
As a trumpy, he should instinctively understand this.

Today, I’m running over with good advice. Next!

[Probatim]

13. I've thought of that - my MIL isn't a great cook so I could have some fun.

My FIL likes his food overcooked and under-seasoned. I told her the other day that I was going to gnaw on whatever is presented to me and say "this is tougher than the cat I had in Haiti."

My wife laughed and said she'd murder me.

[MLAA]

2. Sending you strength and patience to get through the party.

[Coventina]

3. Your wife has no right to be mad at you. She chose to pass on your comment.

Just my hot take.

[Probatim]

15. I know she's not mad at me - she's been wondering for years what happened to her parents.

They used to be fairly liberal then I think her dad started traveling for work and found Rush on the radio. Or it was me. They changed about 5 years into our marriage.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

4. stuff your sorries in a sack mister

grandpa needs to chilldown (chill out and settle down), right now, or now pudding and cake this weekend

[ananda]

5. Would it be fair to say that Magas are humor impaired?

Laughing at yourself is a sign of mental health.

[PeaceWave]

6. First rule of marriage...Whatever she did wrong is your fault.

[Collimator]

19. Marriage is a funny thing.

Apparently, when my Ex slipped the ring on my finger, he also transferred over all sorts of data files. I had to remember his parents' anniversary. But the weirdest thing is when he would ask me how he took his tea.

The only good thing about Trump and his cult is their generally advanced median age. Not wishing harm on any other human being, but, hey, we all gotta go sometime, right?

[rubbersole]

7. Take a plate of chicken tenders and say it's Creole Poodle 🐩.

[Probatim]

16. See my comment to Unmitigated Gall.

[Xavier Breath]

8. She's disappointed/angry with him for being a MAGAt and she's lashing out at the closest target.

Namely, you. And, she bears some responsibility for his response since she relayed your comment, as someone else pointed out. I bet if you thought back you could remember other times when that occurred.

Go and have some cake and talk to the sane family members and act like you haven't a care in the world. That'll really get his goat.

[usonian]

9. Buy yout FIL a ticket to an oldies concert or winery tour for ALL DAY ELECTION DAY.

Presuming you don't have mail-in ballots.

For a gift, perhaps a Lawrence Welk album, in whatever format he can play.

[Dem2theMax]

11. I can toss in a handy dandy refrigerator magnet.

It's real, and I took it off of my refrigerator to take the photo.

[usonian]

12. Bubble machine?

Send my regrets to your refrigerator, or is that ice box?

a 1 and a 2 and a ...

[Dem2theMax]

32. Neighbor across the street has a bubble machine.

But not that brand!

Refrigerator. Thankfully, I'm not old enough to refer to it as an icebox!

[usonian]

33. My grandmother had a fridge with compressor on top, like so.

I never heard of an icebox until I watched the Stooges!

[Dem2theMax]

34. I've seen those fridges, in the movies! The old movies.

My mom would occasionally refer to it as an icebox. Margarine was Oleo. Purse was pocketbook. I could go on and on.

[Bev54]

10. Sounds like what I used to do to my Dad, except he could not talk back. He was a terrible bigot and particularly hated

French Canadians, along with so many other groups. My son was in French immersion school so on my Dad's birthday I would have my son phone his grandfather and sing happy birthday to him, in French. He wasn't going to yell at his young grandson.

[NBachers]

14. As a sign of deference, walk in with a white shirt and a long red tie. This will get you back in everyone's good graces.

[surfered]

17. I feel your pain. My parents were the WWII generation

and I never remember them ever discussing politics. We were lower middle class and maybe they were just too busy making a living to pay attention.

But in 2004, after retiring, my mother told me she was voting for W because we shouldn’t change Presidents in the middle of a war.

What are you gonna do? I just bit my tongue. Love her, miss her.

[Probatim]

18. I completely understand that. And I think my wife is going through that.

I really hate what's happened to people in this country.

[Backseat Driver]

25. I can relate...I was surprised to find they were registered Democrats...they didn't behave with much tolerance

for others including their kids. Both long since passed and a brother.

[mwb970]

20. Only one of my friends is a trump cultist.

Everyone else I know hates him with a passion.

[PatrickforB]

21. Oh, that's really funny! Until it wasn't... n/t :)

[SWBTATTReg]

22. Well, she's not really mad at you, she's mad at her father. It's a shame that he doesn't have a sense of humor.

That's one thing that tRUMP did w/ this Country, take the humor out of things. Make it all about him, him, him.

Disgusting POS. He'll be gone before long. I pray for that day to come sooner.

[Conjuay]

31. no, two things

No one was aware how fragile our government actually is (no, three things) how racist, sick, and deprived so many of our fellow countrymen are.

[COL Mustard]

23. Always buy a big comfy couch.

You're gonna sleep on it someday!!!

[kozar]

24. As someone, who lost his wife,

And FIL
Maybe just love?
Co.edy always turns into
Tragedy

[Probatim]

27. I try to remember to find the good in people - some make it harder than others.

I've gotten good at changing the subject from politics.

[kozar]

29. Until you are alone,,

Then, what do you do?
Koz

[Duncanpup]

26. Maga has no sense humor

Enjoy the solitude of dog house you get used to it 😉 and that sofa as a bed isn’t that awful.

[Emile]

28. Sounds like Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[The Third Doctor]

30. I have two Trumper relatives.

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To keep the peace we don't discuss politics. One has always been nuts while the other should know better.