Orange Grifter selling a statue of getting his ear nicked, $59.99

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Emblazoned back reads, 'THE DAY GOD INTERVENED' You can't make this stuff up!

VIDEO HERE:

[dalton99a]

1. The iconic event should be memorialized in stamps and statues a la Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

[Vinca]

2. Gee - hard to choose between that and the talking Trumpy fish.

[dweller]

3. Well it is

about the right color for coprolite





✌🏻

[Ocelot II]

4. I am at a loss for words.

"Tacky" is such a mild word for this... mess.

Maybe Abe Lincoln's family missed an opportunity when they didn't think to sell gilded statuettes depicting his assassination. And the Kennedys could have made a bundle selling little gold convertibles (maybe with wheels that really turned!) with JFK slumped in the back seat and Jackie climbing over him. Ford and Reagan had near-miss assassination attempts, too. How foolish of them not to have tried to make a buck selling commemorative tchotchkes to adoring fans.

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. And there are probably people who thought I was kidding

about selling genuine "TrumpTurd" paperweights...

[Timeflyer]

13. Yeah, I was wondering what happened to her. She was shielding his major organs (where a normal person's heart would be)

[Botany]

6. This has to be a some kind of joke. One more fucking grift.

A genuine bronze painted piece of plastic for $60.00 that proves God protected
Donny although that same God let another man have his head blown off. And no
doubt it was made in China and you can pay now and it will be shipped to you at
sometime in the future.

[Deuxcents]

8. Despicable

[central scrutinizer]

9. Fucking gross

[Grins]

10. "God's protection of our 45th President..."

Odd they never ask why God let Trump get shot.
Or why God put that shooter on place to take that shot.

Seems to me if he gets credit for one he should get credit for the other.

[Blue Owl]

11. Raising the Flabs of Iwo Jabba

[electric_blue68]

12. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 😑 ohhh, brother

[murielm99]

14. Is this satire?

Is it real?

[valleyrogue]

15. Unfortunately, it is real.

It is available for pre-order:

godblesstheusa.com/products/donald-j-trump-fight-fight-fight-sculpture

[sanatanadharma]

16. Tsatskes for future archeologists

Chachkis for future archeologists seeking t understand an advanced culture whose written records were lost; scattered like so many free electrons. Unrecoverable.

[Ms. Toad]

17. Don't want to watch what I'm sure is a sickening video -

but did anyone brave/foolhardy enough to watch it see if he is selling pieces of his (bloody) jacket?

(I predicted he would do that within a day of the assassination attempt - and this would be the perfect opportunity.)

[Oopsie Daisy]

18. Agreed... not worth the click.

[jmowreader]

19. One would think...

...that if God was really interested in protecting Donald Trump that day he would have given the shooter a flat tire or empty gas tank, miracled the gunpowder out of the ammunition the guy used to shoot at Trump, or done SOMETHING to keep the shooting from happening in the first place.