Trump's crypto platform falters on first day of sales

[Eugene]

Trump's crypto platform falters on first day of sales (Agence France-Presse)

Former US president Donald Trump's cryptocurrency platform had a faltering sales launch Tuesday, with only a fraction of its digital tokens that went on the market finding a buyer.

The Republican candidate announced in mid-September that he, along with his sons and entrepreneurs, would launch the platform named World Liberty Financial.

Some 20 billion digital tokens, priced at 1.5 cents each, were offered by the company -- a total value of $300 million -- but just three percent had been purchased by Tuesday evening.

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Many observers blamed the low sales on technical problems, as the company's website suffered outages earlier in the day.

https://news.yahoo.com/news/finance/news/trumps-crypto-platform-falters-first-231443355.html

[Klarkashton]

1. All the marks were busy buying shares of DJT.

[Dave Bowman]

2. And another failure.

[oasis]

3. Another dud from the business genius.

[PeaceWave]

4. Creating cash out of thin air...A sign of the times.

[Bobstandard]

5. Thats what I want..

I want me some digital currency from a company that has ‘technical issues’ on its very first day in business.

[Hugin]

10. It's what happens when someone tries to run a server out of...

The back of a decommissioned U-Haul down by the river.

[Kid Berwyn]

6. Shitcoin

Backed by real farts.

[Vinca]

7. In Trumpworld this is known as the "Scam du Jour."

[Hugin]

8. That's because it's competing with Hugin's Bytechange(tm).

“Made with real chrysopoeia just like Merlin used to do! “

Oops, gotta go. It’s the suits with the dark glasses and ear pieces again.

[jcgoldie]

9. only so many ways you can set the hook in the same rubes