What do you think Kristi Noem was thinking during those 39 interminable minutes?

[Orange Buffoon]

[Turbineguy]

1. "I'm really earning my pay today!"

Nah, probably not.

[niyad]

2. You used "noem" and "thinking" in the same sentence?

[SheltieLover]

14. Exactly! The OP intimates that Noem is capable of cogent throughts...

[MaryMagdaline]

3. Wish I had my gun

[Traildogbob]

33. We're where's the nearest gravel pit.

OR, she just was just thinking how hot trump is and dreaming of peeing on him in a wild satisfying sexual encounter.
Whatever it takes for fame and power, she is all in.
About as morally strong as Haley.

[louslobbs]

4. Maybe she was thinking the same thing

she was thinking when she grabbed a gun and shot and killed her dog?

[underpants]

6. 😆👍

Link to tweet

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[underpants]

5. Jazz Hands!!!

Link to tweet

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[Quiet Em]

7. She was probably feeling relieved that nobody was thinking

about how she's a puppy killer.

[Emile]

8. 🤔 I should have brought a clothes pin for my nose.

[Diamond_Dog]

9. "WTF?"

“They told me the deal was to just stand here and be eye candy, not baby sit the Demented Doofus!”

[Jersey Devil]

10. She was cringing and looking for the exit

Probably asking herself, "wtf?"

[MagickMuffin]

11. Nothing:

No nothing, know nothing, They Got NOTHING!

[Prairie Gates]

12. I think she was feeling like the grandaughter who suddenly noticed that Grandpa wasn't all there

She's a hardcore Trumpy, and she's deeply despicable in a bunch of ways, but she's not stupid.

I think once you hit a certain age, we've all been there. Grandma asks the same question six times in a row, looks off toward the window. And then you see it: she's not the same as Grandma in your memory. She's this other person now.

I think that's how Noem was feeling. There were a few moments when it really showed, like when she tried to get Trump to acknowledge the loss of the family of the man who was killed. She desperately wanted him to do the right thing, but you could see in her posture that she knew it was gone. Always the loyal gradndaughter...

[Ursus Rex]

19. I'm a bit more cynical about her, but this did look like That Moment.

When you realize that you are In VERY Deep and start to wonder how much other people are noticing it, too.

[lame54]

13. "I'd rather be at the gravel pit."

[Brainfodder]

15. Poster name, hmmm Donnie phishing for excuses?

[southmost]

16. probably the same thing

the same thing every woman who TFG pays to be with him🤢

[ProudMNDemocrat]

17. "Do you think I'm Sexy? And you like my Body? Come on Sugar, let me know!"

Sorry Rod Stewart. But that was the impression I got.

[La Coliniere]

25. I kind of got that impression myself.

[magicarpet]

18. Krist Noem was thinking,...

.... damn if I had not shot that dog I could be the VPee. Then after the Tangerine Tyrant finally became totally unglued I could have been president. Now Vance will eventually get the crown and throne and serve as our monarch.

If I could only bring that puppy I shot back to life.

[keithbvadu2]

20. 'I'm so proud to be in his presence.'

[Vogon_Glory]

21. Maybe she thinks her time is coming

If she can get appointed to one of SD’s congressional seats, then forces Mike Johnson out of being Speaker of the. House, then if the Magic Fairies take away Donald John and Vance, she’ll have a clear shot at becoming President herself.

[Torchlight]

22. A scene in the film, Klute

when Ms. Fonda is pretending to have fun with a client when the camera shows her looking disinterestedly at her watch.

That was the sense I took from from it.

[Chipper Chat]

23. She looked at trump withe same adoring eyes

As Monica Lewinski had when she looked at bill clinton.

[Fullduplexxx]

24. She was too busy playing monkey see monkey do

[coffeenap]

26. Gonna get that VP spot pretty soon! nt

[Initech]

27. Well, as long as Fox News is paying me to be here...

[Probatim]

28. "I sure hope Corey brought a decent bottle of wine to the hotel tonight..."

[Hotler]

29. I hope the look on her dogs face when she shot it. I hope it pains her to the core each time.

Rot in hell women.

[surfered]

30. "If only I had shot JD Vance instead of my dog, I would be President...

…when they haul this clown off to the funny farm,”

[onecaliberal]

31. I don't really care, do you?

[lees1975]

32. "I hope the camera stays focused on him and not me."

[jalan48]

34. She's like Trump. She was thinking, "How do I monetize this situation."

[RainCaster]

35. She wasn't thinking

It's a requirement that you cannot possess any critical thinking skills if you are a Republican.

[-misanthroptimist]

37. Trick question -as others have pointed out

[maxsolomon]

38. "Just keep smiling, that cushy Cabinet post is just weeks away. I'll be Energy Secretary Kristi Noem.

Then I'll get of this shithole state once and for all."

[Blue Owl]

39. Whatever tRump wanted her to think

[Bev54]

40. Kristi Noem thinks?

[ZonkerHarris]

41. "How do I keep Trump from grabbing my pussy again?"

[republianmushroom]

42. Oh, damn, why me lord ?

Shit, I could of been a beautician.

[hawkeye21]

43. Kristi Noem and "think" should not be used in the same sentence.

This is the woman, the governor of South Dakota, who has said many times that she wants Trump added to Mount Rushmore. Any other questions?

[PeaceWave]

44. If Trump can get her to do that in public, imagine what he can make her do in private.