Cruz gets hit big time

[Playingmantis]

Link to tweet

Finally someone standing up to Cruz!

[hibbing]

1. You can't support J6 and support the officers

I am paraphrasing what Allred said, he also added, it's not funny.
Cruz is such a creepy guy...gross.

Forward!

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. Be hard to find a worse person than Ted Cruz and yet

millions of Americans want him to be in power to hurt minorities but to also never help them, always side with the billionaires and against them. Continual proof that Republicans in general value hatred of others over their own personal survival.

[rubbersole]

3. A shitty parent, a dog abuser and a moldy turd walk into a bar...

...the bartender says "What will it be, Raphael?"

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

5. I don't get it.

Haven't a clue which one the bartender is addressing.

[erronis]

8. I think all three answer to the same name. One drink will serve them all.

You need to take off your philosopher's cap and just go with the flow.

[Kali]

9. pssst

*all in one*

[rubbersole]

14. Raphael Edward Cruz is all three...

...a variation of the same joke using a klanner, a racist and a nazi....what will it be Mr. Tru*p?

[ShazzieB]

4. OMG, that smarmy, self-satisfied smirk was too much!

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It started to slip a little when Allred was talking about terrible things happening to women, but he managed to plaster it back on his ugly mug...while Allred was STILL talking about terrible things happening to women!

Cruz is definitely just as much of a psychopath as TSF. No ethics, no morals, not even the decency to PRETEND to be sad about what happened to those women. He acted like he thought the whole thing was FUNNY. WTAF

[erronis]

10. We all should feel a tiny bit of empathy for someone who was born with that face.

Of course, all that empathy disappears if he opens his mouth.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

6. I'm looking forward to the day when a woman does not want to be pregnant,

no matter what the reason, the fetus is then put into the father, who will of course need to be taking serious hormones to support it, and of course he'll birth by C-Section, since there's no other way to get it out.

[erronis]

11. There was a SF novel about a galactic inter-species union where the human man came away pregnant

Ray Bradbury, perhaps.

In any case from what I remember, it was a damned painful birthing even tho the offspring was half cockroach.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

15. I'm a science fiction person. I'll need to look for that one.

[liberalla]

7. K & R

A Senator Allred would be so good!

[DFW]

12. Why should everyone else have all the fun? Take this, this and this, Rafael!

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He said, „Cruz.“ I said, “Lose!”
That Cruz-you-lose, that Cruz-you-lose.
I do not like that Cruz-you-lose.

“Do you like my phony ruse?”
I do not like your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

“Would you like it as a bore?
“Like it on the Senate floor?”

I would not like you, crashing bore,
I hate you on the Senate floor.
I do not like your big fat head.
I do not like it, Ted-so-red.

Would you like it bit by bit?
Would you like it full of shit?

Not with shit, not one bit,
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your big swelled head
I do not want it, live or dead.
I don’t care for your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

Would you try it blowing smoke?
Would you like it served by Koch?

Not with smoke, not by Koch
Not with shit, not one bit
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your right wing blues
I do not like it Cruz-you-lose.
Would you like it on the moon?
Would you like it in Cancún?
Things are warmer there, they say.
“I don’t care, just go away!”

Whatcha say? Let Ukraine fall?
Putin’s troops would have a ball!
Vodka would flow more than blood!
Wouldn’t that make me a stud?

I’d prefer Ukraine be free.
That sounds like a plan to me.
You like Putin. I do not.
Go with Trump somewhere and rot.
You tout Russia. We refuse.
We don’t like fascists, Cruz-you-lose.

“You don’t like me, so you say.
“But listen one time, and you may.
“Listen, and you may I say!”

Ted, if you will let me be,
I will listen and you’ll see.

SAY! You really ARE quite full shit!
I like your drivel not one bit!
You really are a crashing bore!
You don’t deserve the Senate floor!
And I won’t listen in the dark.
I cannot stand your slimy snark.
And I would put you in a box
‘Cause you are stupid as an ox
Dumb enough to be on Fox
You’ve got it backwards on Ukraine
Your nonsense is beyond insane
And you deserve to wheeze and choke
Since you are only blowing smoke
All financed by the Brothers Koch,
All your future prospects dead,
Go put THAT in your big fat head!
We don’t fall for your phony ruse.
We do not like you, Cruz-you-lose.

[KPN]

13. Just sent Allred a contribution this morning. Definitely money

well spent!