Name a song/songs that would be on Vance's playlist.

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[Blue Full Moon]

1. I'm a Creep

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4. Thanks

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

2. Too easy...

...Ave Maria.

I prefer the version at the beginning of the movie Hitman.

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7. Me too. thanks

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

11. Would you maybe work as a comedy writer?

You should share some of this with Colbert or Maher.

[Aviation Pro]

3. Relax

…..

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5. Thanks Aviation Pro

[H2O Man]

6. I do not know

any of the Bay City Rollers songs.

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9. HAHAHHAHAHAH Thank you H20 Man

[OC_Lars]

8. Johnny Cash

"God's Gonna Cut You Down"

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10. So true. thank you OC_Lars.

[LearnedHand]

16. Winner winner chicken dinner

[Coventina]

12. Beck: Loser

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15. Thanks Coventina.

[Jerry2144]

13. Sitting on my sofa by the Kinks

Sofa #2 by Zappa
Dancing on my sofa by Pascal Comelade

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17. HAHAAHAHAHHAHA Thank you Jerry 2144

[Coventina]

14. Madonna: Sorry

You're not half the man you think you are!

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19. So true, so true. Thank you Coventina

[Probatim]

18. It's Raining Couches (Hallelujah!)

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22. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Thank you Probatim.

[FrankBooth]

20. Creep by Radiohead

or Creep by Stone Temple Pilots.

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23. Excellent and thank you FrankBooth.

[The Wizard]

21. Lou Reed

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24. Thank you The Wizard.

[Solly Mack]

25. "Young Girl" (sung) by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

You asked. The man makes my skin crawl.

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30. Mine too. thank you for your song suggestion, I had that 45 as a young teen.

[Nanuke]

26. Liar by 3 Dog Night

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32. Excellent. Nanuke. and he is.

[Fiendish Thingy]

27. "Tomorrow Belongs To Me"

From Cabaret:

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34. Thank you Fiendish Thingy. The Nazi boy.

[CTyankee]

28. "I Heard the News Today, Oboy"

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37. Thank you CTyankee. so true, without verification, he spread it.

[polichick]

29. What Was I Made For

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39. Thank you polichick. He was made to kiss tRump's rear/

[Walleye]

31. "Stand by your Man", Tammy Wynette

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40. Great one Walleye. Right on point.

[legallyblondeNYC]

33. Anything by Milli Vanilli

Expertise in lip sync.

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43. OMG so very true. Thank you.

[FuzzyRabbit]

35. "Horst Wessel Lied"

National Anthem of Nazi Germany

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44. Thank you FuzzyRabbit. He especially likes to play this while on the couch.

[NEOH]

36. I'm a Loser by the Beatles

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45. HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE. I like it, thank you.

[Alpeduez21]

38. He's quite fond of himself, sooooo.....

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46. Thank you Alpeduez21.

[Basso8vb]

41. "Sofa"

By Frank Zappa

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98. Thank you

[lindysalsagal]

42. "If I Only Had A Brain."

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48. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. thank you lindysalsagal so true, so true.

[Granny Blue]

47. American Woman

Stay away from meee…eeee. American woman. Mama Let me beeee…..eeeee

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49. Thank you Granny Blue. Great song.

[fargone]

50. Too Much of Nothing - Dylan

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54. Thank you fargone. You got that right.

[Figarosmom]

51. The Beatles

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57. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. thank you Figarosmom.

[Jrose]

52. 'Maybelline' by Chuck Berry

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59. HAHAHAHAHHA. that is so creative for Mr. Eyeliner. Love it.

[unblock]

53. Nowhere man - Beatles

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58. Hi unblock. Yes Vance is a nowwhere man.

[Cartoonist]

55. Under My Thumb

He wishes.

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60. Got that right. Thank you Cartoonist.

[Norbert]

56. Lies by the Thompson Twins

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62. Totally true. Thank you Norbert.

[DFW]

61. Mine! Listen, and see what you think................

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64. Winner. that is great . Thank you DfW I love it.

[BOSSHOG]

63. YOU LIE By Reba Mcentire

JD singing to Donald

I GO ALONG
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO
MAYBE ITS WRONG
BUT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
SO YOU LIE

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65. Wonderful. thank you BOSSHOG.

[marble falls]

66. Hit the Road Jack, the Ray Charles cut.

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67. Terrific marble falls. and tRump should have on his playlist too.

[GreenWave]

68. The Couch Alanis Morissette

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70. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Thank you GreenWave.

[johnp3907]

69. On The Couch

Or Couch Slouch

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72. Thank you johnp3907 Very timely.

[Lonestarblue]

71. House of the Rising Sun, by The Animals

Take a look at the end of the third stanza. Change New Orleans to Appalachia.

House of the Rising Sun
The Animals
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and a trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a trump

Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

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97. excellent thank you Lonestarblue

[CanonRay]

73. Nowhere Man

[rustbeltvoice]

74. Denis Leary

[sky_masterson]

75. Whites in Night Satin

I may have that wrong

[Raven123]

76. Psycho Killer

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[IbogaProject]

77. Loser by Beck

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[luvallpeeps]

78. Having My Baby🤢

[LudwigPastorius]

79. "Mr. Roboto"

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
Mataauhimade
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
Himitsu O Shiritai

You're wondering who I am (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Machine or mannequin? (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I am thee modern man

[Shermann]

80. "Elected" - Alice Cooper

[Best_man23]

81. This just seems like something Shady Vance Would Do

Maybe some adhesive from the couch could cause this condition.

Caution: NSFW lyrics

[Tikki]

82. "Pretty Please Me"...The Quick...1976

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...."I said my (my-my-my)...
Pretty please me, pretty please me baby
Don't ask me cause I already gave
I said my - it's a crime-crime-crime
Please me, pretty please me
It's so easy, pretty please me
If it seems alright
Pretty please me right
Pretty please me with sugar on top
Hey baby do the flip flop
I got a girl, got a d-dream girl
Keeps cool in a dream world...."

The 70's was full of misogynistic lyrics.
That is what made the woman power songs so significant.
Tikki

[LowerManhattanite]

83. "Lyin' Eyes"--The Eagles

[Hekate]

84. Thank you for starting this, Deb!

[QED]

85. I'm a Loser

[rsdsharp]

86. Frankenstein -- Edgar Winter

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I think he was assembled from spare parts.

And his brain is from Abbey Normal!

[redwitch]

87. "Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed"

Kinky Friedman

[Jersey Devil]

88. "I'm a Loser" - Beatles

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Of all the love I have won or have lost
There is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end

[MistakenLamb]

89. Vance is a 40 year old chud

He probably has some nu metal or "post grunge" crap that no one has liked since 2005 like Puddle of Mudd

[enid602]

90. Say a little prayer

Each morning I wake up,
Before I put on my makeup.
I say a little prayer for you.

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111. thanks enid602

[Blue Owl]

91. Dueling Banjos

[marble falls]

92. Dueling out of tune banjos. The best tune that ever came from a banjo ...

... smacking JD on his butt going out the door.

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101. Got that right

[RANDYWILDMAN]

93. Dirty white boy

About a guy who can't get a girl and ends up on the couch ?

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100. You got it

[maxrandb]

94. Idiot Wind - Bob Dylan

Especially this verse:

I woke up on the roadside
Daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are
Visions of your chestnut mare
Shoot through my head and are makin' me see stars
You hurt the ones that I love best
And cover up the truth with lies
One day you'll be in the ditch
Flies buzzin' around your eyes
Blood on your saddle
Idiot wind
Blowing through the flowers on your tomb
Blowing through the curtains in your room
Idiot wind
Blowing every time you move your teeth
You're an idiot, babe
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe

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99. Great song for Shady Thank you maxrandb

[Initech]

95. Play That Funky Music White Boy

Unironically of course!

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96. hahahaahahah very good initech

[Arne]

102. Vance vance bo bance bo nanafanna fo fance, Vaance.

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107. HAHAHAHAHhhAhAHah Thanks Arne

[OAITW r.2.0]

103. Dead - Loser

https://music.

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104. Thank you , that is great

[lees1975]

105. Goodbye to You, Patty Smyth

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106. Thank you lees1975

[ProudMNDemocrat]

108. All By Myself, Lonesome Loser, Kathy's Clown....

[PikaBlue]

109. Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road

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112. thank you PikaBlue

[jmowreader]

110. "Sofa" by Frank Zappa

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113. thanik you

[mvd]

114. Gaslighter by The Chicks

Highly appropriate because he is one. Hi Deb!

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115. Yhank you matt, I agree