The new Tesla Robot will watch you sleep overnight and monitor your breathing, heart rate, sleep patterns...

[Dennis Donovan]

Josh Mankiewicz
and then kill you

Southland Post
Oct 24
The new Tesla Robot will watch you sleep overnight and monitor your breathing, heart rate, sleep patterns, and it will also protect you from any home Invasions.

1:29 PM · Oct 26, 2024

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[Ocelot II]

1. And occasionally catch fire or fall out a window.

I'll pass on that one, thanks.

[TheBlackAdder]

19. Bee Bop Bee Boo Bop

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. My only comment...

Have you not seen I, Robot?

[a kennedy]

23. Yes, and know this is the future of the world.....robots doing all this kinda stuff. Oh, absolutely

loved this movie.

[tanyev]

3. Is Elon personally testing it?

[moondust]

4. And relay all the information it gathers

back to headquarters for Eloon to act upon as he sees fit.

[duncang]

9. I came here for that.

How much money can he make if he has information to sell about your every moment of the day? People get worried about cookies tracking their every move on the internet but how about a 24/7 movement cookie recording your life. I’m pretty sure it would include a notice about how the information would be used to help the robot’s performance.

[moondust]

14. Exactly.

And how dangerous could the thing be while you're asleep if the software "failed" or was "misdirected" by a "controller" or AI that decided they didn't like you?

[Maru Kitteh]

5. JFC.

[Historic NY]

6. Hi HAL

and you can't shut it down

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[hatrack]

7. And it will arrive in a self-driving car, through a national network of tunnels . . . .

It will be manufactured in a factory on Mars, and shipments of Lone Skum's robots will arrive on the weekly shuttle flights, boys and girls!!!!

[louslobbs]

8. Will it be in contact with Putin behind Leon's

Back?

[LisaL]

10. Is it out of the question that every now and then it could go crazy and kill you?

[PeaceWave]

11. Bonus feature - Kung Fu Grip perfect for chocking/smothering you in your sleep.

[2naSalit]

24. Or...

Picking you up and chucking you out a window! Or breaking you in half. No thanks. I would never be able to sleep knowing one of those was within a mile of me.

[kimbutgar]

12. Or strangle you to death like Hal

[durablend]

13. Will it also monitor that you're being "morally responsible" ?

[Hekate]

20. Somehow I think that it will

[Hekate]

15. This thread is priceless

[WarGamer]

16. There are TWO components to Optimus.

The mechanical and the software.

The entire robot might cost $20,000

But the AI software might fit in a nightstand based thing the size of a baseball... and cost $1500 like an iPhone

And have the same abilities of Optimus without the mobility or utility.

AI will be invaluable for many populations including the elderly and shut-ins.

[Blue Full Moon]

17. Waiting on trigger from Elongated Muskrat

[Hekate]

18. It comes with a book called, "How To Serve Mankind" , right?

[NameAlreadyTaken]

21. It is not invited here

[2naSalit]

22. NO...

FUCKINGWAY!!!

Not in MY world.

[PlanetBev]

25. And woe to you if you fart in bed

That thing might light a match.

[Dave Bowman]

26. Muskrat should give one to Dump, with all that methane he's producing it would be a really big explosion.

[nolabear]

27. Nopenopenopenope...

NOPE.

It’s named Boogeyman, isn’t it?