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PCIntern

(28,365 posts)
Tue Oct 29, 2024, 09:30 PM Oct 2024

So JD Vance thinks we shouldn't be so sensitive to jokes

OK pal…

Let’s start with some items you and your wife own:







Now it wouldn’t be a day without a joke which I’m certain you won’t take offense at..

We heard that on the fifth date, you took a young lady back to her doorstep and said to her, “Hey sweetie, how about a goodnight fuck?”

She replied, “OK, Good night, fuck.”

Not funny, JD? Sure it is…

Here’s another: A MAGAT and a liberal were having a fight about a boat slip on a dock and the MAGAT slipped and fell into the ocean. Unfortunately for him, there was a shark right there who bit him terribly. The liberal pulled him out and called an ambulance and left a note in the victim’s pocket. When they finally got him to the hospital the doctors found the note which read: “He disagreed with something that ate him.”

You need to laugh more JD. It’s gonna be a rough couple of weeks.

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So JD Vance thinks we shouldn't be so sensitive to jokes (Original Post) PCIntern Oct 2024 OP
that jerk also tried to claim he didn't hear the joke or know what it was. Quiet Em Oct 2024 #1
I was waiting for them to say PCIntern Oct 2024 #3
"I see nothing!" Sgt Vance. Klarkashton Oct 2024 #4
Ha! Those should put a smile on JD's face! Even I smirked at them. CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2024 #2
Corrected!! PCIntern Oct 2024 #5
Thats good ole JD kwolf68 Oct 2024 #6
"Weird couch-fucker!" Pretty funny, right J.D. ???? Jack Valentino Oct 2024 #7
Their fascist fest at the Garden B.See Oct 2024 #8
Did you hear about the Ohio senator who used to fuck couches? RT Atlanta Oct 2024 #9

Quiet Em

(2,936 posts)
1. that jerk also tried to claim he didn't hear the joke or know what it was.
Tue Oct 29, 2024, 09:35 PM
Oct 2024

Everybody sees right through that creep.

B.See

(8,494 posts)
8. Their fascist fest at the Garden
Tue Oct 29, 2024, 10:44 PM
Oct 2024

WASN'T A FKN JOKE. It WAS hoods off, in our faces hate, racism, bigotry, Reich-wing, fundamentalist supremacy,

and straight up NAZI SHIT.

It IS who and what they ARE and high time the world finally saw it for what it is.

(I mean, hey, it's not like we haven't BEEN saying so.)

RT Atlanta

(2,738 posts)
9. Did you hear about the Ohio senator who used to fuck couches?
Tue Oct 29, 2024, 10:53 PM
Oct 2024

Lighten up:

James Donald Bowman
James David Hamel
J.D. Hamel
J.D. Vance
JD Vance

[whatever you morph into next]

h/t to his service in the Marine Corps - looks like that may be one of the only legit items in his background.

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