HE (DonOLD) MISSED THE DOOR HANDLE!

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[RT Atlanta]

1. Is Donnie high/crashing from his uppers?

Per Noel Casler, donnie is a big time user.

this is hilarious to me... hilarious because one who attempts to project his virility all over the place is really just a swaying old man climbing aboard the perfect metaphor and representative vehicle for him.

And on edit, I'm personally insulted donnie and those fuckers in his 'campaign' are using sanitation workers as their current prop for their hate.... these are the sanitation workers and their current brothers that I stand with:

[Straw Man]

2. And he almost fell back on the first step.

Gravity, y'know.

[North Shore Chicago]

3. Little t

can't get a handle on anything!

[Deuxcents]

4. Ooooo...so close!

[TheBlackAdder]

5. Ivanka, I be cosplaying today! Good for you, Daddy!

[tulipsandroses]

6. Why is there a trump garbage truck?? Are they sure that this is the hill they want to die on?

Trying to make a scandal out of Biden's comments just makes it easier to point to the original comments and trump's horrible history with Puerto Rico.

[wnylib]

34. The Harris campaign or The Lincoln Project or Meidas Touch

could put together a compilation of Adolf Drumpf's trash mouth comments from his campaign as a reminder of how he speaks on a regular basis.

There are so many things that they could include.

1. Haitians are eating people's dogs and cats.

2. Immigrants are poisoning the blood of Americans.

3. The US takes in people from shithole countries.

4. The US is becoming a shithole country.

5. Kamala Harris is a *** person. (Don't know what the adjective was because it gets bleeped out of video clips due to vulgarity.)

6. US citizens who disagree with him are the "enemy within" who should be dealt
with by the military.

Turn the focus back onto the orange fascist's garbage mouth.

[Jrose]

7. Finally, the worst pile of garbage in the U.S. gets removed from the street.

... at least temporarily until millions of voters make it permanent.

[montanacowboy]

8. Oh my fucking God!

fat assed idiot looking like a pregnant road sign almost falls onto Garbage Truck!
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[llmart]

39. The clip ended just when I thought he was going to fall on his fat ass.

Also, I wanted to see how awkward it was for him to try to get up in the truck. Why didn't it show that? That's a big step for someone with lifts in his shoes and so unfit.

[Maru Kitteh]

56. "looking like a pregnant road sign"

This was hands-down the most hysterical thing I read today

So, thanks, from Flathead County

[tetedur]

9. I want to know who are the 250 million people who are not garbage.

The USA is around 346 million. WTF?
I simply can't wrap my head around the meaning of these stunts. I just don't get it.

Is there video of his ass climbing out?

And to be fair he doesn't have the skill set for opening doors. Remember the grab them by the pussy bus door that he had to be told how to open it? He expected someone to open it for him.

[Wiz Imp]

33. Right. He called the US the Garbage Can of the world, so he effectively called 346 million people garbage.

He's never gotten more than about 74 million votes, so assuming this was supposed to refer to Biden's comment, The max people Biden could have been talking about was 74 million. Or does he seriously think he will get 250 million votes? He really needs to be institutionalized for his own safety as well as the country's.

[Seinan Sensei]

47. And he can't close an umbrella

[Attilatheblond]

60. Maybe he meant 250 thousand. Handlers prolly told him that is about how many PA voters his comic offended?

We know the stable genius has a tough time with numbers and he doesn't listen to advisors, so fumbled the talking point. Handlers probably had to lay some offended voters numbers on him to get him to go along with their stunt.

[Hassler]

10. Just about sundown for Dementia Don Old J Chump

[yorkster]

11. He used Jackie Gleason moves getting into

that truck. And aawaaay he goes...hopefully for a long time.

[OAITW r.2.0]

17. Do I get your comment.

Well done, sir or mam!

[yorkster]

18. Glad to be of service.

I was picturing Art Carney at the wheel...

Thx for your post.

yorkster (ma'am)

[OAITW r.2.0]

19. Jackie Gleason Show was mandatory watch in my home. Dad insisted on it.

I didn't mind because I thought Gleason was pretty damn funny. Art was the perfect pairing with Jack....I am kinda surprised that no one has put his show back on syndication. Same with the Smothers Brothers.

[yorkster]

21. I loved all the characters like Reginald Van Gleason, etc.

Also loved his movie Gigot. He wrote the story, composed the score, etc.

[Conjuay]

23. Well, Alice was continuously threatened, it was more

accepted then, but I don't think I would find it funny now.

[OAITW r.2.0]

24. I seem to remember her giving Ralph the gears as much as she got.

Maybe I misremember.

[Abolishinist]

37. My recollection as well!

Classic and timeless. Both of these cracked me up, thanks for bringing back the memories!

[OAITW r.2.0]

38. Good chuckles, thanks for posting! Mom also watched the JGS.....I think she could relate to Alice.

[NJCher]

61. those were hysterical

she dishes it up with aplomb.

Does anyone remember how Jackie Gleason was obsessed with UFOs? His buddy in the WH, Dick Nixon let him in on a view of some embalmed aliens. Gleason reportedly never got over it.

Just another republican president treating his friend to confidential government information.


https://science.howstuffworks.com/space/aliens-ufos/alien-abduction.htm

[yorkster]

26. Yeah..sometimes that was the case.

I mostly got a kick out of Art Carney's antics. But Gleason really got into his other
roles. As a kid I felt sorry for the Sad Sack, laughed at Reginald Van Gleason, etc.

[newdeal2]

12. He should keep the outfit

I see a lot of court ordered community service in his future.

[Tribetime]

13. What a clown show he's just missing clown shoes

Is that his closing message?That he does nothing but stupid stunts. While VP Harris is Presidential. It's like he's trying to lose but he's not his campaign is that stupid. 6 days and turd will be flushed hard.

[Wednesdays]

45. Dukakis and the tank had nothing on TCF.

[Tribetime]

46. Excellent

[Faux pas]

14. The only thing that could make

what he said even seem more sincere if if he was tossing paper towels around the room

Reminiscent of The w trying to "escape" that door in 2005

[NJCher]

63. I still laugh every time I think of that

It might be my favorite moment in history.
The look on his face!!!

[Blue_Roses]

66. I remember that

and it was hilarious!

[Emile]

15. Damn, he is going down hill fast.

[OAITW r.2.0]

16. Missing the handle was funny, but his climb into the cab was the real struggle.

I don't know who is running his campaign, but getting Trump to struggle getting into a Trump Dump truck was awesome.

[Think. Again.]

20. What the hell was that?

[Xavier Breath]

50. A virile, handsome he-man, supposedly.

Ladies, don't everyone swoon at once

[Think. Again.]

52. I think he's getting close to breaking my brain.

[usonian]

22. Dementia creeping in.

Quickly.

[Rebl2]

25. Wish

it showed him trying to get in that truck.

[Enter stage left]

27. Dumb ass...you got in the wrong end of that dump truck.

Your entrance was in the rear.

[WarGamer]

28. aging eyes and depth perception.

[Probatim]

29. I showed this to my wife just now - after I had a similar incident at the storm door.

I've got my laptop bag and 5 bags of groceries in one hand, swung the door open with the other, grabbed it and it slipped right off my finger tips. Fortunately, I'm not a doddering old fuck and stepped back and recovered immediately - but it was funny to see the dipshit doing what I just did.

[wnylib]

30. And 3,240,000 People in Puerto Rico are not garbage either

The US is not a shithole country.

Asylum seekers and migrants are not murderers and drug pushers.

The immigrants and asylum seekers that the US accepts into the country are not garbage. They do not eat people's pets either.

The Orange Nazi is "outraged" by distorted reporting of a comment from Biden while he is saying much worse at each and every rally. Adolf Drumpf is trying to turn attention away from the reports about his own trash mouth.

[PedroXimenez]

31. the handle was too big for his teeny hands

should have had this one

[Kid Berwyn]

32. First Fraud's never worked a day in his entire life.

Can barely walk, too. Call up the next in line, the couchfucker.

[GenThePerservering]

35. He looks like a drunk

and can't even keep his balance. I suspect his legs are too weak to stabilize him. People miss stuff all the time, but we don't say we're the finest physicial specimens ever in the history of the universe or whatever rubbish he spouts. Also his hand has the shakes.

[helpisontheway]

36. Deleted Nt

[orleans]

40. that's hysterical!

when biden said "the only garbage i see floating around out there are his supporters" trump climbed into a trump garbage truck in hopes of going off to find some new supporters! (although i suspect the dumbass yet appropriately named "trump" dumper never went anywhere)
https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/29/politics/video/biden-trump-supporters-garbage-white-house-digvid

[niyad]

41. Uhmmm, kit??? The orange creature did NOT "hop". .he had to be shoved in.

[NBachers]

42. I noticed that shit slug Steven Cheung sliming around in the background like this was some brilliant victory triumph.

[NJCher]

65. maybe he's pulling a LaCivita

billing scam and will collect $22 million for this and his other brilliant PR stunts.

[llmart]

43. I see he at least color coordinated.

The vest matches his ugly mug.

[Orrex]

44. If only he'd fallen and split his skull wide open right there.

[Figarosmom]

48. What was that leg sweep about?

I don't get the point of sitting in a garbage truck. I didn't get the point of the McDonalds stunt either. Why is his campaign staff having him do these stupid, childish srubts? And if trump calls America the garbage can of the world, whT does that make the people including his supporters?

I hope that truck is from a private company and not city owned. That would be a crime.

[valleyrogue]

49. Sounds like a Dukakis moment. n/t

[Blue Owl]

51. Doesn't the waste go in the back of the truck ?

[the_liberal_grandpa]

53. He just grabbed and pulled on a handle (that wasn't there)

[True Dough]

54. He's much more of a

door knob than a door handle!

[bullimiami]

55. Stupid orange man in an orange tent. 250 million are not garbage?

So the other 200 million are ??

[consider_this]

57. Yet another stupid stunt...

zero substance, all he's got is buffoonery. Well done, TSF - as in, you are well DONE!

[Jack Valentino]

58. A door handle is not a cheeseburger!

but yeah, he looks bad--- hand-motor coordination looks pitiful


Well-- if he was elected again, he would obviously have trouble hitting "the button",
so that's good.....



When will the NYT report that he can only open a car door on the third try ???

[EarlG]

59. Gif, anyone?

[William Gustafson]

62. OMG... he wore this vest into his rally...

He looks like a construction worker from the Village People... singing YMCA!!!

[StarryNite]

64. He shouldn't have gotten in the cab.

He should have gotten in the back of the truck with the rest of the trash.