Tucker Carlson claims that he was physically attacked and mauled by a spiritual demon at night

[kpete]

Tucker Carlson said that he was “physically mauled” by a demon a year and a half ago that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from “claw marks” in a clip posted by the “Christianities?” YouTube channel on Thursday.

HEERS: So it left physical marks?

CARLSON: Oh, they’re still there. Yeah, yeah, year and a half ago.

HEERS: Was your wife terrified? I know you were.

CARLSON: I wasn’t. I was totally confused, I woke up, and I couldn’t breathe, and I thought I was going to suffocate. And I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up. And they’re very light sleepers. And then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulder, and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom, and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. And they’re bleeding.

HEERS: Wait, they were bleeding?

CARLSON: They were bleeding, yeah — No, actual claw marks! And I sleep on my side, so I wasn’t clawing myself. I don’t have long nails and they didn’t fit my hands anyway. But yeah, that happened.

The former Fox News host said that after the attack, he was “seized with this very intense desire to read the Bible.” He said that reading and then beginning to reread it had been a “transformative experience.”

“Do you think God allowed the demon?” asked Heers.

“I have no idea what happened,” replied Carlson. “No one has to believe me, I don’t care, but that happened to me.”

https://www.mediaite.com/news/tucker-carlson-says-he-woke-up-bleeding-in-his-bed-after-demon-attack-that-left-claw-mark-scars/

[RandySF]

1. We know it can't be a man or woman.

Who would touch him?

[getagrip_already]

11. An incubus raped him.....

And he enjoyed it......

[WarGamer]

37. post of the day... fuck that, post of the month!!!

[B.See]

2. Prolly met him at the bottom of a bottle of Jack.

[Scrivener7]

3. They are all fucking nutcases. And this is nothing but pandering.

[dweller]

4. Demon sperm

IT BURNS !1!!



✌🏻

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Uh, Tucker, I think you're possessed by demons.

[Drum]

6. Uh huhhhh...

Did your wife buy that explanation for your scratches? Sounds like some rough trade. Bad boy.

[yardwork]

46. Sounds like a plausible explanation.

[wcmagumba]

7. A widdle bit cray cray me thinks...

[TwilightZone]

8. This dude looooooves attention, doesn't he?

[Ocelot II]

9. Can he turn his head all the way around and vomit pea soup?

[Jerry2144]

10. If by demon, he means a violent pristitute

Whom he didn’t properly pay, then this is plausible

[muriel_volestrangler]

12. Carlson would happily take America back to the Salem Witch trials

That's his kind of society - men in sole power, able to condemn people to death on bullshit charges, slavery ...

Talking of witch trials, there's a possibility the woman who was thought to be the last killed as a witch in England may have got off due to an administrative error:

Prof Mark Stoyle, a historian at the University of Southampton, believes a spelling error by a court official meant the accused woman was not hanged, but instead lived for several years.

Alice Molland was sentenced at Exeter Castle, Devon, in 1685 for "bewitching" three of her neighbours.
...
He added circumstantial evidence suggested Avis had been imprisoned at Exeter Castle at the same time as the trial for Alice was listed.

Avis died eight years after the supposed execution of Alice in 1693.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g2prk3v2eo

[Aristus]

13. That will get the Bible-fuckers screeching and waving their arms in the air.

Speaking in tongues optional...

[duncang]

14. The demon probably just mistook him for a buddy.

Or his spouse and liked the rough stuff.

[niyad]

18. Hey, tuckems, I checked with my opposite number in the demon league, and I

was told that none of them were being punished by having to interact with you. On the other hand, you have pissed off so many of the other realms, it would be almost impossible to tell if any of them, as opposed to, say, alcohol ("demon" rum?), or perhaps funny mushrooms, were involved.

And why would you not have said something at the time? Just think of the attention, adoration, and coin, you would have received.

[underpants]

18. Maybe his drunk ass feel across his ball tanner

[niyad]

18. Hey, tuckems, I checked with my opposite number in the demon league, and I

was told that none of them were being punished by having to interact with you. On the other hand, you have pissed off so many of the other realms, it would be almost impossible to tell if any of them, as opposed to, say, alcohol ("demon" rum?), or perhaps funny mushrooms, were involved.

And why would you not have said something at the time? Just think of the attention, adoration, and coin, you would have received.

[spanone]

23. Hey tuck, seek help. You're insane.

But first, FUCK OFF.

[royable]

24. This guy has some serious issues. I'll leave it at that. The mind boggles. n/t

[Solly Mack]

25. Now we know the real reason he was fired.

[Blue Owl]

27. Did he get a satanic spanking?

[Blue Owl]

28. Did he get a satanic spanking?

[Ping Tung]

29. Maybe it wasn't a demon but the Holy Spirit attempting to circumcise him.

[surfered]

30. He may have read the Bible, but apparently didn't comprehend any of it.

[Baitball Blogger]

31. Were the scratches across his back?

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And did he have bruises that looked like hickeys?

[malaise]

32. Insane doesn't quite describe Fucker

That is all

[hatrack]

33. What a steaming pile of Bronze Age woo bullshit . . .

Shut. The. Tuck. Up. Fucker.

[marble falls]

34. He walked into a full length mirror.

[milestogo]

35. Sounds like Rosemary's Baby.

[A HERETIC I AM]

36. When your relevance in the national media starts to wane...

just start making shit up.

The goofier and nuttier the better, and even more so if it is religiously or occultishly nutty.

There are plenty of gullible people in this country who will just eat that shit up.

[Conjuay]

38. Was this during his visit to Moscow? (Wink, Wink...)

Maybe you shouldn't wear BEAU ties,
it just drives them demons insane!

[Loryn]

39. His wife beat him senseless and/or hired the demon

Can you blame her?

[struggle4progress]

40. What does Tuckie think we should do? Burn him at the stake? Provide an ice-pick lobotomy

or maybe a course of electroshock therapy? Prescribe some designer psychotherapeutics? Tell him to take up hiking and smoking pot?

[mucholderthandirt]

41. Pictures or it didn't happen, Tucker.

He can claim whatever he wants, but without evidence, who cares? No witnesses, no evidence, just some weird claim about demons. Must have made Satan mad, the idiot. Now he's gotta pay!

[hunter]

42. That poor, poor demon. Imagine finding yourself in Tucker Carlson's bed...

[harumph]

43. He's just pandering.

They make up stupid stories for their pathetic followers. They're that cynical. Wonder when he 'cooked' that one up - possibly in a brainstorming session with Steve Bannon?

[EllieBC]

44. They have meds for delusions now.

Someone should tell him.

[dameatball]

45. Stop eating those old tv dinners right before bed time.