What should Donnie do with his new garbage truck?

[struggle4progress]

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	Fill it up with tourbillon watches, gold-painted sneakers, shares of Trump media, and Melania's memoir
	1 (20%)
	Start a new business hauling corpses from maternity wards to morgues in Texas
	0 (0%)
	Pack in chunks of dead whale so Bob feels comfortable campaigning from it
	1 (20%)
	Toss in a few roadkill sofas then offer rides to folk who sign Elon's petitions
	0 (0%)
	Use it as a golf cart to roll grandly across the Bedminster greens
	0 (0%)
	It could be a perfect repository for Project 2025 white papers!
	3 (60%)
	Stick a fry-station in the back and hand out free fries
	0 (0%)
	Park it on a floating garbage patch in the ocean
	0 (0%)
	Ask if Rudy G might like having it as a camper
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. So many great options it was hard to choose, ROFL!

[jmowreader]

2. Become a motivational speaker

"I am Donald Trump. I am a motivational speaker. I'm 78 years old, living on a steady diet of Big Macs and government cheese, I'm twice divorced, and I live in a garbage truck down by the river!"

[Sogo]

3. All of the above!

Very clever!!

[usonian]

4. Where's OTHER?

He's rehearsing for his last ride.
His greatest (OK, his only good) undertaking.

[Blue Owl]

5. Drive it off a cliff with his lemmings following behind him

[2naSalit]

6. Get in the back and stay there.

[Jack Valentino]

7. Someone said that it isn't a Trump garbage truck until he sets it on fire..... !

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. He should stuff it, of course. nt