I've often wondered if Trump could drop his pants at a rally and still keep most of his supporters

[RidinWithHarris]

And Christ-on-a-crutch, if he isn't edging awfully damn close to testing that proposition with simulated blow jobs.

[tanyev]

10. More and more looking like their plan is to push Donny over the finish line

and then quickly 25th him out for Vance.

[durablend]

2. He'd do that and take a dump on stage

The crowd would gasp for a moment then cheer

[Edwcraig]

3. He could because there would be nothing to see there.

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. I hope so. I have "Wiggle His Willy" on my bingo card.

I used to think that one was pretty far-fetched. Now, maybe not so much.

[durablend]

5. "BIGLIEST ONE EVER!!!!"

"HARRIS DOESN'T HAVE THAT!!!"

[GoCubsGo]

6. ...

Link to tweet

Somewhere @TuckerCarlson is going to “Oh My God! It was You!!”

[tanyev]

9. *snort*

[dalton99a]

11. +1

[Lonestarblue]

7. Trump could rape a woman on stage and his audience would cheer, especially if he also smacked her around.

Hs cult seems to have mostly depraved individuals with no sense of decency. Heaven knows what kind of equally depraved children they’re raising who will be the criminals of the future.

[Bettie]

15. And the media would talk about

his "alpha male moment" and wonder how the Democrats can win with such manliness on display. Half half what is wrong with our country.

[Fullduplexxx]

8. It would become a trend, all of his followers would start dropping theirs

[lark]

13. Ha, he's so repulsive, they'd scream and run away seeing him without a girdle & with his tiny little junk.

He'd never let anyone see him naked unless he was fucking them and probably not even then. He knows deep down, that he is totally hideous, inside and out.

[Midnight Writer]

14. I used to joke that Biden should drop trou during every speech so our media would cover him.

It seems the path to media attention these days is through shock and outrage.

A Democrat could outline an amazing public healthcare plan that would save consumers billions and it would get ignored in favor of Trump fellating a microphone or Marjorie claiming Democrats are controlling the weather.

Marketing teaches us that brand name recognition rather than reputation or quality of a product is the key to consumers' buying choices. Trump is a master of branding.

[MineralMan]

16. Most of them, except for the ones that died laughing at him.