Farron Balanced: Tucker Carlson Says He Was Mauled By A Demon In His Bed.

[TheBlackAdder]

Dude needs an intervention. Where's this family?

[Jit423]

1. Tucker needs to stop using the drugs.

Ketamine is not your friend.

[Retrograde]

2. Is he sure it wasn't the cat?

That's who I usually blame things on

[Sneederbunk]

3. That brain worm gets around.

[keithbvadu2]

4. God didn't send enough demons.

[Johonny]

5. Demons are attracted to tanned balls

It's a fact.

[dutch777]

6. Well, when you carry water and sleep with demons, sooner or later its gonna break bad. Would love to see the scars!

[JHB]

7. He's pandering to evangelicals and other religious goofs who believe this sort of thing

I don't think he really believes it, but he does want to draw in an audience that eats this stuff up.

[Dulcinea]

8. Oh Tuckums, we don't want to hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please stop sharing them with the world.

[Martin68]

9. Probably a prostitute he picked up on the way home.