GRU tries to smuggle exploding vibrators onto planes heading to US and Canada

[Dennis Donovan]

Open Source Intel
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WSJ: Western security officials believe Russia’s GRU intelligence agency tried to smuggle incendiary devices, disguised as electric massagers, onto planes headed to the U.S. and Canada. The devices ignited at DHL hubs in Germany and England, sparking arrests of four suspects in Poland. This plot is seen as part of a larger Russian sabotage effort targeting the West, leading U.S. and European agencies to increase air-cargo security.
11:40 AM · Nov 4, 2024

All kidding aside, was this a serious attempt to bring down a cargo plane around election day?

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[irisblue]

1. Welp...the weirdest thing I have read today right here. Exploding vibrators

[sdfernando]

9. Back in the day

you only had to worry about being electrocuted by one of those!

[SoFlaBro]

2. Fucking exploding rubber and plastic sex toys?!? Putin is a scumbag motherfucker.

[lame54]

3. Get ready for some new airport security rules

[SoFlaBro]

4. Orange Bastard already demonstrated that he knows what to do when faced with one.

[dweller]

6. Actually

When it blows up in his face …

Oh well



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[Baitball Blogger]

5. I hate it when that happens.

[Think. Again.]

7. Large cargo carriers don't check for explosive materials?

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. "Incendiary" is not necessarily explosive material

Lithium batteries catch fire; they could have designed things to do that on purpose. Like the pagers in Lebanon. There could be sealed bits of explosive to help things along, if they can be sealed so well they don't allow any volatile molecules off them for detectors.

[Sneederbunk]

8. Latest international threat: Dangerous Dildo.

Russian dildoes have always been suspect.

[maxrandb]

10. So, the whole pretending to masturbate and filate a microphone

was just a signal to Putin to send in the dildoes?

Isn't one burnt orange dildo from Moscow enough?

[RidinWithHarris]

11. Don't worry. They won't explode if you use your safe word n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

12. Russia already gave us the worst dildo ever

We're still waiting for it to explode.

[PCIntern]

13. Gee...reminds me of me....

Or at least that’s what the women have told me…

[C_U_L8R]

14. Exploding Russian dildos?

Apparently they have one running for President too.

[BamaRefugee]

15. Dammit. Now we have to take off our shoes at TSA checkpoint AND remove our butt plugs!

Nothing quite like a BP and some heavy mid-flight turbulence!

[NotASurfer]

16. I did not have that on my 2024 Bingo card

Maybe better luck with the December Hurricane space on G-11