Put your coffee down before reading this post

[bucolic_frolic]

Link to tweet

[GreenWave]

1. Good one!

[bif]

2. Good one!

[Unquiet Ash]

16. Satan's a good dude!

If you've watched Hazbin Hotel, Satan is actually kind of a bumbling, awkward-cringey dad who really just wants to do the right thing. He gets kinda angry when someone (ahem, ADAM) does mean things to his daughter, but he's really a good dude at heart. (At least that's what we've seen so far. Season 2 might change everything.)

We could also mention Tom Ellis as Lucifer in the TV show of that name because... look I'm straight as a board but DAMN SON. He fine. (And again, actually a goodhearted character, if often a selfish nitwit early on.)

(Sorry - I'm not very caffeinated yet this morning. These jokes may be unusually bad even for me.)

[jfz9580m]

18. Lol

That is an interesting take on Satan.. it sounds like a variation on the Ted Danson show “The Good Place”. That was a good show but too much toilet humor for me .

Bad jokes are the best kind! We can all make them .

[chouchou]

20. Oh Yeah. "Lucifer" was/is great fun. The stories and acting were 1st class!

[stage left]

37. You have good taste.

Tom Ellis is most definitely fine.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Your warning was absolutely necessary! Very witty! Thanks for posting :)

[bucolic_frolic]

6. Yvw

[EYESORE 9001]

5. Satan is merely a concept of a plan

for what he would unleash upon humanity if given the chance.

[COL Mustard]

7. And yet some of our fellow Americans

Consider Trump divinely inspired. I truly don’t understand it.

[Attilatheblond]

15. Twisted Theology

Somebody should write a song.

[Sequoia]

39. Maybe like Mick Jagger?

Such a cool song. And then there's a tricky Lucifer in the most excellent Russian novel, "The Master and Margarita", by Mikhail Bugakov.

[Joinfortmill]

8. Rofl

[niyad]

9. My cousin thanks you.

[IronLionZion]

10. Trump has killed more people than Satan

[jfz9580m]

21. Are you including the ones bored to death

During his 6 hour stump speeches ?

You are Indian correct IronLionZion? So am I !

Aren’t you looking forward to never having to see Vivek Ramaswamy or Kash Patel (or for that matter Usha Vance and Nikki Haley) again??

Though Haley will probably be around..But I have a real hope that this is the last we see at least of Vivek, Kash and Usha …

[IronLionZion]

22. We took leadership of UK, Ireland, Scotland, and today we're taking the USA

yes I'm Indian. Born in USA. I'm very much looking forward to Kamala Devi hosting masala dosa night at the white house.

[jfz9580m]

23. Pretty amazing yes :)

[Bluethroughu]

11. Hahaha, thanks for the morning crack up!

[hlthe2b]

12. Yup... That was LOL funny!

[sarge43]

13. Keeper

[Dem4life1234]

14. Ice T is a real one!

No lies told!

[TommieMommy]

17. OMG excellent 👍😁💙💙💙💙

[panfluteman]

19. Bwa-Ha-Ha! I Don't Drink Coffee!

[Prairie_Seagull]

24. My shirt thanks you.

LOL.

[dweller]

25. I'm still looking for

An Ice T on my Christmas tree ornament


✌🏻

[The Unmitigated Gall]

26. He's right on.

Donald Trump is a monster, and we’ll likely never know the horrible things he’s pulled off.

[dchill]

27. "It's lemonade. Read the sign."

[dchill]

28. You won't believe this, but I was actually drinking iced tea!

Not joking! No hyperbole!

[calimary]

34. Hot tea for me. But still works for toasting!

You just click the glass to the tea cup.

[dchill]

35. Toasting...and spit-takes!

[calimary]

36. Yes! You can aim those!

[ffr]

29. BURN!!!

[Cha]

30. Mahalo!⭐️ 🕯️🕊️💙🌊🌊🌊💙🇺🇸🌈

[berniesandersmittens]

31. Snort

[Hekate]

32. Bwahahaha

[markie]

33. priceless!!!

[mucholderthandirt]

38. Thanks for the warning! I laughed so hard, it's a good think I'm alone right now.

[Faux pas]

40. Mike drop