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newdayneeded

(2,493 posts) Tue Nov 5, 2024, 10:41 AM Nov 2024

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I'm guessing donny is only

an hour away from declaring victory.

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I'm guessing donny is only (Original Post) newdayneeded Nov 2024 OP

Big strong white men are coming up to him with tears in their eyes saying, Sky Jewels Nov 2024 #1

Some people are saying.... newdayneeded Nov 2024 #3

All I need is 8.2 million votes.... FSogol Nov 2024 #2

They're there ... He just needs to "find" them. Sky Jewels Nov 2024 #5

If they are under couches and fake name Vance comes in... GreenWave Nov 2024 #7

Or announcing that he plans on running again in 2028... kentuck Nov 2024 #4

Or a few days away from declaring for the 2028 race GreenWave Nov 2024 #6

He'll say HIS vote is decisive! lastlib Nov 2024 #8

Sky Jewels

(9,148 posts)

1. Big strong white men are coming up to him with tears in their eyes saying,

Reply to newdayneeded (Original post)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 10:44 AM

Nov 2024

"Sir, you have already won the greatest victory ever. Nobody has ever seen anything like this."

newdayneeded

(2,493 posts)

3. Some people are saying....

Reply to Sky Jewels (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 10:49 AM

Nov 2024

FSogol

(47,665 posts)

2. All I need is 8.2 million votes....

Reply to newdayneeded (Original post)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 10:47 AM

Nov 2024

Sky Jewels

(9,148 posts)

5. They're there ... He just needs to "find" them.

Reply to FSogol (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 10:52 AM

Nov 2024

Votes can be skittish and sometimes they hide under couches. You can often lure them out with a can of tuna.

GreenWave

(12,800 posts)

7. If they are under couches and fake name Vance comes in...

Reply to Sky Jewels (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 11:02 AM

Nov 2024

My eyes, doctor, my eyes...

kentuck

(115,622 posts)

4. Or announcing that he plans on running again in 2028...

Reply to newdayneeded (Original post)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 10:51 AM

Nov 2024

If they "cheat" him out of this election?

GreenWave

(12,800 posts)

6. Or a few days away from declaring for the 2028 race

Reply to newdayneeded (Original post)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 10:59 AM

Nov 2024

to slow down the wheels of justice once again.

lastlib

(28,607 posts)

8. He'll say HIS vote is decisive!

Reply to newdayneeded (Original post)

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 11:34 AM

Nov 2024

It was the BESTest vote EVAH! And it out-voted all 90 MILLION votes for KaMAla!

Effin' basturd!

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