Help me understand the reasoning behind Noem for Homeland Security

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	We can no longer ignore the homeland security threats posed by puppies
	0 (0%)
	Americans will understand that a person who will shoot her children's dog is prepared to shoot others
	8 (73%)
	Now that immigrants are killing our pets, we must reassert our right to kill our pets ourselves
	0 (0%)
	When she and RFK Jr end mandatory rabies vaccinations, you won't be accidentally magnetized by the mercury
	0 (0%)
	I really admire her work to secure the entire border between South Dakota and Quebec
	1 (9%)
	No one, who knows more than Donnie about homeland security issues, could possibly be considered
	0 (0%)
	It seems there's really no intelligent life down here
	0 (0%)
	Other
	2 (18%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[rso]

1. GeorgeG

Norm’s role will be to protect the Homeland from badly-behaved puppies.

[Mme. Defarge]

2. She will protect the right of "Real Americans"

to kill and dispose of people’s pets and not those illegal aliens.

[Solly Mack]

3. She fawns over him.

[hatrack]

4. To defend us from swarms of disobedient dogs and angry goats?

[Tribetime]

5. Drumph thinks shes hot nt