Press Secretary?

[EarthFirst]

Jason Miller?
Alex Jones?
David Duke?

At this point who the fuck knows…

[Walleye]

1. I'd say Sean Hannity, but he couldn't take the pay cut

[Jersey Devil]

2. Alina Habba

Not kidding

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/alina-habba-responds-to-trump-white-house-press-secretary-speculation/ar-AA1u01Jt?ocid=BingNewsSerp

[drray23]

3. Alina abba is being floated.

The lawyer who defended him in various lawsuits. Lost it all but who cares, these cases are now disappeared.

[IcyPeas]

4. Maybe her: Rein Lively? Dinner at Mar-a-Lago Is for Power Games

She looks the part. All these maralago women really look alike.

Since Election Night, Rein Lively has been at Mar-a-Lago as much as possible, lobbying for her dream job as the White House press secretary. The founder of an “anti-woke PR firm” who gained prominence in conservative circles after a viral incident in which she is alleged to have destroyed a mask display at a Target, Rein Lively has extended her stay in Palm Beach by five nights in order to be where the action is. She says she keeps running into Tulsi Gabbard, the once-Democratic congresswoman and former presidential candidate who is now advising the second Trump transition. “Me and Tulsi have this joke going,” she said, “because we’re like, ‘Hey, besty girl."

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[Ysabel]

19. My eyes! My eyes!

That is an awful pic!

[SheilaAnn]

5. How about that Doocy moron?

[Xavier Breath]

6. Bubba the Love Sponge?

Seems about the right vibe.

[crud]

7. The pillow guy

[brettdale]

8. Steve doochy

Gotta be a faux news guy.

[dalton99a]

9. Steven Cheung

probably

[Irish_Dem]

10. Someone with long blond hair extensions and big kidneys.

[TheProle]

11. The ghost of Goebbells.

[SocialDemocrat61]

16. Goebbels was a master propagandist

None of Trump’s people are that competent.

[AuntieKatie]

12. Melissa McCarthy

Please!!

[Silent Type]

13. Kelly Anne, a smooth liar.

[doc03]

14. Sean Hannity nt

[lamp_shade]

15. Margie 3-Names

[question everything]

17. Carlson Tucker. Or is it the other way around?

[Skittles]

18. the only qualification needed is TRUMP WHORE

yes indeed

[Maru Kitteh]

20. Marge.

[Solly Mack]

21. Karoline Leavitt. Current national campaign press secretary for Trump 2024.

[Solly Mack]

23. Called it.

[jimfields33]

22. I think it will be Kerry Lake from Arizona