Here's Why I Decided to Buy InfoWars

[DJ Porkchop]

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

"Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over."

[DJ Porkchop]

1. Self-delete

[niyad]

2. Snicker

[Blue Full Moon]

3. My Daughter in Law's mother is dead because them.

[Deminpenn]

4. The bankruptcy judge has scheduled a hearing next week to review the auction process

https://www.rockymounttelegram.com/features/entertainment/judge-in-alex-jones-bankruptcy-orders-hearing-over-infowars-sale-to-the-onion/article_8c28e2d3-339d-5496-8b33-04a9c2bf7f2d.html

But the judge in Jones’ bankruptcy case said Thursday that he had concerns about how the auction was conducted and ordered a hearing for next week after complaints by lawyers for Jones and a company affiliated with Jones that put in a $3.5 million bid.

There were only 2 bidders, The Onion/Sandy Hook families and a company tangentially associated with Infowars/Jones.