Andy Borowitz: It's tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been Attorney General

[Dennis Donovan]

The Borowitz Report
‪@borowitzreport.bsky.social‬
It’s tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been Attorney General
November 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM

It’s tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been Attorney General

— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2024-11-21T02:06:34.349Z

[Probatim]

1. I shouldn't have but fuck me, I laughed.

[Jarqui]

2. Rudy Giuliani is beside himself missing that appointment ....

Maybe his destiny is SCOTUS ...

[republianmushroom]

3. Epstein would of made chief of staff

[Johonny]

4. Hell, he could have been president

In this day and age

[AdamGG]

5. Not outwardly insane enough

to have a cult.

[AKwannabe]

6. That is toooooo effin hilarious!! nt

[calimary]

7. Ouch!!!