Mike Johnson is a dick.

[Swede]

— Nick Knudsen (@nickknudsenus.bsky.social) 2024-11-23T17:56:38.403Z

[TheBlackAdder]

1. The level of mendacity and cruelty he possesses is more akin to the Great Deceiver than Christ.

[jls4561]

2. Trump's little Johnson.

I don’t think I came up with the phrase, but I’m using it from now on.

[3auld6phart]

50. It s

Been awhile since I’ve heard that phrase. Most appropriate for that little sanctimonious perv.

[Maru Kitteh]

55. It was here . .

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219741401

[jls4561]

56. Thank you for properly giving credit to the original author of the phrase.

[Maru Kitteh]

57. Yes! I thought it was SO on point. That's a gift, being able to distill

a complex set of thoughts into simple perfection like that. Wish I could do that so well.

[jls4561]

58. Yes, I liked the varied ways in which that phrase could be interpreted.

[Biophilic]

3. Such a fine christian boy.

[Emile]

14. He lies, asks for forgiveness , then sins again. Typical

[colorado_ufo]

30. To paraphrase a Biblical passage:

"As a dog returns to his own vomit, so a man returns to his sins."

[zorbasd]

33. Oh, but that's the Evangelical fundamentalist

doctrine, didn't you know.

[Genevra]

4. Word!

The GOP hypocrisy is pathetic. They are completely shameless.

[multigraincracker]

5. That's an insult to dicks.

[TheBlackAdder]

20. Perhaps Trump and Johnson had it out in the men's room and found they had something in common.

[lastlib]

35. I regard him more as foreskin---

Not big enough to be a full dick.

[Just Jerome]

6. "Dick" is too nice.

He’s a christorepublican.

[liberalla]

7. He sure is!

He sure is - - - - a DICK!

[NameAlreadyTaken]

8. Hypocrisy Party

[turbinetree]

9. Lets really understand this dick Mike Johnson............and the NAR ( New Apostolic Reformation )

Mother Jones has a very good article in the DEC / Nov 2024 issue called God's Country and this dickhead Johnson belongs to NAR...............

Christian Nationalists Dream of Taking Over America. This Movement Is Actually Doing It.
The New Apostolic Reformation is “the greatest threat to US democracy you’ve never heard of.”
By Kiera Butler; Photography by Caroline Gutman
November+December 2024 Issue

[La Coliniere]

10. A little prick for sure

[SWBTATTReg]

32. A very little prick. I wonder how he even finds it when he's got to use the restroom.

[Karasu]

11. Well, yeah. He's a Republican in the year 2024. But he happens to be a hypocrite on top of being a dick...

...which makes it that much worse.

[Aussie105]

12. Mike looks at the room and tests the prevailing wind direction.

And thinks 'What is the right thing to say here?'

Contradicting what he said earlier in the day, week or years ago doesn't seem to be a problem for him.

Weak Mike, way too weak, even for a Republican!

[LoisB]

13. I often wonder if RepubliMags even recognize their hypocrisy.

[FoxNewsSucks]

25. They don't care. Their cult eats it up no matter what.

[LoisB]

34. True.

[Traildogbob]

15. Nothing more than

A TV Mega church pastor. Believes none of the Bible shit he spews, uses God to gain power and money.
As fake and greedy as Franklin Graham.
Plus, he is a Dunk!!!

[bucolic_frolic]

16. That pair should be hung around his neck wherever he goes

Mr. Johnson is a Mr. Johnson.

[surfered]

17. Move along...nothing to see here....definitely no grooming going on.

[Six117]

18. Thoroughly awful people.

Full stop.

[Evolve Dammit]

19. Slimy Mike. Go check out the porn sites with your son. JHC, you are no "man of God" as Jake Tapper exclaimed. n/t

[surfered]

21. You'll get no argument from me.

[kimbutgar]

22. Wouldn't it be something if he has some secrets that should exposed !

[Dave Bowman]

31. I'm sure he has a nice collection of skeletons in his closet.

[Paladin]

23. Outstanding reveal of the little putz. (nt)

[Abolishinist]

24. I'm sorry, but I must correct your heading.

Mike Johnson HAS a dick.

And as such, he is qualified to examine the genitals of those entering congressional restrooms.

[liberal N proud]

26. He is trumps little Johnson

[Wiz Imp]

27. His whole argument is bullshit

Nobody is calling for Congress to investigate private citizen Matt Gaetz. But congress has already investigated Congressman Matt Gaetz. All people want to see is the report on the investigation of a (then) sitting member of Congress which was already done.

[travelingthrulife]

47. It must be really bad to shock these horn dogs.

[FoxNewsSucks]

28. Couldn't agree more.

He's a real piece of shit.

I just wish I were free to call Nancy Mace the word she deserves, but for some reason that gets hidden.

Both words fit Johnson, Mace and the rest of the MAGAt hypocritical sadistic assholes in tRump's cult.

[madaboutharry]

29. I do hope President Biden decides to pardon Hunter.

[Grins]

36. Beautiful!!! Thanks. NM

[drmeow]

37. Mike Johnson

is a psychopathic, power hungry, sadistic, greedy shit stain. I hope he dies an agonizingly painful death.

[FoxNewsSucks]

39. He's not the only one deserving of that fate

[drmeow]

51. Agree! nt

[Trueblue Texan]

38. Got hypocrisy much? Nt

[dlk]

40. What was your first clue?

Johnson is a thoroughly despicable excuse for a human being. They don’t come much worse.

[C0RI0LANUS]

41. "Mendacity!"

[Figarosmom]

42. Gaetz is returning to the House

So that excuse no longer applies. And I wish Joe would just pardon Hunter to be done with it.

[Shermann]

44. Is he? nt

[Figarosmom]

45. Thats what he says.... nt

[Shermann]

46. "I'm still going to be in the fight, but it's going to be from a new perch. I do not intend to join the 119th Congress"

https://apnews.com/article/matt-gaetz-attorney-general-trump-congress-9718a3de53c1e3436a52a14a8e17775a

[Morbius]

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[Kid Berwyn]

48. Proud how US Press has made GOP hypocrisy clear to the public.

I kid.

[MarcoZandrini]

49. I wonder....

….whats on his computer.

[Cha]

52. Hey DickFace Johnson... Re Gaetz..

The People Need to Know.

[Tweedy]

53. I think perhaps folks should check back in

with former representative Madison Cawthorn.

Mr. Gaetz’ ethics’ difficulties strongly suggest Mr. Cawthorn’s stories about the GOP’s eyes wide shut like antics were not farfetched.

Speaker Johnson better watch out for his soul. He certainly is not pursuing the straight and narrow way.

[Blue_Tires]

54. Whatever happened to that adopted black son

who vanished off the face of the Earth??