Edit: What should Merrick Garland do when he is out of office?

[milestogo]

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[wryter2000]

1. Garden

Play solitaire

[Ocelot II]

2. Retire. He's 72, why wouldn't he?

[DFW]

50. I'm 72

Why should I?

[Ocelot II]

51. You apparently like your job.

By the time they're 72 a lot of people have had it. I retired at 62 when my employer transferred my job to Atlanta, a place I very much did not want to live in, and I've never regretted it.

[DFW]

68. I do.

Plus, I get to live pretty much wherever I want (with wife’s approval, of course).

[Sanity Claws]

3. Watch paint dry

He seems able to sit and do nothing, even if the world is falling apart around him.

[Peregrine Took]

4. Take up lacemaking. N/t

[JustAnotherGen]

5. He should take a really really

Long time to decide that. Like a really long time. He should think about how his decision might look.

[milestogo]

7. That's true.

No need to rush anything. Its not like justice is being delayed or anything like that.

[Tumbulu]

9. Thank you, I needed a good laugh

it is still so bleak ….

[Abolishinist]

66. Easy peasy, he's well-practiced at taking a really long time before making a decision, if ever.

[brush]

6. Go do you know what to himself. Seriously. He failed big time. He let trump get away with staging a coup...

and derelition of duty and his oath to defend the Constitution and to defend the nation.

We all saw it on TV.

[arthritisR_US]

8. Retire.

[LearnedHand]

10. Serve in the TSF White House

I mean, that seems fitting for his "service" to the United States people. I was thinking maybe regular guard for those bathroom classified documents?

[milestogo]

12. I think he would be more fitting as a doorstop.

[lees1975]

11. Issue an apology to the American people for failing to do his job and letting an insurrectionist get away with it.

Then pack up, sell his property and leave the country.

[ramedy]

13. Jump off a fucking bridge.

A traitor to democracy.

[BannonsLiver]

14. Open a bait and tackle shop

[LearnedHand]

15. Open a bait and switch shop

There. Fixed it for you.

[Blues Heron]

16. Maybe a little league umpire or something like that commensurate with his skill level

[NewHendoLib]

17. Nothing, just like he's done for years

[SamKnause]

18. Crawl in a whole and hide in shame.

He should take Mueller and Comey with him.

[Stinky The Clown]

19. G F H

Repeatedly and in a way that causes pain.

[Emile]

20. Trump will probably have him put in prison.

[milestogo]

21. Why?

He didn't do anything.

Literally.

[Emile]

36. To pretend he was innocent.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

69. If he does, I'll consider protesting.

[usonian]

22. And please tell me how we can tell the difference when he quits.

A. He should become a priest, so he can forgive even more sins and crimes.

B. Either that, or take a very long walk on a short pier.

and

C, What're the odds that Comrade Caligula keeps him on the job,

AS A REWARD?

[edhopper]

23. Join a Monestary

and spend the rest of his life seeking forgiveness.

[BlueTsunami2018]

24. Take a long walk off a short pier.

Useless bastard.

[lastlib]

26. (GMTA! seep #25) nt

[lastlib]

25. How about take a very, very, very LONNNNNnnnng walk.....

...off of a a very, very, very short pier overlooking a very, very, very deep part of the ocean?

IOW, disappear off the face of the earth? At the least, he could flee to Uzbekistan and fight extradition.....

[gordianot]

27. Pound sand on a pile of fire ants.

[republianmushroom]

28. Apologize to this nation for his ineptness and meekness. IMO

45 months and both.

[La Coliniere]

29. Retire to the

constipated parrot farm and contemplate how he singularly helped destroy our democracy because of his indecision, inaction and cowardice.

[Americanme]

30. Continue being useless.

[ALBliberal]

31. Pound sand

[NoMoreRepugs]

32. Bake cookies.

[bucolic_frolic]

33. Explain Washington to insiders

[LoisB]

34. Hide?

[Basso8vb]

35. Listen to John Cage's 4'33".....

On endless repeat.

[DinahMoeHum]

37. Fuck himself

[diehardblue]

38. Regret!!!!

[tenderfoot]

39. Enjoy his retirement and never have to answer for anything

eom

[City Lights]

40. He should spend the rest of his days thinking about how his decisions helped ruin this country. nt

[GreenWave]

41. Wait for Trump to fire him Day 1.

He serves at the leisure of Trump.

[SWBTATTReg]

42. I'll be nice: Have a nice f**king retirement, a**hole. Don't ever come around again. There's no way

you can ever redeem yourself. No way.

[oldmanlynn]

43. Apologize to the country

And go off into retirement never to be heard from again. He can join Comey in retirement in the same place hopefully on an island somewhere or a desert.

[Emile]

46. Apologies might give him peace, but it sure as hell don't

give me any.

[Bird Lady]

44. Leave the country

He is a feckless weak useless piece of nothing of any value. Till my dying day I will hope his remaining life will be one of misery and hopelessness. His absolute uselessness has brought this country to the horror we will be living in and his future should be just as desperate and hopeless as ours.

[RockRaven]

45. Up his own ass...

Oh, wait, he's already there -- and has been for the past four years.

[TheKentuckian]

47. When he gets done eating a whole bag of dicks?

Go to hell, I reckon.

[El-Capitan]

48. Before he goes, just one more time, I want to hear him say at a press conference ...

"No one is above the law."

He sounds so sincere when he speaks, like he believes his own bullshit.

[sop]

49. He'll write a book. Give speeches to the Federalist Society. Go on tv to justify his non-action. And Make money.

[milestogo]

58. "Holding a Prestigious Job with a big Salary without actually doing any Work"

by Merrick Garland.

[Traildogbob]

52. Put in His resume

To clean restrooms a Mardi Lardo. He earned THAT job.

[Hope22]

53. Absolutely re f-Ing tire!

Your work sir is done! Please do write a book so I can use it in the outhouse of my doomsday Camp for toilet paper. The End….

[SWBTATTReg]

59. Unfortunately you're probably right, they all seem to 'tell all' only in their books that they come out w/, after

their jobs or retirement etc.

Disgusting. Nothing like loyalty to the Country anymore but to their pensions and the books they'll write.

[onecaliberal]

54. He should be a toilet plunger.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

55. Harakiri

[Think. Again.]

61. 🏆

[tritsofme]

56. Hopefully stop living rent free in the heads of the people who are obsessed with him.

[Ponietz]

57. Podcast with Comey called "Deep Thoughts"

[milestogo]

65. ...

[thebigidea]

62. avoid ever running into Joe Biden socially so he doesn't get his ass kicked by an old man

[awesomerwb1]

63. Live in shame

[Sneederbunk]

64. Repent.

[MichMan]

67. Probably taking a distinguished law school professor job

[Bettie]

70. Probably give well-paid speeches to the

Federalist Society as he has done them some serious favors over the last few years, by ensuring that no one of consequence was prosecuted.

[mentalsolstice]

71. Oh I don't know, maybe put himself in a toaster.....

and then dive into a bowl of milk. Milquetoast.

[Celerity]

72. Hopefully he has pangs of remorse for the rest of his life, but I wager he instead will sleep like a baby.

[Skittles]

73. fuck right off, that's what I would advise

he'll probably keep covering for Trump

[JanMichael]

74. Hopefully something that does not have consequences if he is slow