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The dumbest member of the US Senate strikes again..... (Original Post) riversedge Dec 2024 OP
Tuberhead, that is LITERALLY YOUR JOB Geechie Dec 2024 #1
A veritable Louie Gohmert. Sneederbunk Dec 2024 #2
Very apropos- the "Louie Gohmert of the Senate". Prof. Toru Tanaka Dec 2024 #13
Gohmert enid602 Dec 2024 #28
Here ya go: no_hypocrisy Dec 2024 #3
Tommy Tubie-dubie,... magicarpet Dec 2024 #4
I saw your headline and thought it was about Martha Blackburn surfered Dec 2024 #5
Nope. Blackburn is an idiot, but she ... Whiskeytide Dec 2024 #11
When was the last time Tuber changed his jockstrap? LiberalFighter Dec 2024 #51
Ha! I called it ... "Dumbest person in the Senate" ... it HAD to be Tuberville! FakeNoose Dec 2024 #14
Ol' Tubs makes next 4 stupidest, Blackburn, Ron Johnson, Hyde-Smith, and Daines, look Einsteinian Celerity Dec 2024 #46
Box. Rocks. Stupid as a. House of Roberts Dec 2024 #6
Says the guy who voted against at least 15 of Biden's nominees. Wiz Imp Dec 2024 #7
Oh, he knows. ShazzieB Dec 2024 #35
Oh, I agree, he knows Wiz Imp Dec 2024 #38
I'm happy to take your word fot his stupidity! ShazzieB Dec 2024 #39
Just a little bit of evidence of Senator Tuberculosis stupidity: Wiz Imp Dec 2024 #40
OMG, I see what you mean! ShazzieB Dec 2024 #41
Aladamnbama must be proud to send their brightest Emile Dec 2024 #8
Sent this particular one from FLORDIA where he actually lives Attilatheblond Dec 2024 #19
The conditions are not Klondike Kat Dec 2024 #20
LOL 😅 Emile Dec 2024 #25
I knew from the headline before I clicked that you meant Tuberville. El-Capitan Dec 2024 #9
Not a good person RANDYWILDMAN Dec 2024 #10
Bammers know stupid when they see it. RussBLib Dec 2024 #24
Actually, Tuberville was a really good football coach. Jeebo Dec 2024 #53
"It's our job to cover for our criminal leader!" byronius Dec 2024 #12
I have noticed Ron Johnson has been particularly quiet lately Ray Bruns Dec 2024 #15
Solid bone from ear to ear. Evolve Dammit Dec 2024 #16
There's no dispute. Harker Dec 2024 #17
Oh I thought this was going to be about Ron Johnson... milestogo Dec 2024 #18
Sen. Tuberville, dumb and dumber, to dumbest. Jeez republianmushroom Dec 2024 #21
Tuberville + Dumb Redundancy Ping Tung Dec 2024 #22
This is how fascism takes hold Ohioboy Dec 2024 #23
He's either lying or he really, REALLY does not know how to do his job sakabatou Dec 2024 #26
But he was a great football coach, right? That's why he's in the Senate instead allegorical oracle Dec 2024 #48
If Advise and Consent is the Democrats job, then the Republicans in the Senate shouldn't get a vote. patphil Dec 2024 #27
We need a crowbar to pry his lips from Trump's ass! Initech Dec 2024 #29
Until he gets thing correct, Tubby Tommerville. GreenWave Dec 2024 #30
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 2024 #31
I thought Marsha Blackburn was the dumbest.....along with 220 in the House and 53 in the senate............. turbinetree Dec 2024 #32
He MAY be the dumdest WmChris Dec 2024 #33
The Stupid! It Burns! MrWowWow Dec 2024 #37
why did the idiot Sailingdiver Dec 2024 #34
A few more like Tuberville and the rethug Senate caucus will... brush Dec 2024 #36
Right. When I read the headline, I figured it was about Tuberville. But, isn't it sad and terrifying Wiz Imp Dec 2024 #44
omg Meowmee Dec 2024 #42
He's brain damaged. spanone Dec 2024 #43
Geez bdamomma Dec 2024 #45
I guessed right! Do I get a prize for knowing it's Tommy?? nt allegorical oracle Dec 2024 #47
GOP's Tuberville flunks yet another simple constitutional test LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2024 #49
Then why is it necessary for the Senate to approve any nominations? LiberalFighter Dec 2024 #50
I saw your post and I started debating in my mind: Cruz? Hawley? Scott? Dem4life1970 Dec 2024 #52
He makes Marsha Blackburn look like a Rhodes Scholar Stinky The Clown Dec 2024 #54

enid602

(9,684 posts)
28. Gohmert
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 03:46 PM
Dec 2024

I heard Louie added a ‘t’ to the end of his last name because ‘Gohmer’ just didn’t sound stupid enough,

magicarpet

(18,508 posts)
4. Tommy Tubie-dubie,...
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 01:25 PM
Dec 2024

Whatever the Monarch says goes.
Who are we to second guess the Monarch ?

Hail be the King.

Whiskeytide

(4,656 posts)
11. Nope. Blackburn is an idiot, but she ...
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 02:02 PM
Dec 2024

… couldn’t hold Tubby’s empty jock-strap in this contest.

Celerity

(54,404 posts)
46. Ol' Tubs makes next 4 stupidest, Blackburn, Ron Johnson, Hyde-Smith, and Daines, look Einsteinian
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 07:53 PM
Dec 2024

House of Roberts

(6,521 posts)
6. Box. Rocks. Stupid as a.
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 01:50 PM
Dec 2024

Makes Katie Britt look genius level by direct comparison, and she warn't bit by Solomon's dog either.
(Full disclosure: I am an Alabama resident. I'm stuck with both of them, thanks to the MAGAts here.)

Wiz Imp

(9,991 posts)
7. Says the guy who voted against at least 15 of Biden's nominees.
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 01:53 PM
Dec 2024

So why wasn't Biden's vetting of his nominees along with extensive FBI background checks on every single one of them, not sufficient for dumbass Tuberville? Obviously a rhetorical question given the asshole doesn't appear to know that vetting cabinet nominees is explicitly part of a Senator's job as laid out in the Constitution (advise and consent).

https://ballotpedia.org/How_senators_voted_on_Biden_Cabinet_nominees,_2021

ShazzieB

(22,582 posts)
35. Oh, he knows.
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 04:16 PM
Dec 2024

He knows perfectly well what "advise and consent" means, and he knows he's applying a double standard to Trump and Biden. He just doesn't care.

There are people in this world who are perfectly comfortable telling great big whoppers with a perfectly straight face, and a frightening number of them are (Republican) politicians. Tuberville is obviously one of them.

BTW, my autocorrect seems to have a quirky sense of humor. It just tried to change Tuberville to Tuberculosis, and I had to stop typing for a moment, until I stopped laughing!

Wiz Imp

(9,991 posts)
38. Oh, I agree, he knows
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 05:04 PM
Dec 2024

But I also believe he truly is one of the dumbest, if not THE dumbest, people in Congress. There are things he should know in his position that I don't think he does know because he just doesn't care to learn his job.

I like your autocorrect's sense of humor! It made me laugh too. I think I may start calling him Senator Tuberculosis!

ShazzieB

(22,582 posts)
39. I'm happy to take your word fot his stupidity!
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 05:37 PM
Dec 2024

I haven't followed him closely, but every time I read a report on something he's said, it sure sounds stupid.

I like the idea of calling him Senator Tuberculosis! It's very fitting for him.

Wiz Imp

(9,991 posts)
40. Just a little bit of evidence of Senator Tuberculosis stupidity:
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 07:33 PM
Dec 2024

“I do not believe that Tommy Tuberville is a racist at all,” says one plugged-in Alabama Republican. “I really believe that maybe he doesn’t have an understanding of the English language.”

Shortly after taking his Senate seat, Tuberville said the three branches of government were “the House, the Senate, and the executive” (per the U.S. Constitution, they’re the executive, legislative, and judicial branches). In that same interview, Tuberville claimed that World War II had been fought “to free Europe of socialism” (it was fascism; the communists were U.S. allies back then).

Tuberville said Al Gore was president-elect for 30 days before the Supreme Court ruled George W. Bush won the election (that’s not how it happened).

In early 2022, as Russia began its invasion of Ukraine, Tuberville claimed that Vladimir Putin had done so because Russia is “a communist country, so he can’t feed his people, so they need more farmland.” Russia hasn’t been communist since the collapse of the USSR in 1991, back before Tuberville ever became a head football coach.

Another time, Tuberville said Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is a “dictator” while Vladimir Putin only “wants to make sure he doesn’t have United States weapons in Ukraine pointing at Moscow.” “He doesn’t want Ukraine. He doesn’t want Europe. Hell, he’s got enough land of his own.” said Tuberville. “He just wants to make sure he doesn’t have United States weapons in Ukraine pointing at Moscow.”

Some of these could theoretically be chalked up as him lying for political expediency, but there is every evidence that he truly doesn't understand history or how US Government works.

ShazzieB

(22,582 posts)
41. OMG, I see what you mean!
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 07:39 PM
Dec 2024

Some of those sound familiar (like the one about the 3 branches of government ), but others are not. That's definitely some crashing stupidity there!

Attilatheblond

(8,876 posts)
19. Sent this particular one from FLORDIA where he actually lives
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 02:56 PM
Dec 2024

Is he so dumb he doesn't know what state his home is in or are AL voters that slow?

Jeebo

(2,560 posts)
53. Actually, Tuberville was a really good football coach.
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 09:35 PM
Dec 2024

He beat Alabama six straight years. His 2004 Auburn team went 13-0 and finished No. 2 in the national polls, with a strong claim to the national championship, although Southern Cal officially won that honor.

I wish Tuberville had stayed in coaching and never entered politics. Even though I am a Crimson Tide fan, football is just a game and politics is important. And I think Nick Saban would have been able to handle Tuberville pretty well, anyway. At least as well as he handled the Auburn coaches who came after Tuberville.

But I suppose if it hadn't been Tuberville in the Senate, it would've been somebody else just as ridiculous. We're talking about Alabama.

— Ron

byronius

(7,973 posts)
12. "It's our job to cover for our criminal leader!"
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 02:22 PM
Dec 2024

Same as it ever was.

There’s a Republican gene for large scale criminal behavior — it’s just their way. Criminal leaders, criminal behavior, criminal outrage at being caught. All while pretending to be the most patriotic Americans.

Ugly, stupid and dangerous.

milestogo

(23,073 posts)
18. Oh I thought this was going to be about Ron Johnson...
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 02:55 PM
Dec 2024

He's a Russia lover and very stupid.

republianmushroom

(22,323 posts)
21. Sen. Tuberville, dumb and dumber, to dumbest. Jeez
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 03:15 PM
Dec 2024

Tuberville says a lot about the republican party.

allegorical oracle

(6,479 posts)
48. But he was a great football coach, right? That's why he's in the Senate instead
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 08:00 PM
Dec 2024

of going to the pros.

patphil

(9,065 posts)
27. If Advise and Consent is the Democrats job, then the Republicans in the Senate shouldn't get a vote.
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 03:45 PM
Dec 2024

He's such a boot-licking coward. He's afraid of what Trump will say about him if he says anything bad about the people Trump nominated for positions in his government.
So, he is willing to vote for all these horrible people out of fear of Trump's retribution.
Besides, Cash Patel might add Senator Tuberville to his enemies list if he dares object to a nominee.

Initech

(108,772 posts)
29. We need a crowbar to pry his lips from Trump's ass!
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 03:48 PM
Dec 2024

Wow, that is some next level ass kissing there! And I'm sure that Fuckface has a lot of space ready for it.

Response to riversedge (Original post)

turbinetree

(27,545 posts)
32. I thought Marsha Blackburn was the dumbest.....along with 220 in the House and 53 in the senate.............
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 04:06 PM
Dec 2024

and 6 in the supreme court .....and the 49.9% that voted for this future shit show continuation....and then to think they get taxpayer funded pay checks to attack the "we the people" in this country ..................but I guessed wrong............

WmChris

(740 posts)
33. He MAY be the dumdest
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 04:12 PM
Dec 2024

While he might be the dumbest he's got a lot of competition in the GQP.

 

brush

(61,033 posts)
36. A few more like Tuberville and the rethug Senate caucus will...
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 04:27 PM
Dec 2024

a full-on kakistocracy, =government by stupid, incompetent and least qualified.

Wiz Imp

(9,991 posts)
44. Right. When I read the headline, I figured it was about Tuberville. But, isn't it sad and terrifying
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 07:43 PM
Dec 2024

that other people read the headline and thought it was about other Republican Senators (like Blackburn & Johnson) who could credibly be considered for that title as well?

LetMyPeopleVote

(179,822 posts)
49. GOP's Tuberville flunks yet another simple constitutional test
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 08:18 PM
Dec 2024

When I say that Alabama’s senior senator is confused about the basics of his own constitutional responsibilities, I’m being quite literal.

Tommy Tuberville keeps facing Civics 101 constitutional tests. He also keeps flunking them.

The senator who once flubbed the three branches of the government now doesn't understand the Senate's advice-and-consent authority at the most basic level. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2024-12-06T15:46:52.460Z

Tommy Tuberville keeps facing Civics 101 constitutional tests. He also keeps flunking them.

The senator who once flubbed the three branches of the government now doesn't understand the Senate's advice-and-consent authority at the most basic level.



https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/gops-tuberville-flunks-yet-another-simple-constitutional-test-rcna183161

Now that the football coach–turned–politician has several years of experience on Capitol Hill under his belt, is there any chance he’s better familiarized himself with the basics of constitutional law? Evidently not. The New Republic noted:

Tuberville told reporters from CNN Wednesday that the Senate didn’t need to complete the vetting processes for Cabinet confirmations because Trump already did such a great job of that ... Tuberville went so far as to suggest that Democrats who were merely doing their research were actually attacking nominees.


There’s been plenty of bizarre rhetoric from GOP lawmakers over the last month about Donald Trump, his personnel announcements and Congress’ responsibilities. Indeed, Tuberville himself has made head-spinning comments in recent weeks, suggesting that the president-elect and Vice President-elect JD Vance will soon be “running the Senate” — that’s not how separation of powers works in the United States — and claiming that it’s not up to senators to “determine” whether Trump’s Cabinet nominees have merit.

But he keeps making matters worse.

In this latest instance, the Alabaman began by telling CNN’s Manu Raju he disapproved of Republican senators who presume to be “a better vetter and picker of people than Donald Trump.” This was an odd thing to say, given that Trump has already effectively admitted that he and his team are not, at least in some instances, bothering to vet personnel for key positions at all......

Now that the football coach–turned–politician has several years of experience on Capitol Hill under his belt, is there any chance he’s better familiarized himself with the basics of constitutional law? Evidently not. The New Republic noted:

Tuberville told reporters from CNN Wednesday that the Senate didn’t need to complete the vetting processes for Cabinet confirmations because Trump already did such a great job of that ... Tuberville went so far as to suggest that Democrats who were merely doing their research were actually attacking nominees.

There’s been plenty of bizarre rhetoric from GOP lawmakers over the last month about Donald Trump, his personnel announcements and Congress’ responsibilities. Indeed, Tuberville himself has made head-spinning comments in recent weeks, suggesting that the president-elect and Vice President-elect JD Vance will soon be “running the Senate” — that’s not how separation of powers works in the United States — and claiming that it’s not up to senators to “determine” whether Trump’s Cabinet nominees have merit.

But he keeps making matters worse.

In this latest instance, the Alabaman began by telling CNN’s Manu Raju he disapproved of Republican senators who presume to be “a better vetter and picker of people than Donald Trump.” This was an odd thing to say, given that Trump has already effectively admitted that he and his team are not, at least in some instances, bothering to vet personnel for key positions at all.

Dem4life1970

(1,056 posts)
52. I saw your post and I started debating in my mind: Cruz? Hawley? Scott?
Fri Dec 6, 2024, 08:45 PM
Dec 2024

Oh! Tuberville! You are right! But it was very close (in my mind ).

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