The Borowitz Report: Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist

[Dennis Donovan]

The Borowitz Report
‪@borowitzreport.bsky.social‬
Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist

December 7, 2024 at 3:10 PM

Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist

— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2024-12-07T20:10:48.286Z

[Irish_Dem]

1. Cathedral desecrated by the evil one.

[BattleRow]

2. Wonder if this corresponds to Virgin Marys third secret of Fatima?

[Irish_Dem]

3. The nuns told us the third secret was too terrible to reveal.

Yes Putin/Trump gaining total world power is too terrible to contemplate.

[BattleRow]

13. Yes,they were mum for sure!

Oddly enough,however,Edgar Cayce predicted Russia would be the hope of the world..so God only knows and apparently is not telling.

[Irish_Dem]

16. I thought the Fatima secrets were about a terrible war with Russia.

That is one thing the nuns hinted at.

So in a way the Fatima secrets are coming true.

[erronis]

4. Looks like his lower lips migrated to under his chin.

Not to be crude, but what are those things?

[Harker]

5. The turkey's wattle. n/t

[BattleRow]

14. And that turkey waddles,too!

[Harker]

15. Yes, he's a wattled, waddling toddler. n/t

[skamaria]

7. Labias!

[Evolve Dammit]

6. And why wasn't the current actual President asked to attend instead of Orange Anus?

[NotHardly]

8. It's called currying favor .. you know, a hand job

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Our First Lady is there. nt

[kerry-is-my-prez]

10. Biden was invited, he sent Jill.

Kind of signifying that the event wasn’t important enough to have the actual President appearing at it.

[Paladin]

12. I'm glad Biden stayed home. (nt)

[MayReasonRule]

11. Each Has Demonstrated Their 'Moral' Proclivities

May they each reap the whirlwind of their own ‘reward’.

[Vinca]

17. I was worried the place would burst into flames again.