****Breaking**** Bashar Assad in Moscow

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Per BBC

[bronxiteforever]

1. Just in time to hand over a large portion

of their looted booty to Putin in return for a windowless apartment.

[Bettie]

2. Or a cabinet appointment in the US

in the coming year. (Joking....mostly)

[PCIntern]

3. Great minds think alike...

Head of Bureau of Prisons or Head of Civil Rights Division of the DOJ

[bronxiteforever]

7. Good joke and nothing would surprise me!

[comradebillyboy]

4. Tulsi Gabbard is broken hearted.

Maybe she can fly to Moscow to console her boys, Vlad and Bashir.

[LeftInTX]

5. I thought he was killed.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

6. There were unconfirmed reports that the plane he was allegedly on

did a rapid descent and then disappeared off radar.
Seems those reports were wrong.

[WarGamer]

9. unconfirmed or bullshit clickbait reporting?

The latter is common nowadays.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

10. The latter I suspect. nt

[milestogo]

8. Did he fall out of a window?