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PCIntern

(25,544 posts)
Sat Jan 21, 2012, 06:44 PM Jan 2012

Lemme get this straight about Mitt Romney:

He has five sons, none of whom saw fit to serve in the military at a time of "extreme danger" as posited by "President" Bush.

He has money in the Cayman Islands, the only reason for which is to avoid/evade the payment of taxes to the United States Government, states, or localities.

He has a familial history of living in Mexico and no one has seen the long form of his birth certificate.

He was for fill-in-the-blank before he was against it on approximately 150 topics ranging from abortion to taxation to universal health care.

He strapped his animal on the top of his car and drove.

He is ashamed of his wealth unlike anyone who has ever run for public office in my lifetime.

And, in this alternate universe, this Bizarro world, he is running for President as a REPUBLICAN, and has been deemed the man to beat by the media.

Hell has frozen over and there go the monkeys outta my butt....

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Lemme get this straight about Mitt Romney: (Original Post) PCIntern Jan 2012 OP
there are creams for your butt ... zbdent Jan 2012 #1
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