Where in the world is JD Vance?

[Luz]

He has been suspiciously absent since the election. I suspect he has been handsomely paid for his pre-election rabble rousing and then sent out to pasture. He's not needed anymore?

[Wuddles440]

1. You must have missed him...

because he was at the NYSE yesterday with Mad King Donnie.

[Mike 03]

4. Yes, yes, but where was he for the month before that?

He was just voted in to be our next VP and he vanished.

[Skittles]

2. WORKING ON PROJECT 2025

which is exactly what he was picked to do

[Mike 03]

3. I've privately wondered whether he could have gone to drug rehab.

I have no knowledge beyond what anybody else here does. It's just a suspicion.

[Irish_Dem]

9. Vance is said to be good buddies with DonJr.

And we know DonJr is a big cokehead.

I have had the same thoughts about Vance and possible addictions.
Would explain some of the weird and creepy word salad he spouts.

The thing is I don't think he would go into rehab unless his billionaire minders forced him.

[Nigrum Cattus]

5. You have to be kidding

He is coalescing the 2025 program for a giant tsunami of legislative
manure from day one, guaranteed. Remember they love to flood the zone.
This can only be mitigated by a few constitutional repubs, if their are any.

[surfered]

6. He's busy detailing Elon's car.

[Blue_Tires]

7. He had to hide his wife and mixed-race kids

Because Donnie doesn't know if they're white or Indian and deserve to be deported

[keithbvadu2]

12. Maybe out shopping for a proper white wife.

He had to apologize to his white supremacists because his wife is not white.

And as he calls them; 'her' children.

[keithbvadu2]

13. Probably out looking for a proper white wife.

He had to apologize to his white supremacists because his wife is not white.

And as he calls them; 'her' children.

[Celerity]

14. I doubt even Trumpy is stupid enough to think she is white.

[Blue_Tires]

16. Well, he spent two months telling the world that Harris wasn't black

🙄

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

8. Plotting Trump's demise and his accession.

Try the Willard Hotel.

[Tarzanrock]

10. Somebody in the Fourth Reich has to plan ...

... Herr Himmler-Miller's concentration camps. Der Fuhrer is busy fixing Daylight Savings time.

[Blue Owl]

11. He's busy prepping to become tRump's "Igor"

[Demovictory9]

15. He invited daniel-perry to football game..

[allegorical oracle]

17. He and der meister are on a date --to the Army-Navy game. nt