GOP Dipshit says Donnie Dipshit should have his own "elite" protective service like Navy SEALs and Army Rangers"

[maxrandb]

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-assassination-2670482166/

"I tell him, ‘You should be so careful,’ and I believe, at this point, he should have his own elite group,” Van Drew said. “Whether it’s the Navy SEALs, Army Rangers whoever else – along with the Secret Service just to protect him – the bowels of Hell are going to be opened up against him.”

Here's my idea. There is already a security force built just for him.

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[Blue_Tires]

1. Donnie's a billionaire, let him hire his own private army then

[electric_blue68]

21. There, I fixed it for you...

"Donnie's a billionaire, let him hire his own private army Palace Guard then"

Gah! 🤬

[Blue_Tires]

2. I don't want anyone pretending to be fucking shocked

When it comes out years from now that his "assassination attempt" was 100 percent staged 😐

[rampartd]

6. absolutely 100% i'll nrver believe anything else

here is celebrity apprentice penn gillette demonstrating the stunt.

they do manage to pull it off without anyone being killed.

trump substitutes a wwe style blood pack for the bullet.

[onecaliberal]

26. It was. 💯

[ck4829]

3. So... Praetorian Guard

[Think. Again.]

9. yup.

[haele]

15. So, his Presidential Secret Service detail isn't enough?

He already has at least 20 to 30 armed agents around him and his locations as President - including sweepers and snipers (and probably drone operators), comms specialists, armored vehicles...
He basically travels with an Urban Assault platoon comprised of Secret Service dedicated to his safety.

What does he need another Army for?

Haele

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Members of Caligula's Praetorian Guard participated in his assassination.

Just sayin'.

[WarGamer]

24. The majority of Roman emperors were removed by them, lol...

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

25. And the Ottoman Sultan was overthrown by the Janissaries several times.

Which was that empire's equivalent.

[brush]

27. The Secret Service made sure they killed that shooter so he couldn't spill the beans.

[Gore1FL]

4. He should have Hitler's generals guarding him, like Claus von Stauffenberg, and Erwin Rommel. nt

[RobertDevereaux]

13. Brilliant idea. And maybe . . .

. . . The Boys from Brazil can clone Claus von Stauffenberg and surround Drumpfff with a few dozen of those clones.

[Johonny]

5. The president does have a secret service already

I mean, it was created already.

[RainCaster]

7. Use Russia- they protected Igor Kirillov so well

Donny deserves the same fine treatment.

[SheltieLover]

30. Stuff slobby into one of those old ruskie-engineered tanks build im 1945...

[Think. Again.]

10. Just stand close to high windows alot, you'll be fine.

[SheltieLover]

31. And drink lots of tea...

[lame54]

11. They'll soon be out of shape from...

Tasting all those hamberders

[sop]

12. This is not a joke, it will happen when Hegseth is confirmed.

Trump will also get that military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue he's been jonesing for, complete with heavy tanks, truck-mounted missile launchers, goose-stepping troops and a fighter jet flyover. Before it's all over Trump will be wearing one of those ridiculous banana republic generalissimo uniforms, with gold braid-fringed oversized shoulder epaulettes and a chest-full of phony medals.

[Doc_Technical]

20. We need to find out

who Libyan Col. Gaddafi's tailor is.

[Red Mountain]

14. Reasonably strong entry into the biggest Trump

ass kisser contest.

There's no prize, of course.

[DENVERPOPS]

16. DeSantis already

did that down in Florida......He added a hundred or so, as his private police dept....

[drmeow]

17. He'd probably want

them all to be women like Gaddafi.

Oops - did I just suggest that Trump wants to be like Gaddafi? Silly me - Gaddafi was too brown for Donny boy. Orban is more his wannabe type

[Timeflyer]

19. The emperor needs his own praetorian guard, loyal to him and not the Constitution.

But--they'd be so close to him, and if they decided he needed taking out, and they had one of their own slavering to take power...
Worked great for the Roman emperors. Who needs peaceful transitions of power anyway?

[Swede]

22. Maybe they can call them the Protection Squads or as the Nazis called them Shutz Staffel ie the SS.

[mysuzuki2]

23. Like Hitlers Sturmabteilung?

Warum niche…

[onecaliberal]

28. It's called the secret service. He means someone who will not care about or be subject to the law.

[magicarpet]

29. The MAGA Gestapo Goon Squad,...

.... you won't get much more loyal than that. After they all receive their pardons for J-6 - they will be ready to protect dear Fuhrer.

[sinkingfeeling]

32. I thought the Proud Boys were standing by.

[surfered]

33. I'm ok with a Praetorian Guard.