The most deranged, psychotic inaugural address ever ...

[Tarzanrock]

... coming at you, America. You can't even begin to imagine what an insane, deranged, psychotic rant will be forthcoming when that convicted felon/rapist gets his motor up and running during his inaugural address. You can take it to the bank that the Turd is already totally pissed off that his little celebratory parade had to be canceled.

[Klarkashton]

1. I for one won't be a party to it. Fuck that lousy criminal

Dirty piece of shit.

[albacore]

2. I'm counting on some brave DUers to watch and give us the low-lights.

Somebody has to jump on the grenade. My Gunny told me to let somebody else be the hero.

[Silent Type]

4. No joke. Was just thinking I might find a feed for MLK celebrations and watch that all day.

[Silent Type]

3. No joke. I keep having this pipe dream he'll have a Dicken's Scrooge moment and wake up tomorrow

devoting his life to making Jimmy Carter’s Habitant for Humanity the largest organization in the world, and trump won’t even take a cut.

Back to reality.

[Jack Valentino]

7. I have had the thought, that Trump might try to thwart us by suddenly becoming 'presidential',

and "saving TikTok" would be a big move in that direction among the younger set---


but he has never had any 'message discipline' except for his LIES about 2020.

(I had the same thought after 2016, with the vain hope that he might
'grow into the office'----- HAHAHAHAHAHA)

"A leopard cannot change his spots", and
"a pig with lipstick is still a pig" or however that one goes....

Even if he were to make a serious attempt at such,
it could never last beyond the first six months...
(likely not beyond the first six weeks)
((more likely not beyond the first six days))


Says he plans to visit Los Angeles this week, because of the fires---

Taking bets about whether he can restrain himself from saying that
they are somehow to blame--- or that they just aren't very good people,
in some respect....or that "illegal immigrants set these fires"
(or did he say that already? I have been out of touch)

[Silent Type]

8. The reality will be ugly for many, sadly.

[Jack Valentino]

9. No doubt--- and true for the vast majority, if he invokes the tariffs he has advocated

I was checking my food labels lately---

turns out those servings of peaches,
which I have recently become very fond of, from Dollar General,

are a product from Canada ! ----

go figure

(of course higher food prices are the least ugly of possible circumstances--
but probably the most far-reaching)

[Silent Type]

13. trumpsters will just say peaches should be grown here. Not sure who will pick them, but that's the dumb plan.

[CentralMass]

19. If the Mango Malefactor "saves tik- tok", it wont be a magnanimous presidential act. It will be for his ill gotten gain.

[Jack Valentino]

5. 'The abomination of desolation'

"recrudescence"--- something horrible which comes again, after a reprieve (17th century usage--- AND 21st century!)

(from DU post 'Word of the day' to which I don't have the link now)

[Martin Eden]

6. He needs to top his "American Carnage" speech of 2021.

Not that I have any intention of paying attention, though I'm sure I'll hear about it later.

[LastDemocratInSC]

10. We should start a pool on how minutes into his speech until

the crowd starts cheering about Brawndo.

[Lifeafter70]

16. Damn you made me choke on my wine

Thanks for the laugh. Put me down for the 5 minute mark.

[Tarzanrock]

11. I think that the Turd will play the God card ...

... and someplace within his incoherent rant he will babble about how he spoke with God or God talks to him or God telephoned him at Mar-a-Lago or some angel visited him with a message from God informing him that he was/is God's President and that God voted for him and that his electoral victory was purposeful to do God's will ...

[dalton99a]

12. The piece of shit belongs in solitary confinement, not the White House

[PortTack]

14. Don't want to know..not even a bit. Will not open any post about it. Yup he's a loon

[Captain Zero]

15. I hope the Bible catches on fire

But as soon as he takes the oath,

He is a lame duck.

[Aussie105]

17. It will be a moment in history, and a speech so deranged . . .

that the event will go down in the history books as a turning point in the collective sanity of America.

[B.See]

18. day of mourning

[Tarzanrock]

20. It will be a real hoot ...

... to hear the tyrannical vision of that criminal's rant to his Republican Nazi MAGATS as he outlines the world's Fourth Reich. Fascists and Oligarchs and racists will applaud while the world will be aghast in horror.