"He just ordered the government to call you Bruce." Olivia Julianna wins tonite's quote of the year

[jmbar2]

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

1. And there's lunch for another leopard.

[Dave Bowman]

2. Talk about being clueless.

[tulipsandroses]

3. Have they studied CTE in tennis players? Did Caitlyn get hit in the head too many times?

Money will not save you! Unless you have billion dollar status.

[spooky3]

5. Caitlyn was an Olympian (decathlon) - don't know if she ever played tennis. nt

[tulipsandroses]

13. Thanks for the correction

Must have fallen and hit her head too many times then.

[spooky3]

14. ha! or gotten struck by a javelin nt

[SouthBayDem]

19. She played football in high school and college

From what I understand of her life, her political positions are primarily based on keeping her taxes low.

[Wiz Imp]

6. She honestly has to be one of the worst people in the world.

A self hating bigot to be sure.

[SouthBayDem]

18. As long as her taxes are cut, A-OK!

Jenner made her money owning an aircraft supply company (I'm not joking) and giving motivational speeches between her Olympic and reality TV phases.

Wikipedia says Jenner "describes herself as socially liberal and fiscally conservative". From personal experience, those types of people emphasize the "conservative" more and end up voting Republican.

[tonekat]

27. Looks like she bought the plane

Known informally as the "doctor killer", the V-Tail Bonanza.

I'll just leave it at that.

[Bristlecone]

4. She's an asshole. Period.

[oasis]

7. "Be careful what you wish for"

[Mosby]

8. Thanks be to God! - what does that even mean?

I've never heard that construction.

She needs help.

[harumph]

11. It's said in Roman Catholic churches as a responsorial to "The word of the lord..."

Might be said in Anglican as well...don't know.

[mwooldri]

15. It is. In Lutheran churches too.

[Autumn]

9. Congratulations. Shall I call you "Bruce" since that's what you voted for?

[dchill]

10. Special dispensation for friends of Trump.

[FakeNoose]

12. Somebody should tell "Bruce" that God had nothing to do with Chump's winning

[czarjak]

16. Stand strong Cait!

Those compassionate conservatives republicans will see the light soon.

[Joinfortmill]

17. No words.

[ShazzieB]

20. HAHAHAHAHA!

[Duncan Grant]

21. Say it with me, "Quisling" collaborator.

It won’t end well, darling.

[eppur_se_muova]

22. Which restroom ya gonna use now ? Try not to get arrested for choosing wrong. nt

[jmbar2]

23. Never even thought of that one...

Was she at the inauguration? Where were Nancy Mace's bathroom patrols?

[travelingthrulife]

24. Perfect!

But Caitlyn seems to be immune to logic.

[AKwannabe]

25. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Good one!

[IbogaProject]

26. I'm guessing Cocaine use

Looking at Jenner's life choices all point to cocaine and alcohol abuse, which can cause severe brain damage. And maybe just a selfish person to start with.