Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Skin-dye accident? Hair-grass catastrophe?

[malaise]

1. Choked on his own

hate speech?

Rec

[bdamomma]

2. a stroke???

poor diet?? an aneurysm? OD on Adderall?

[iscooterliberally]

3. Massive fart-attack?

He could asphyxiate himself and his entire cabinet in one fell swoop?

[Walleye]

4. Maybe one of the January Sixers he just released stage the next assassination attempt and forget to miss

[Tracyjo]

5. I wake up and wonder this

every single day of my life.

[chicoescuela]

37. You are not alone. One beautiful day it will be true.

He is 12 years older than I am so I am very hopeful I will be able to enjoy that beautiful day.

[Bengus81]

6. Hoping and wishing on a daily basis. Hoping that KFC will take him out

or a severe stroke. Either way..........

[2naSalit]

15. I'm...

Open to anything at this point.

[MontanaMama]

46. I've said it a million times...

Been rooting for cholesterol for 10 years now. I just want it to be painful. Is that so wrong?

[2naSalit]

60. Definitely...

Should be really painful for at least a couple days and he's aware of it all.

Pretty light fare considering.

[birdographer]

54. I was just thinking this morning

That in addition to the desired stroke, heart attack, aneurysm, Adderall OD, choking on Big Mac, and hero intervention, it would be nice if he would simply slip on the ice. Big fat guy like that going down at his age would have to break a lot of bones. Granted, wouldn’t eliminate him, but it would make me second-best happy.

I come here every single morning hoping to read that he is gone. I wonder what it is like to be a person that at least half of your own country wants dead, and the majority of the rest of the world’s population does as well? Too bad his narcissism would never permit that information to penetrate. He and Pootie can share that honor.

[Emile]

7. Not yet, 😕

[bucolic_frolic]

8. My morning question is "Did he invade Venezuela yet?"

That comes after annexing Canada, Mexico, and Greenland, of course. But Venezuela was clearly on his mind in the campaign, and it's right across the Gulf of America, plus there are tropical islands to the northwest ... Cuba, Puerto Rico, etc, etc, etc.

[Capt. America]

9. Actually I do not want him to die in office ...

…he would then become a martyr, a legend. I still hold out hope that someday, in some way, justice will find him or karma.

[niyad]

30. But he would no longer be wasting oxygen and other resources.

[johnnyplankton]

10. Thoughts and prayers...

[kerouac2]

11. He's dead inside

Does that count?

At least there is some solace in knowing that deep down he is a miserable, tortured soul who knows that even his own family, including his wife, detests him.

So there's that.

[Submariner]

13. But that hole in his face keeps moving

and sounds keep coming out. It just won't f*cking stop.

[kerouac2]

17. Need a meme of him with walking dead zombie sounds

Coming out of that hate hole of his.

[Martin Eden]

18. It's almost impossible to believe he exists

It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, wrapped it up in an old hot dog skin, then taught it to make noises with its face.

[BeyondGeography]

36. Hence the size of his fan base

[70sEraVet]

12. When he does die, it may be a while before anybody notices.

He has smelled like a decaying corpse for the last couple of decades.

[MisterG]

14. We ask the same, but phrase it differently.

"Is it dead yet?"

[bdamomma]

16. If he ever took

that make up off, we would see a decrepited ole felon.

[Martin Eden]

19. Trump went to see a fortune teller

She gazed into her crystal ball, and said "I see a huge parade for you. People are lining the streets for miles, dancing and singing."

Trump exclaimed "That's great, how do I look?"

"That I cannot see," she replied. "The casket is closed."

[niyad]

32. May it be so.

[Martin Eden]

38. So it is written, so it shall be done

[littlemissmartypants]

50. Thanks for the idea! I'm going to build a vision board!

Maybe we should meet here daily to focus on the idea. And I'm not joking.

❤️

[Martin Eden]

20. Melania is looking forward to forward to burying him at Maralago, so she can grift off his grave.

She'll charge admission to visitors with full bladders.

[Dave Bowman]

55. Yes, full bladders and/or full intestins.

[AllaN01Bear]

21. ""

[LymphocyteLover]

22. sadly, Satan himself keeping him alive

[Dave Id]

28. Satan keeping Trump alive...

because if Trump went to Hell, it would give it a bad name.

[Vogon_Glory]

39. I suspect it's because even He has standards and doesn't

want what’s-his-name building or managing housing for His staff.

[LymphocyteLover]

61. LOL! There's a thought

[Autumn]

23. Sadly no. Not yet but I'm hopeful.

[Joinfortmill]

24. Not yet. Check again tomorrow.

[dalton99a]

25. karma is running late. She's giving blow jobs for drinks in a bar

[C_U_L8R]

26. Eventually. Probably sooner than later.

And that's something the whole world can look forward to.

[Ocelot II]

27. Satan hasn't called him home yet.

It will take a little while to get his room ready for him.

[dalton99a]

33. +1

[QED]

29. I was so disappointed this morning...

to wake up and not see the headline Breaking News: T dead at 82.

[niyad]

34. 78

[QED]

57. I'd much rather the happy event occurred at 78 than at 82.

Just please, make it happen soon. Although...JD? Maybe the GOP Congress won't be as subservient to him.

[niyad]

58. couchhumper talibilly is not a likable person, no cult following for him.

Although he and the oligarchs are running things behind the scene, he will not draw the adoring fans.

[Dennis Donovan]

31. He was eaten by wolves...

[Vogon_Glory]

35. Give him five or six weeks, then ask again

President William Henry Harrison, ten years younger than the avatar of light, truth and purity again esconced in the White House, lasted a little over a month before succumbing to natural causes. And I dare say that Old Tippecanoe was probably in better physical condition than what’s-his-name, and if WHH had had access to 21st century medicine, he would have survived his term.

[SalamanderSleeps]

43. This quote is slightly out of context.

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain

However, I think it is still valid.

[littlemissmartypants]

48. Interesting historical perspective. ❤️

[Vogon_Glory]

59. Alas, it's probably wishful thinking

He’s had the Devil’s own luck.

[Dlpger61]

40. He sealed his own fate

The Bishop put him on notice that he has to change his mind and actions because they are evil and cruel. The one thing people want to see is justice and accountability for all of the cruelty and wrong that he has done.

When she pointed out that He attributed the providential mercy of God for his being here, she gave notice that the same God is giving him a directive to change. We know he will not, however, there is a possibility that he might, we will see before his presidency is over, either the change for good or his demise. You can't call on God or invoke God for His mercy and goodness and not expect Him to require something from you.

[littlemissmartypants]

47. Well, that took a turn. 🤔

[Kali]

49. he's now claiming he was spared from 2 assassination attempts

because god is a magat and wants him to maga

[Crowman2009]

41. I'm confused, are you talking about Ghouliani or Il Orange Douch?

[Ilsa]

42. I was hoping for extreme, obvious, public madness

to take over, then the disease quickly eat his brain,. Perhaps a close woman within his family decides she's had enough public humiliation and goes crazy on him.

[SpankMe]

44. I'm thinking: Lightning strike at an outdoor rally. n/t

[littlemissmartypants]

45. Hahaha! ❤️

[VMA131Marine]

51. No, but he is soulless.

[58Sunliner]

52. The pos is going to stroke out.

He looks like shit and malaria looks like she hit a brick wall.

[crim son]

53. We don't want Vance as VP so

whatever takes the Convicted Felon needs to do the same with Vance.

[Orrex]

56. I'm fine with that, believe me

[crim son]

63. Me too. Even better, actually. n/t

[Dem4life1234]

62. All that fried chicken and lack of exercise

And nothing? At 78?

Is he God's punishment for America's sins? What what is it?