Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Golf course lightning strike?

Cheeseburger embolism?

Spanish BRICS assassin?

[malaise]

1. Cracking up here

For the Spanish BRICS😀

[Hugin]

2. Hand lotion driving range mismatch?

Diet Coke call button short?

Anything?

[doc03]

3. I heard last week that each Coke takes 12 minutes off your life. I hope he

drinks lots of Coke and eats lots of hamberders.

[birdographer]

30. I saw that, too

He has been drinking 12 a day since at least 2016, not sure how long he was drinking it before then. It would help if in his case it were more like 12 days off his life, but even that is far too slow. And here I was worried about sucralose or whatever artificial sweetener is in those diet drinks, the ones that are supposedly so horrible for you. Apparently they actually have no effect.

[maptap22]

4. Nope...I check every morning.

[3auld6phart]

33. Same

Here.hoping he is fertizing the grass on his golf courses.. at Mar A Lardo. Oh, well someday soon and take tThat Dead eyes zombie miller with him.

[superpatriotman]

5. These are part of my daily affirmations

Thank you.

See you tomorrow. Maybe that will be the day??

[Orrex]

13. I will do my best to continue until one of us breathes our last

[Emile]

6. Not yet

[Tanuki]

7. Poisonous snake came up through the toilet?

[malaise]

14. The year of the snake just began in China

Wednesday is the climax - fingers and toes crossed😀

[Tanuki]

15. Make snakes great again! Come on, snakes....

you know the assignment!
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🚽🚽🚽🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[hlthe2b]

8. Beware his chronic constipation...

He's gonna blow!!!

[TNNurse]

9. I want him to die (soon)

from an illness he cancelled research for treatment.

[SCantiGOP]

46. From Mr Dylan:

And I hope that you die,
And your death will come soon.
I’ll follow your casket,
On a pale afternoon.
And I watch while you’re lower’d,
Down to your death bed.
And I’ll stand over your grave till I’m sure that you’re dead.


(the end of Masters of War, which was directed towards those who profited from the war machine)

[Marthe48]

10. tripped over his tie

and slammed into a widescreen tv, spent several minutes crisping in his own body fat?

[SLClarke]

11. Clever

Spanish BRICS assassin. Oh my!

[Loryn]

12. Spontaneous human combustion?

[Attilatheblond]

26. Harder to put out than a Tesla on fire in his case

[milestogo]

16. Keep hope alive!

[surfered]

17. Sadly, no. But tomorrow is another day.

[Joinfortmill]

18. It would be helpful to us all if you asked this every day.

Today the answer is, sadly, no.

[dutch777]

19. He is dead to me but then I see JD and Johnson on deck and it scares the s**t out of me.

[The Madcap]

24. They may be evil...

But they don't have a cult of their own. Someone might be willing to stop them if/when they are fully in charge.

[travelingthrulife]

36. It's like we survive on the hopiest of hopes these days.

[The Madcap]

37. It is all we have right now.

[Harker]

20. Battery operated shark?

[Attilatheblond]

28. Dut dut dut du da da

[niyad]

21. Sadly, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. One lives in hope.

[twodogsbarking]

22. Melania

[lark]

23. Poisoned makeup accident?

Toxic hair flameup that engulfs the huge bloat

Husband who lost wife due to tsf's policies about killing pregnant women who are involved in the sin of a miscarriage shoots him directly in the face and tsf lingers on for weeks before dying.

[The Madcap]

25. Toxic mold

At maralardo?

[Seinan Sensei]

27. Head-on collision in a golf cart

[FailureToCommunicate]

29. I rewatch the movie "Dave" and wish wish so hard that scenario could happen.

Alas, TSF is so full of bitter bile he probably CAN'T expire from natural causes.

[CrispyQ]

55. That's such a great movie!

Kevin Kline was so good! I love when he's making a sandwich in the WH kitchen & talking to his SS guard, the Ving Rhames character, & Kline automatically cuts the sandwich in half & gives half to Ving.

I watched The American President yesterday & almost cried at how politics used to be mostly civil. I wondered if the Bob Rumsfeld character was modeled after Gingrich? The movie was released in 1995.

[electric_blue68]

61. I really like "American President", and I love "Dave".

Who is Bob Rumsfeld? Food for thought

Kevin Kline is fabulous. Loved Ving, and Signorey, too.

[kerouac2]

31. Are we sure there are just one of him?

Maybe this is, like, the fifth copy and each one gets worse than the one before....

[dweller]

32. If not

Why not ?

🤔




✌🏻

[Jilly_in_VA]

34. My mother always said

that it's wrong to pray AGAINST someone, but it's perfectly all right to pray to God (or whatever you believe in) to deal with him as he deserves to be dealt with.

[SCantiGOP]

47. Mark Twain quote:

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

[Reader Rabbit]

35. Thank you for this.

During Putrescence's first term, my dad would get up every morning and ask his wife, "Trump dead yet?" Sadly, the answer was always "no."

My dad has passed on, but your threads remind me of him every day.

Thanks, Orrex.

[Dem4life1234]

38. The Devil is teasing us leaving him here

How someone so obese, unhealthy, addicted to Adderall which affects the heart, is still kicking at 78 is beyond me. We lost so many gems at half that age.

[totodeinhere]

39. The thing is if he dies we would get Vance who is just as bad if not worse.

n/t

[Lulu KC]

42. I think he might get some pushback, though

He doesn't have the same "charisma."

[jls4561]

40. Just read the Repukes are having a cabal at Doral, the bed bug ridden whorehouse

That Drumph calls a resort. Some of the J6 traitors pardoned by Fatass may be there also.

I am scanning the skies for a giant meteor ☄️. Take them all out at once. Gubment efficiency.

A large sinkhole would also be welcome.

Come on, Mother Nature!

[paleotn]

45. One drone. One hellfire. Problems solved.

[Dave Bowman]

41. No but he's decomposing anyway.

[Omnipresent]

43. Maybe he will fall out of ConAir in mid flight...

And nobody on the plane would know why it happened?

[paleotn]

44. He will be.

Now I'm going to type something very controversial and may get my post hidden, but I don't care.

If only that guy in PA had spent more time on the shooting range. Would have solved a lot of problems. World peace through better marksmanship. The irony isn't lost on me.

[Polybius]

48. Be careful what you wish for

Sometimes the alternate universe changes are even worse than the reality. This video talks about that scenario. What it causes is frightening.

[paleotn]

49. Granted. Could be better, could be worse. Only thing for sure is it would be different.

[dalton99a]

50. A beautiful bowel obstruction blocking new worshippers from entering

[Ocelot II]

51. My fitness tracker watch has a news alert feature -

it buzzes when my phone sends it an item of major breaking news. I get so excited when I feel that little buzz, but alas...

[58Sunliner]

52. When he goes I hope it is public. A lightening strike would have a nice prophetic touch.

[Orrex]

53. Yes but

I feel very strongly that his fuckhead KKKultists would claim is as proof that God is calling him home, and they'd use it as a rallying cry to ensure that his agenda is carried out to completion.

[58Sunliner]

54. I tend to think it would be the opposite. The ws and militias aren't motivated by religion as much as power and abuse.

[Orrex]

57. Good point. I sugggest that we try it and find out.

[Thunderbeast]

56. Last Spring, my wife and I were in Salzburg, Austria

While visiting a plaza surrounded by seven churches, suddenly, the peal of bells rang from them....at a random time (like 11:42).

What could THAT be about we asked ourselves....

We concluded that the only explanation was that TRUMP HAD DIED!

The realization that our assumption was incorrect was the only stain on an otherwise magical trio to Europe!

[Different Drummer]

58. Not yet.

However, the day isn't over.

[malaise]

59. This is encouraging 😀

[Orrex]

60. Yeah, but he remembered five words. Five!

That's almost as many as Koko the ASL gorilla!

[malaise]

62. LOL

😀