Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

SNAP recipient driven mad by hunger?

Fatally yawned by some self-important finger-wagger?

Indiana traffic stop?

[Walleye]

1. Has any reporter asked him to comment on the guy he pardoned who was killed yesterday?

[Emile]

2. I heard gun shots yesterday evening. I thought it was people celebrating

Trump died, but it turned out to be church members target shooting behind their country church.

[Hugin]

3. Low bridge on the high road?

High bridge on the low road?

Patient zero?

Accounting error?

[AltairIV]

4. Some day soon...

...I hope to be able to reply " Why yes, he is dead."

[malaise]

6. Join the line

😀

[MiHale]

5. Ego exploded...taking 3 assistants with him...

[malaise]

7. No

but he is more insane than ever. Last night
he wee wee’d up himself and declared that his military turned on a pipe and water is now flowing in California😂😂

[Ray Bruns]

9. When do we get to the point where he declares a horse consul like Caligula?

[malaise]

11. Wasn't that the gathering at MAGA- Lardo?

or should we wait for a few Supremes to join the golfering? 😀

[Harker]

8. Trips over his necktie on the top step of Air Force One?

[dalton99a]

10. What would be good for him today is a beautiful dose of sepsis

Antibiotic-resistant sepsis

[surfered]

12. A golf ball, sliced from another fairway, hitting him in the head.

An unseen alligator near the pond on hole #3. Tragic

[twodogsbarking]

13. He ain't dead but he sure smells like it.

[mnhtnbb]

14. You all are so funny

imagining the end of the orange a$$hole. Making me laugh.

[lark]

15. Iron filled makeup poisons him slowly, weakening him for all to see how frail he truly is!

[sanduca]

16. Your post title is my favorite in DU...

Can the world get lucky?
According to predictions, yes.

[Aviation Pro]

17. Brain dead, yes, but the zombie cells are still manipulating his carcass and mouth

....

[dweller]

18. If not

WHY NOT ?
🤔




✌🏻

[WestMichRad]

19. That's the news I look for every day.

Still disappointed. Bummer.

[Emile]

21. I think we all do.

[Eva Jo]

20. Run over by a shopping cart full of eggs

[Joinfortmill]

22. Not yet

[electric_blue68]

23. My Scenario. I'm (for real) in a facility. I go to sleep very late, so I...

sleep between breakfast, and lunch (then I'm usually up).

So... I go back to sleep. But I'm awakened by a commotion of my neighbors on my floor of whom I like, and we often chat. They're carrying on.

But, happily!
I get attired, and go to the door.
Either: I hear enough through the door before I open it to know what's happened, OR, I stick my head out the door, and find out!

I join The Celebration! 👍 🎉

🤔 My nabe.... could be cheering, pots and pans banging (at least the majority of Hispanics, still) in my area. But I face our sweet backyard, and might not hear them.

Anyway, that's my happy scenario! Sooner, than later, please.

[iemanja]

24. Vance would not be worse

As some have insisted.