Trump Orders Black Boxes to Be Replaced With White Boxes, Following Airline Tragedy

[Zorro]

Donald Trump has blamed diversity and inclusion policies for a mid-air plane collision in Washington DC, saying it never would have occurred if the plane was carrying a white, American-born, heterosexual flight recorder box.

In a media conference following the tragedy, the President blamed Barack Obama for the collision.

“Why are all the flight recorders all of a sudden black? I think that Barack Obama has a lot to answer for. Joe Biden too,” he said.

“It’s DEI gone mad. Flight recorders are getting appointed because of their colour, not because of their skills. I’ve read the legislation. It says that every airplane must have a black box. It’s crazy. Airlines are scared to even consider using a white box, because they know they’ll get criticised for it."

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/01/31/trump-orders-black-boxes-to-be-replaced-with-white-boxes-following-airline-tragedy/

[Emile]

1. LOL

Why are all the flight recorders all of a sudden black? I think that Barack Obama has a lot to answer for. Joe Biden too,” he said.

[VMA131Marine]

2. Of course, black boxes are almost always orange...

[Dave Bowman]

6. Orange is the new black, I've been told.

[thinkingagain]

3. Someone needs to tell him

They are not black they are orange like him😀

[Lovie777]

4. Is this a joke?.....

[Dave Bowman]

9. First time I hear about that site but it's humor.

Here's one of their other headlines:

"Nigerian Scammer Sells Greenland to Donald Trump for 10,000 Bitcoins"

[boonecreek]

10. Satirical website...

I hope.

[Wicked Blue]

5. He is clearly insane

[spanone]

7. Why not pink?

Fucking Nuts.

[Aristus]

8. Satire: Still dead.

n/t

[Passages]

11. omg

+2

[intheflow]

13. He then announced all planes will now be equipped with My Pillows,

for softer crash landings when the air traffic controllers are fired.