NEW: DOGE has requested and is being granted "access to all SBA systems," per an email sent to Small Business Admin...

[demmiblue]

‪Laura Barrón-López‬ ‪
@lbarronlopez.bsky.social‬

NEW: DOGE has requested and is being granted “access to all SBA systems,” per an email sent to Small Business Admin employees today. Edward Coristine, a DOGE official, held a call with SBA staff detailing level of access they wanted, including HR, contract and payment systems

Employees were told this access was cleared, but weren’t told by whom, and that access needed to granted in a very short time frame to Coristine and Donald Park, who appears to be an adviser to DOGE

February 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM

Employees were told this access was cleared, but weren’t told by whom, and that access needed to granted in a very short time frame to Coristine and Donald Park, who appears to be an adviser to DOGE

— Laura Barrón-López (@lbarronlopez.bsky.social) 2025-02-03T19:48:11.465Z

[CousinIT]

1. I'd think a LOT of business people in the US won't appreciate that.

Many of them vote MAGAt.

[dchill]

2. Is that or is that not illegal?

Is there no law enforcement agency that covers Elon Musk?

[Irish_Dem]

4. He appears to be totally above the law.

No one can or will cross him.

[dchill]

6. Appearances are just EVERYTHING...

... evidently.

[Irish_Dem]

3. In a fascist regime, there is no private information.

Every single piece of information about a person is on file with the government.

[Solly Mack]

5. What happens when Musk locks everyone out of everything and holds it all hostage?

[obamanut2012]

7. Unvetted kids about 21 years old -- they need to say NO

Until Congress okays it.

[demmiblue]

8. BTW, this is Edward "BigBalls" Coristine we are talking about.

Jacqueline Sweet‬
‪@jsweetli.bsky.social‬

"DOGE official" is a wild way to sanewash Edward "BigBalls" Coristine, a 19yo snot-nosed punk who Elon has apparently deputized to play Judge Dredd in the federal workforce? Report honestly about what's going on or GTFO, man. bsky.app/profile/jswe...

"DOGE official" is a wild way to sanewash Edward "BigBalls" Coristine, a 19yo snot-nosed punk who Elon has apparently deputized to play Judge Dredd in the federal workforce? Report honestly about what's going on or GTFO, man. bsky.app/profile/jswe...

— Evan Sutton (@evansutton.bsky.social) 2025-02-03T21:18:35.072Z

[Meowmee]

12. vomit...

I can't find the vomit emoji, is it gone now?

[demmiblue]

13. It's there, but I think we need an industrial size one...

[Meowmee]

14. lol 😹😹😹 yep how did you get that one?

[demmiblue]

15. Giphy:

https://giphy.com/

[Prairie Gates]

9. Having a giant business (Tesla, Space X) in charge of small business...no conflict there

[Scrivener7]

10. WHY IS IT BEING GRANTED? WHAT IS GOING ON?

[Meowmee]

11. Granted by Who?

This all illegal... where are the arrests/suits/injunctions etc. ?