Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally humiliated over his Canada tariff failure?

Fatally humiliated over his Mexico tariff failure?

Lethal salmonella following widespread deregulation?

[samnsara]

1. i have that same question on my ( still active) twitter acct....

..in big letters....as my handle... IS HE DEAD YET?

Elon hasnt booted me yet.


fuck elon

[malaise]

6. You may need ATDYBOT😀

Are They Dead Yet -Both of them😂😂

[Marthe48]

16. I am imaging scenarios of something taking

The criminal mob out at one go, down the line of succession where replacement for the Oval Office would be a Dem.

So far, I haven't come up with any plausible.

[SheltieLover]

23. Hold the vision, Marthe!

:earthquake welcome them all home to hell?

[malaise]

2. No but I had this vivid dream

where someone fell down the steps of a huge jet and people were celebrating.
To steal a few words from Dusty…wishing and hoping😀😀

[canetoad]

5. Not sucked into

An engine of Air Force 1? Wouldn't that be magnificently messy.

[malaise]

7. That would call for

bottle popping champagne and it’s not my drink of choice

[niyad]

35. I would volunteer to drink your share. You could just double up on the Blue Nun!

[malaise]

42. Bwaaaah😀😀

It’s a deal.

[hlthe2b]

3. Herpes Encephalitis?

Hiw would we know?

[Oopsie Daisy]

4. Fork in an electric toaster?

[dweller]

8. If not

WHY DAFUQ NOT ?



✌🏻

[Joinfortmill]

9. Not yet

[Emile]

10. I still look for buzzards circling over the White House,

but then I came to the realization they are already inside.

[Marthe48]

15. Good one!

[surfered]

11. Bird flu?

[ecstatic]

12. Faux tan-spray poisoning?

[twodogsbarking]

13. Fell off the terlet and banged his head on classified documents.

Herman Cain returns as a zombie and rips off his head and spits down his neck.

[Marthe48]

14. Smashed by a piece of space junk

From a failed skum rocket?

Voodoo doll poked by a really long pin to a vital organ?

[Emile]

24. LOL, that would be karma.

[10 Turtle Day]

28. I made one as as a craft project around Halloween

Complete with a blue suit and long red tie. Used an orange marker to color in its face, leaving white circles around its eyes and hairline. Then I went out and bought the longest pins I could find at a craft store, they’re actually corsage pins. I rearrange the pins with gusto nearly every day. It’s cathartic plunging them into various body parts. But alas, he’s still not dead yet.

[Emile]

32. OMG. Awesome 👍

[Tanuki]

17. Col. Muskard with a lead pipe in the Oval Office?

[dalton99a]

18. Pussy grabber slain by Slovenian sex worker in freak accident

[William Seger]

19. Windmill cancer?

[Magoo48]

20. Good one.

Stepped on a forest rake?

[mwb970]

21. Ivermectin OD?

[SheltieLover]

22. Covid karma?

[NoonTimeRag]

25. I remember

On here the Matrirate.

Terrible to wish and hope for dying in general. The kama of wsihing death will get you, and it's so awful it might get you in real life.

[Marthe48]

29. This is cathartic dark humor

I know when I think of a fanciful way to go, I have my fingers crossed and my tongue in cheek

[NoonTimeRag]

57. I can understand that

But I don't think it's healthy for the mind.

[Orrex]

30. If karma existed, Trump would have fallen in a woodchipper in infancy

Anyway, he’s so awful and destructive that I’m willing to take the karma hit for the greater good.

[NoonTimeRag]

31. Naw

[Orrex]

40. .

Tune in tomorrow when we gather to wish all manner of painful, humiliating, or ironic deaths upon him.

[niyad]

43. I do love the very inventive minds here on DU!

[Orrex]

44. Truly!

I started these daily posts fully expecting to be a solo act, but it’s so much better as an ensemble!

[niyad]

46. It certainly is!

[SheltieLover]

58. And the hopefulness and humor is cathartic!

TY, Orrex!

[niyad]

41. Cuing Lady Violet.

Since you referenced our late friend The Magistrate, you have clearly been lurking for quite some time, as many people do. One is curious about what brought you in from the cold. Your posts are interesting.

[Lulu KC]

50. Wait--did The Magistrate wish harm on anyone else?

Are you saying that The Magistrate is gone because of his karma?

[niyad]

62. Assuming the new poster IS referencing The Magistrate? It was somewhat

difficult to tell with that spelling.

[Lulu KC]

65. Very true n/t

[birdographer]

26. Choked on his Big Mac?

[milestogo]

27. No, but keep asking.

Your posts are inspirational. We have to keep on hoping he croaks.

[dflprincess]

33. Trump or Musk?

I think Musk is the bigger threat.

[niyad]

48. several of us have suggested that it be a combined post. Efficiency, yes?

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[FSogol]

34. Extra long red necktie caught in paper shredder? Vance runs in circles trying to decide what to do.

[Dave Bowman]

36. While cheating at golf he fell on his 9-iron club when trying to pick up his ball...

The club broke, with a piece of the shaft piercing his aorta through his chest.

[niyad]

39. ohhhhhh good one!

[Dave Bowman]

55. Thanks!

[LW1977]

37. I know there is a certain Green Day song I'll playing on a touchtunes jukebox when it does happen

Titles begins with “ha ha”

[niyad]

38. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. As I posted in an OP yesterday,

and malaise just suggested upthread, should we lump orange and space nazi together? Love her acronym--ATDYBOT (Are They Dead Yet-Both Of Them)

[SheltieLover]

59. Excellent idea to lump them together!

[Harker]

45. Agrees (for a cut, naturally) to sit in a Tesla with Musk for a commercial to help sagging auto sales?

With the many various dangers involved, I invite you to choose your own ending to this twofer...

[superpatriotman]

47. THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY NORMAL

Is my new jam.

[Hugin]

49. Flushed while still seated in AF One?

Mistaken for a pig by a California Condor?

Stampeded during an ill timed photo op at an elementary school?

Gloating accident?

[Ocelot II]

51. He picks up a gig with Spinal Tap as their drummer.

[k8conant]

52. ALF had a recipe for cat juice.... SQUEEZE!

TRUMPkin juice and MUSKmelon juice : SQUEEZE!

[whopis01]

53. I so look forward to the day there is a positive answer to your post

I predict it will likely be the most popular thread ever on DU.

[niyad]

63. And quite possibly the longest!!!

[kentuck]

54. Someday you will be right.

And he will become a martyr to a generation low IQ, MAGA, conspiracy theorists.

[Orrex]

61. They'll do that regardless

My celebration of his death won’t change that.

[SidDithers]

56. We could start a pool...nt

Sid

[Dem4life1234]

60. I will pop my champagne when I hear that good news

And that will be the day he will make America great again!

He's fat as hell, dementia ridden brain, poor diet, no exercise, God willing it needs to come soon.

[Blue Owl]

64. Please Satan, take your beloved home