Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Rabid doge bite?

Gaza construction site mishap?

Toxic gas leak in VIP Superbowl box?

[yaesu]

1. When it strokes out it will be looping a certain scene from the movie Deliverance involving a pig in hell. nt

[malaise]

2. No but

MoscowMitch fell twice

[Orrex]

7. I'm sure he appreciates all that DEI wheelchair accessibility

[malaise]

14. Great point

Rec

[Ray Bruns]

13. I have video of it.

[Ray Bruns]

18. From a different angle

[Conjuay]

25. thank you.

[twodogsbarking]

22. I could help him, fall a third time.

[Celerity]

24. I hope the fucker dies of 'King Herod's Evil'

In the book I, Claudius, Herod succumbed to a disease that had symptoms described as “putrescent stomach, corpse-like breath, maggots breeding in the privy member, and a constant watery flow from the bowels causing inflamed madness.”

[malaise]

31. ROFL

😂😂😂

[Emile]

3. Hegseth driving drunk, runs over Trump who is driving golf cart.

Killing Trump instantly, then I wake up.

Day is not over yet, still hope.

[Hugin]

4. Red tie number 40 statistic?

Open person-hole cover?

Mismarked detour on the road to nowhere?

Uncapped Sharpie open flame mishap?

Caught in Der Gerspringenworken?

[SheltieLover]

5. Malaria order up plutonium tea?

Tertiary syphilis take its toll?

[Orrex]

8. lol. Funny you should mention that

I do all of those things every day.

Right after I fantasize about his death.

[Hugin]

11. I meditate about being in a park planting things.

I’ll leave it at that.

[Emile]

10. Welcome to du.

[Orrex]

34. I miss them already

[Emile]

42. LOL

[malaise]

17. Huh?

My only monk. - Don’t Blame Me

[Oopsie Daisy]

9. Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome?

[Vinca]

15. I don't know, but he sure looks like a corpse with a bad makeup job.

[surfered]

16. His own bile goes down the wrong way

[Harker]

19. Microphone caught in throat?

[BobsYourUncle]

21. Xlon published the pee-tape?

AaaCK!!1,,….

[no_hypocrisy]

23. Alligator in the Water Trap on the 8th Hole

[Joinfortmill]

26. The highlight of my day. Thank you. Not yet, but acts of God are frequent.

[claudette]

27. If

only,…..

Where is VP Vance? Not a peep from him since President Mush took over our government

[William Seger]

35. Haha, lately every time I try to type Musk, my fingers want Mush instead

[claudette]

37. 😊👍

[FSogol]

28. Hamas terrorists steal the Goodyear blimp, fill with explosives, and crash into President's box at the Superdome.

Only Saquon Barkley has the speed to escape the explosions and becomes the only survivor.

[Dave Bowman]

29. He jumped into a volcano to prove he was immortal. He's not.

[ECL213]

30. I don't know where, or when, or how,...

but I will find a way to piss on his grave, and any library bearing his name will burn to the ground.

[hot2na]

32. Sharks with lasers

[Trueblue Texan]

33. Swallowed by Super Bowl sink hole? Nt

[William Seger]

36. Misunderstood directions on penis enlargement device?

Watching Musk rocket launch, got hit by a chunk?

[milestogo]

38. He looks dead.

He smells like death.

It has to happen soon.

I can't take this much longer.

[bluestarone]

39. I hear the DEAD MEAT BEETLES are (you know the kind you see on a bird that's been dead a couple of days in you yard)

on orders to STAND BACK and STAND BY!!

[milestogo]

40. Armies of them

[bluestarone]

41. More like this.

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